They thought he was dead...
News Reporter: "Council spokes-beings confirmed today that Spectre Blasto has been declared MIA, presumed KIA - a candle light vigil is being held on the Citadel..."
...They thought WRONG!...
The Illusive Jelly: "We've recovered Blasto. We can to rebuild him..."
*Montage of medical machinery working intensively on a Hanar body*
Only they made a slight mistake...
Volus surgeon: "We've removed this growth from the Kahje'clan which seemed septic."
The Illusive Jelly: "Those are the hanar reproductive organs..."
Volus surgeon: "Uh (breath in) oh."
Blastette the Jellyfish is back and out for revenge!
Elcor Reporter: [Disingenuous assertion] Many Hanar are calling your appointment to the Spectres as the Council pretending to give the Hanar people a voice.
*Blastette Stings*
Elcor Reporter: [Crippling Agony] You can not treat the media this way!
She's more bad ass than ever before
Lt. Alenkfish: "Commander, are you sure we're doing the right thing?"
Blastette: "Huh? Sorry, this one was distracted by how fine your hind tentacles look in that armour. Just remember, this is my ship, my rules."
And she has to stop a threat to galaxy security...
Stingery Chief Williams: "This one has to wonder what the Collectors are planning to do with millions of Labrador puppies."
Blastette: "This one does not know, but believes the Enkindlers require this breeding facility destroyed. You are on bomb duty."
Whilst facing her inner demons...
*Blastette is slumped in her cabin's chair, looking at a photo of Shepard*
*Her tentacle wrapped around a bottle of scotch*
Blastette: "This one is better than you...(sips from the bottle).... Bitch."
Action!
Grunt: "I. AM. KROGAN!"
*Charges through a field of Labrador puppies, head butting them as he runs to much barking and whining*
Adventure!
Mordin: "Wanted to talk. Medical Matters with regards to Alenkfish. Biotic powers useful."
Romance!
Lt. Alenkfish: "It should have been this one to set off the bomb. This one had all the technical training to do it from a safe distance."
Blastette: "My Soul name is Jane."
Blastette the Jellyfish: RENEGADE - COMING SOON TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU!
(Illegal downloaders over the extranet WILL be hunted down and made examples of through the Council's ruling on FRM)
