"Attack Of The Drunken Clones"

By: Kinsey Douglas

Please Note: If you are not a fan of Star Wars, Then I banish you to Sith Hell. But, A basic understanding of Episode II is needed. JUST WATCH THE MOVIE!


Chapter One:

"An Explosive Arrival"

"Oh my god(s)!" Padmé verbally said the parentheses, for she had yet to decide if she was polytheistic like everybody else. "They blew up my really…clean, shiny ship!" She let out a cry of agony. Padmé loved that ship.

"Milady!" Captain Typho ran up behind Padmé, placing his hand on her shoulder, offering solace. "They've killed Corde!"

"MY SHIP!!!" Padmé wailed. She sunk down to the ground, defeated.

"Yes, Senator, I saw that…" Captain Typho knelt beside her. "But, uh, Corde is dead."

"Who in the World of Warcraft is that?!" She picked up a shattered piece of her Nubian starship. "And who are you? A pirate or something?" She gestured to his unnecessary eye patch. "Or are you just from Somalia?"

Typho raised an eyebrow; he had never heard of 'Somalia.'

"Yes, Typho. Somalia." She looked up at him, quite angered.

"Perhaps we should go see the 'Star Trek' movie again. My favorite part was when the Starship Enterprise was kidnapped by Somali pirates."

"We should go, Senator…It is not safe here," He motioned for her to follow after him, and she soon walked behind him.


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