They thought he was dead...

News Reporter: "Council spokes-beings confirmed today that Spectre Blasto has been declared MIA, presumed KIA - a candle light vigil is being held on the Citadel..."

...They thought WRONG!...

The Illusive Jelly: "We've recovered Blasto. We can to rebuild him..."

*Montage of medical machinery working intensively on a Hanar body*

Only they made a slight mistake...

Volus surgeon: "We've removed this growth from the Kahje'clan which seemed septic."

The Illusive Jelly: "Those are the hanar reproductive organs..."

Volus surgeon: "Uh (breath in) oh."

Blastette the Jellyfish is back and out for revenge!

Elcor Reporter: [Disingenuous assertion] Many Hanar are calling your appointment to the Spectres as the Council pretending to give the Hanar people a voice.

*Blastette Stings*

Elcor Reporter: [Crippling Agony] You can not treat the media this way!

She's more bad ass than ever before

Lt. Alenkfish: "Commander, are you sure we're doing the right thing?"

Blastette: "Huh? Sorry, this one was distracted by how fine your hind tentacles look in that armour. Just remember, this is my ship, my rules."

And she has to stop a threat to galaxy security...

Stingery Chief Williams: "This one has to wonder what the Collectors are planning to do with millions of Labrador puppies."

Blastette: "This one does not know, but believes the Enkindlers require this breeding facility destroyed. You are on bomb duty."

Whilst facing her inner demons...

*Blastette is slumped in her cabin's chair, looking at a photo of Shepard*

*Her tentacle wrapped around a bottle of scotch*

Blastette: "This one is better than you...(sips from the bottle).... Bitch."

Action!

Grunt: "I. AM. KROGAN!"

*Charges through a field of Labrador puppies, head butting them as he runs to much barking and whining*

Adventure!

Mordin: "Wanted to talk. Medical Matters with regards to Alenkfish. Biotic powers useful."

Romance!

Lt. Alenkfish: "It should have been this one to set off the bomb. This one had all the technical training to do it from a safe distance."

Blastette: "My Soul name is Jane."

Blastette the Jellyfish: RENEGADE - COMING SOON TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU!

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