Vivian: Welcome to this story. Um yeah…

Main Characters: Cartman, Liane, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Cartman's sibling

Pairings: Style, Kenman

Genre: Family/Hurt/Comfort


Shining Diamond

Summary: Cartman's mom gets pregnant. Cartman and Kenny become majorly close. Stan's got emotional issues, and Kyle's a jerk- most of the time. What could go wrong? A ton of things XD

Chapter 1: Unplanned Pregnancy

"Poopyskins mommy has to go to the doctor today" Liane Cartman told her son who was playing video games on his couch currently.

"Aww come on miam you're in my way!" Cartman shouted while trying to move to the side to get her out of his view.

"I just wanted to let you know before I go" Liane said as she walked towards the door.

"Yeah yeah whatever miam!" Cartman responded before she left. A while later Cartman put his remote down. "I do believe its dinnertime now" Cartman said as he went into the kitchen. Though upon entering he didn't find any food nor his mom cooking. "Miam! Where's dinner?!" he called through the house. No response came back. "Fine whatever I'll just get cheesy poofs then" Cartman muttered annoyed at his mother's absence. He proceeded to the pantry looking for his cheesy poofs. Upon discovering them though he was not happy… they were all gone. "Great there goes my food. Miam!" Cartman shouted again irritated.

~ (Meanwhile at the doctor's office)

"So doctor can you figure out what's causing my illness?" Liane asked the friendly doctor in room 209.

"Yeah I've got it. Miss Cartman you appear to be pregnant once again" the doctor explained.

"Oh my that can't be right. I haven't slept with anyone without a condom" Liana explained.

"Well there's actually an 87% chance that condoms break and can still lead to pregnancy just like birth control" the doctor responded.

"Oh dear… how will I tell my little Poopyskins this news…" Liane said looking down to the concrete floor.

"Well I'm sure your son will understand Miss Cartman. He should be happy getting a new sibling to play with anyway…"

~ (Half an hour at home)

"Miam how could you do this to me!?" Cartman shouted at her.

"Well it's not like I planned for this baby" Liane replied.

"You know I don't want sibling's miam! They just get in my way!" Cartman shouted again.

"I know Poopyskins. But there's really nothing I can do" Liane stated.

"You could just abort it" Cartman stated his arms crossed.

"No I can't do that. That wouldn't be right to them" Liane stated.

"I don't care what's right to them! I don't want them!" Cartman replied as he ran up to his room. Liane sighed and sat down at the kitchen table.

"What am I going to do now?" she asked herself puzzled.

Meanwhile in Cartman's room. "Kahl you won't believe this!" Cartman said on the phone as he ate a secret stash of cheesy poofs in his room. "Kahl my mom is having a baby!" Cartman stated over the phone. "Yes it is true! Come over to my house and ask her yourself!" Cartman said leaning back in his chair. "I don't know about this. That kid could be a mix of anything. It could be Mexican, Japanese, Chinese, or Indian! Heck even worse Jewish!" Cartman shouted over the phone. "What do you mean Jewish isn't a heredity thing? How come your whole family is Jewish then?" Cartman asked.

"Raised in beliefs? Please! This kid is going to be Jewish I just know it!" Cartman stated. "I'm serious here Kahl! Do you really want another Jewish, white, Mexican baby in this town?" Cartman responded. "What do you mean we don't have a Jewish, Mexican, white baby in town? I'm pretty sure there was one" Cartman said shuffling another handful of cheesy poofs into his mouth. "Wait your family are the only Jews in town? Hah no wonder you're religion is damned in this town!" Cartman continued to laugh as the phone went silent on the other side.

"Hey Kahl you still there?" Cartman asked. The phone was silent till it made a beeping sound continually. Cartman hung up the phone. "Damn Jew hung up on me!" Cartman said to himself as he got into his bed for the night…


Vivian: So uh yeah. This is my first try at South Park. Hope you guys liked for now. I wonder if I'll get more of this done tonight or not. Oh well see you next update!