A/N: This came to me when I glanced at an episode of 'Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?' and this exact question popped up. And apparently, I'm on 5th grade level in ornithology. ::phew:: Not sure I got the lyrics right, but I just had to write this, and see how many times I could fit the word Dodo into a story ::grins evilly:: Betaed by the wonderful JennMel.

Humour, friendship. Gen. Rated G.

Dodo

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"Is the Dodo bird extinct?"

John looked from Rodney's laptop, which was currently playing an action movie – a decidedly Dodo-less action movie at that – to stare at Rodney, who was sitting beside him with a thoughtful frown on his face.

"Dodo?"

Rodney nodded. "Dodo. Extinct, true or false? There was a silly quiz book from Earth in the last shipment, and Carson's got it bad. And it's so frustrating, 'cause I have no idea. So? Dodo? Anything?"

John frowned, and looked up, studying the ceiling. Dodo? Why did that ring a...

"Dit dah dee-dah dee-dah dodo, dee-ba dede do, dee-dee dee-dee dee-dee dee-deen-tee dee-dee dee-dee dodo dee-dee dee-deen-tee-do." He gave a small, false sounding laugh. Then grinned at Rodney, who was staring at him with wide eyes.

"If the Dodo isn't extinct, I sure hope that is. If not, we're all in deep doo doo." John just continued to grin.

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A/N: A few years back, I wouldn't even dream of looking this song up, it is that annoying. But it is more annoying not remembering it, in a way. I'll probably regret asking, but do anyone know what the bloody thing's called?