Hello my fine people of the internet! Okay, so I started playing Ocarina of Time again and when I was bored I went to Homestuck. And then a thought struck me: A Zelda/Homestuck crossover? It had to be done. This is set after SBURB.
I do not own Zelda nor do I own Homestuck.
Your name is Dave Strider and you are really trying to finding a new game to play.
Sure, SBURB was fun, but you think it might just be time to get over it and switch gears. You considered asking your best bro John for help. If his taste in video games is anything like his taste in movies, though, that may not be the best decision. Who else could you possibly ask, though? It's impossible to get your hands on an Alternian video game, and Rose and Jade would probably suggest something relating to The Squiddles. Sighing, you decide to take a risk and get onto Pesterchum.
- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB]-
TG: hey bro
TG: bro
TG: come on egderp dont make me start rapping
TG: okay man you asked for it
TG: some nasty slam poetry comin your way
EB: no no no dave i'm here! don't scare me like that!
TG: no need to be scared of rapping bro
TG: but i have a question
TG: are there any video games you like that i can download
EB: wow that's an interesting question, dave! ummmmmmmm
EB: you could play slender!
TG: oh god no
EB: tee hee dave that was a joke. ummmmmmmm
EB: how about a zelda game? ocarina of time is a classic
TG: im really acquiescent when it comes to your classics
TG: but whatever itll have to do
-turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB]-
Closing the Pesterlog, you grab an apple juice from the fridge (It was about time that Bro replaced all the swords in there with something edible!) and head towards your Wii. Or rather, Dirk's Wii. But would he really mind that much?
Soon, the game has been downloaded. You proceed to start an account, stupidly calling it 'Dave' at first, then figuring out that it would be annoying in the long run. However, you're simply too lazy to start over on a new account. So the name 'Dave' will have to do for now.
You decide not to concentrate on how annoying being called by your own name is and focus instead on the game-play. And oh my God is it fantastic. In what seems like five minutes, Dirk walks into the room- right in the middle of a boss battle!- saying something totally ridiculous. You don't really pick up on the specifics, but it was something about how you've been playing for 17 hours and how you should have been in bed 3 hours ago and blah blah blah. Has it really been that long? Not taking your eyes off the screen, you mutter "Sure, Bro, just after this one thing I have to do." He nods (being the cool brother that he is) and walks back upstairs.
Little does he know, that "one thing" you have to do happens to involve finishing the game.
You just barely make it through. Right in the final showdown, you feel as if you're going to fall down on the floor in sleep any minute. So when the credits begin to roll across the screen, your shaded eyes close and the only thing you can do is fall asleep.
And you have a flipping insane dream.
Okay, that was just the prologue. I promise it's gonna get better from here on out (sorry if it sucks too much). And this is probably the shortest thing ever. Oh well, let me know what you think!
-SteampunkElf
