Hey party peoples! This is a story about some of my friends and I staying at my brother's place we are all big time phan girls, cept for Kaylee, she agrees with Christine's decision! (Screw her!) We refer to a lot of pop culture so don't be surprised when we do. I own nothing except my ipod and the 2004 version of The Phantom of the Opera. Sooo yeah that's about it enjoy!
Me: YEAH! NEW YORK CITY I CAN'T HEAR YOU! YEAH HA HA HA HA!
It was karaoke night at our house. Since Jack (my older brother) is out every Friday, we had the place to ourselves. We didn't always sing, some times we just goofed off with the microphone. Such as now.
Hannah: Oooh my turn! *grabs mic* I AM WINDEXTOR! I WILL CLEAN YOUR SOUL!
Stephanie: *takes mic casually* Chicken tenders, *voice gets all whispery* SWEET SAUCE ALL OVER MY BODY!
Ne'cole: *sighs and combs her bangs*
By this time, we were all cracking up. Kaylee and Katie were looking through my ipod to decide what to sing. Kaylee, who is like extremely silly, wanted to sing Weird Al how-ever-you-pronounce-his-last-name, songs while Katie wanted to sing Lady Gaga.
Katie: *snatches ipod from Kaylee* Meh (In Katie that means Lady Gaga
Pwns)
Kaylee: *waves arms frantically* No, no we are singing to da Drive Thru Song
Hannah: *grabs mic from Stephanie* we're doing Katy Perry!
Stephanie: *chuckles to herself* you would do Katy Perry
Me: *stares at Stephanie and sighs* you are so perverted *shoves her gently*
While we were bickering Jack came in, earlier than usual. He looked high, and was wearing a Born This Way T-shirt.
Me: *gasps in horror* How dare yo go to Hot Topic without me!
Jack: Ehhh leave meh alone man.
Me: Be gone partying demon *pushes Jack out of room* Kay, party's over, let's watch a movie.
Stephanie: POTO maaan
Hannah: YAAAY!
Katie: Meh. (Means whatever in Katie)
Kaylee: Ehhhhh… Otay
I put the DVD in and one by one fell asleep during the movie. I was the first to wake up or rather waken up.
Jack: *Shakes me awake* Linn! YO LINN!
Me: No don't leave me Antonio Banderas, I'm still dreaming *Opens eyes* Ugh great I had the awesomest dream ever and you woke me up *stares at Jack's shirt* You are still wearing that
Jack: *Looks down at shirt* Where did this come from…? Whatever, there is a guy in a mask singing about his loneliness can you scare him away with your mean cruelness?
Me: Leave him to me *gets up and walks outside*
When I leave the house to our large backyard I see a so familiar white mask.
Me: *eyes widen in awe* GERARD BUTLER!
Kaylee: *pops up* WHERE? *sees Erik* nope, it's just The Phantom. Call me when the real Gerard Butler shows up.
Erik: Why are the females wearing trousers? And why is that man wearing a woman on his shirt? *coughs* pardon me who are you people and who is this Gerard butler?
Ne'cole: WHERE? *sees Erik and combs bangs* Close enough, it be nice if the real Gerry was he-
Hannah: WHERE? *looks at Erik and runs to him* Aww! CHIBI ERIK
Erik was obviously confused and somewhat hurt. I saw those pleading eyes that both threaten and adore. Just kidding but he did look like he'd been through a lot recently
Hannah: it would have been pretty awesome if he was Gerard Butler
Erik: please stop squeezing my head-
Stephanie: You would be squeezing his head
Hannah: *let's go* you would say that that I would be squeezing his head
Stephanie: *flips bangs* you would say that I would say that you would be squeezing his head.
Hannah: you would say that I would say that you would say that I was squeezing his head
Katie: MEH! (In Katie that means shut the front door)
Erik: I am so lost
Jack: *appears next to Erik* I am too bro
Erik: *strokes Jack's hair* your hair… it's so soft… so pretty…
Stephanie: *taps her chin* wanting to be the sane person here
Everyone stifled laughter. Everyone who knew Stephanie at all knew that she was insane. She was creepy and perverted, but in a fun way. No homo
Stephanie: *ignores our laughter* so Erik how did you end up singing a song of loneliness in our back yard?
Hannah: that sounds pretty insane Stephanie
Stephanie: you would say that that sounds insane.
Hannah: you would say that I'd say-
Katie: MEH? (In Katie that means ARE YOU SERIOUS?)
Ne'cole: this isn't the time! This man is in our back yard and his fear caused my bangs to get messed up. So what are we going to do?
I could see Erik was growing rapidly uncomfortable at our daily antics. He seemed frightened at our actions, coming from another time period, hell, he's a fictional character.
Me: *reaches down to help him up* Take my hand I'll make some waffles—erm breakfast
Erik: *hesitates* is this waffle a pastry?
Stephanie: not if they're blue.
Katie: *elbows Stephanie*
Me: Um sure, c'mon lets get you fed and dressed like a normal person *leads him to kitchen*
The girls and I made waffles and practically force fed it to him.
Erik: Nooooo!
Stephanie: Bitch! Eat the Waffles! EAT THEM OR DIE!
Ne'cole: *combs bangs* that looks and sounds so wrong
Kaylee: *nods*
Hannah: Stephanie, be nice
Erik: Leave odd child! Leave my presence! *messes up Stephanie's bangs*
Katie: MEH! (In Katie that means damn, he's screwed,)
Jack: *pulls Stephanie off of Erik* Run Forest! Run!
Hannah: Erik just try the waffle!
Erik: NEVER!
Me: *shoves fork full into Erik's mouth* VICTORY!
Erik: Erik want's more waffles.
Katie: Meh. (In Katie that's a sigh of relief)
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