First is the Worst

Lysander was always first in contests; whether it was food eating, farting, or annoying Dad; he always won. Lorcan said that made him the worst.

Second is the Best

Lorcan was always second to Lysander, but he didn't care. After all it made him the best. Right?

Third is the One with the Hairy Chest

Billy-Bob was Lysander and Lorcan's imaginary friend. He had a really hairy chest, like really, really hairy. Whenever he came inside Luna would always ask him to take his coat off. He always answered that he didn't have one on.