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OK. Here's the plan:

First, I'll get out of bed without waking Kakashi or his ninken.

Then, I will carefully make it down the hallway into the living room.

From there, I will as quietly as possible get my teaching supplies (before I was interrupted last night by Kakashi's shenanigans.)

I will get myself ready in the bathroom and quietly make it out the door before anyone knows what happened.

Ya…like that was ever going to happen. Pray thanks to Kami-sama for Iruka to have an ex-anbu for a boyfriend; along with his army of highly trained dogs. He had been caught sneaking out of the bed before by Kakashi, or his dogs. The punishment for that was either a quickie with Kakashi (mostly positions 1-10; doggy style, being the most favorable with Kakashi. Nonetheless though…. It could always include 5-10 in one session; there would always be multiple sessions with this man of his.)

"Well I might as well try" Iruka thought hopelessly. He took in a deep breath prepared for battle! Well…sort of. He slowly turned, facing the edge of the bed. This made Kakashi slightly rustle, but nothing that would wake him. He slid Kakashi's arm off from around his waist, stepping lightly onto the wooden floor.

He walked silently as possible to the door, he had lived there with Kakashi for almost two years now, so he slowly figured out where the boards creaked. He was almost to the door when he realized he was about a centimeter away from stepping on one of the dogs ears. He took a larger step over the dog entering the hallway. Step one was out of the way. On to step two Iruka thought a little too excitedly for making it at least this far.

It was slightly chiller in the hallway than he expected; it was four thirty in the morning anyway and he normally didn't make it past the door anyway. He tried extremely hard not to make his teeth chatter. One false move and he would be found out; back to the bed he would go. He didn't even know if they would make it past the doorway.

Well it was time to trek on, further making his demise worsen if he were to be caught.

"When had it gotten so drafty" Iruka thought. "I thought I fixed the window down the hall yesterday."

-flashback-

"Damn these cursed windows of Kakashi's." Iruka had hit his finger again with the hammer. He had bought some cheap nails, on sale, from the hardware store to make a quick clean up of the leaky window. Of course he had gotten slightly carried away and saw some screwed up side boards next to the window; loose as well, and probably letting that damned cold air in.

Hopefully his handywork wouldn't look too bad when Kakashi got back home.

(Three hours later)

Kakashi and Iruka were eating dinner talking about nothing in particular.

"So what happened to the window outside Ruka?" Kakashi was in the middle of eating some broccoli, spewing little bits here and there.

"Um…why?" Iruka was starting to blush at the fact, that maybe he wasn't the best craftsman, but he hoped it didn't look too bad.

"Well, it looked like monkeys came in and destroyed it, then tried to fix it on their way out." Kakashi laughed at his little joke.

"It just that window was making the hallway drafty, so I thought I would shut it tighter was all." Iruka slouched in his chair, embarrassed and feigning hurt; he hoped Kakashi would just take the damn window for how it looked. Plus he wanted to make Kakashi feel bad, for making him feel bad. An eye for an eye he supposed.

Kakashi stopped his laughing to look at Iruka. He looked like a puppy that was punched in the face.

"Iruka…I didn't mean to upset you or anything…really! I don't care how the window looks. Just do what you want! Just don't do anything to rash…like make the walls hot pink or something."

"Hmph. Well I guess I'll just be going to bed them." Iruka was starting to feel that his acting was getting more and more believable with Kakashi. At least he hoped so; otherwise Kakashi was a really good actor.

"Oh come on Iruka, it isn't that bad…" Kakashi jogged up behind Iruka, hoping to Kami-sama that he wasn't sleeping on the couch tonight.

"It's ok. Most of your work, especially your handwriting, looks like it was destroyed by a herd of monkeys, who ate it then spit it back up." Iruka laughed while getting into his pajamas. (They consisted of a pair of boxers and sox, considering his feet got cold and all too. Wouldn't you guess? )

Kakashi stood there dumbfounded for a moment, then had a playful smile on his face. He slinked up to Iruka, who at the moment had some files to finish. There was a devious look in Kakashi's eyes, which Iruka could only guess, meant one thing. He wanted sex, and lots of it.

"NO KAKASHI! I have to finish these papers while I can and –"

Kakashi took the papers from Iruka's hand, flung them into the living room, then rejoined Iruka to have some playtime, of his own.

Which has now, landed Iruka in the position (hahaha get it?) he is in now.

-End of Flashback-

Iruka was currently half way through the hallway, stepping here and there to avoid the extremely creaky floorboards. Whenever he saw one of the dogs ears, from his peripheral vision perk up, he would freeze; nearly having a heart attack. He would continue once the dogs' ears went relaxed.

"Almost there" Iruka thought, giddy.

Suddenly, Iruka felt pain surge though his body, into the root of his scalp.

He had two choices in that second: 1. Scream like bloody murder, or 2. Hold it in and hope the smell doesn't wake them up.

Oh what the hell, he was going to be found out eventually; it would be mere luck if he even made it to the bathroom without a mishap. He decided to worry his boyfriend by screaming bloody murder. (He was still sore about the window thing, in case you couldn't tell).

He screamed loudly, grabbing onto his foot, as he saw blood gush out of his new wound. He had apparently stepped on a nail from his hacking at the window yesterday. How it ended up there he would never know.

He heard, a scramble of paws and a pair of feet headed towards, at a lightning speed. Before the rest of his body had even hit the floor, Kakashi caught him, holding him gently against his chest.

Kakashi examined Iruka's body for what had caused him to scream in pain like that, only to find his foot bloody and the knee down was pale.

"Is this how most of your morning went before you were with me? Cause they seem like they would suck a lot." Kakashi smirked, knowing that when he said that Iruka's work looked like a swarm of monkeys came in, wasn't completely missing the mark.

"Shut…up!" Iruka was gritting his teeth at the moment due to the pain. One of the dogs had already gotten Kakashi some medicine and bandages to wrap his foot up.

Kakashi then lifted him up bridal style, caring Iruka to the bed.

"So when you want to get the place redecorated one day, does that mean you'll be doing it? Cause if so, can we cover the walls with mattresses?" Kakashi smiled happily at the now angry Iruka in his presence who was apparently glaring kunais at him.

"Oh and you'll have to get a tetanus shot while your at it." Iruka punched Kakashi in the arm for foiling his plan.

"I hate you!" Iruka crossed his arms glaring at the wall, hoping that it would blow up.

"I love you too dolphin!" Kakashi grabbed Iruka by the waist, giving him a soft kiss on the forehead.

There goes number 3 and 4 on my list. Besides, its almost five now. Kakashi usually doesn't get up until nine so….

OK. Here's the plan:

Hahaha I think that these two are one of the cutest yaoi cupples. But of course their not the only best. Don't want to pick sides or anything guys….Anyway please rate! Hope all you Kakaxiru fans out there enjoyed it! Rock your day today with the power of awesome writing skills! :D LATER!