Teen titans vs. suicide squad:

Chapter one: any volunteers ?

Amanda Waller head of the secret government division A.R.G.U.S is currently sorting thru potential "recruits" for an equally off the books strike team only known to very few as task force x or her favorite pet name the suicide squad.

The new mission: eradicate the super hero team known as the teen titans, why? She couldn't give a damn really but after what the media appropriately called "the Judas incident" , however calling it incident is mildly inaccurate more like an embarrassment really, although for Amanda Waller technicalities weren't important if some group of people became a threat, her job is to minimize it by any means necessary.

On her laptop screen the following files were shown:

Name: gizmo

Description: a bald short middle school boy, relies on technological appliances to commit robberies and mayhem, keeps them close on his back to compensate for his shortcomings, genius level intellect, although highly volatile and prone to outbursts of anger.

Name: red x

Description: a young male about 17 much is unknown about him besides being exceptionally stealthy, extremely adaptable, well trained in martial arts and acrobatics and the only thief known to evade the teen titans on a regular basis, possesses razor sharp wit and cunning.

Name : the joker

Description: a failed comedian\mob associate turned into a psychotic murderous clown via a "chemical bath", not much known before that, only that he is a compulsive story teller, highly charismatic, intelligent and unpredictable, frequently collaborates with one former psychiatrist Harleen Quinzel also known as Harley Quinn, as dangerous as the joker himself, but prone to be highly delusional.

Name: Malchior

Description: origins unknown however from little information uncovered it seems he's a highly skilled warlock with a tendency for over confidence' last known location trapped within titans tower.

Name: Adonis

Description: origins unknown, Adonis is young man with a robotic suit of armor, usually spends his time causing mayhem and destruction for personal gain\fun. Low level intellect with high level of destructive and self destructing behavior .

After reviewing the files Waller summoned the captain of her extraction team into her office, and with in a matter of a few minutes he appeared before her in an attentive position and manner ready to be debriefed, in the meantime a projector in the room started booting up showing the files on the computer screen, needless to say the captain wasn't a muscle headed moron when he made the next observation,

"You know some of these 'candidates' would be impossible and even down right a pain in the ass to 'recruit' right sir?

Without missing a bit Waller stood in a confident and stern stature retorting with, "As you know I've indoctrinated many lowlifes, assassins and even murderous psychotics into this program, right?" emphasizing the last part as a rhetorical question.

The captain at this point simply nodded either out of shame of his own forgetfulness or the fact that he openly questioning his superior, and as if on queue Waller continued.

"either way as you've come to realize, getting creative ways for people to serve under me is and always been my forte, however due to one individual involved I'll tackle the 'big fish' while you'll have fun with the 'guppies', now if there are no questions left dismissed".

As soon as the captain left waller took put an ear piece similar looking to a wireless Bluetooth and made a call

"Mr. Wilson , I need to set up a job interview and I would like for you to act as middle man…. Location… Gotham city"

"Any chance I know this mutual friend of ours?", Wilson asked with intrigue on his mind

Waller while sending him her file responded with this

"he's not playing with a full deck"

'not playing with a full deck' Slade Wilson thought for a moment while plastering a smirk on his face, who could blame him hearing a pun from an otherwise a cruel devious and manipulative woman was a rare occurrence be it intentional or not.

"consider it done. Waller, may I ask what's the nature of this meet?"

Waller's only response was "strictly business" sighing as if to say 'what would you expect from her' he bid her farewell while hanging up, taking in the silence of the room he was currently in , Mr. Wilson summoned his most loyal servant wintergreen and said servant appeared with a quick response befitting of a former soldier and a British officer

"Wintergreen, would you be kind to fetch ravager for me"?

"there's no need" a new voice was thrown into the mix, this one belongs to a teenage girl around the age of 17 ,wearing casual clothing, she approached the two men "and by the way I don't need a full debriefing. I eaves dropped to the entire conversation" receiving an appreciative nod from her father\mentor she downloaded the file he received into an iphone she was caring with her.

Pausing for a minute she reviewed the file while saying "I'll be upstairs making some calls to track him down, btw do we still have some funny pages left?"

Mr. Wilson understanding the meaning behind her words gave a dry laugh befitting the dry joke.

Meanwhile ms. Wilson was preparing to leave home and start her tracking assignment she couldn't help but wonder about the following notion, 'why is my dad complies with ms. Waller or even respects her for that matter, is it because she's a bureaucrat, therefore it's a sign he didn't relinquish his military background and upbringing?, or simply because of her wrestler like stature?, mental note confront dad about this later'.

While finishing dressing and heading downstairs towards the family's garage she informed her father,

"dad I'm taking the bike for the sake of the mission", her father without missing a beat inquired "which of them"?

Already mounted on the bike his daughter replied "the Triumph".

Her father nodding silently while keeping close attention mumbled the following

"Inconspicuous as ever I see… just be sure to return the equipment in one piece this time".

Rose in her ravager getup and state of mind this time replies "have I ever let you down?" hearing that her dad lets a silent sigh escape him as if to say 'frequently' after revving up the bike and taking off towards Gotham.

'Gotham city. To some it's a city of night life filled with neon lights, night clubs and people who set trends rather than following it, to others it's a city of high art and business districts filled with museums, banks and trade centers shaped and designed to resemble the macabre , gothic and weird.

How ever to most including myself it's a simple shit hole where people would always prefer to move away rather than stay, but that doesn't matter to me as of right now because of the mission tasked on me, locating one of the most wanted criminals world wide, The joker and luckily for me he's not hard to track down'

Rose Wilson parked her triumph near an alley way in Gotham's slum district, why there, well simply put that's the best place to find rats and squealers, luckily for her she found two of them, both looking dirtier than the streets itself and both strung out the only difference between them one was wearing an old cap and an old jeans jacket while the other was wearing finger-less gloves and a beanie hat, now any decent interrogator pretty much knew by instinct that brute force should be reserved as a last resort for the really stubborn ones so she made sure her blonde hair was spread down while she started swaying towards the two, luckily those were the type of idiots to take the bait.

"hey lady you lost or something", the one with the cap said, rose kept her silence, the guy stared in silence, before asking "the hell?, don't speak English or something"

"yes, I do speak and no I'm not lost, just looking for someone"

The two of them like synchronized owls replied with

"oh yeah, who?"

Deciding the step up her method, she said playfully "well he's usually wears purple, loves making people laugh and to make an unmistakable impression, think you can help me big boys?", the two while being lowlifes weren't stupid so they said while a shiver running down their spine.

"Sorry lady, we're not associating with that freak, not to mention we don't know where he is, but we do know where you can most likely find him."

Curious, she walked to the man in the beanie, taking a close look at him she decide to jam her thumb in his eye socket before asking the following question

"which is where?"

The man now in agonizing pain answered " well I know three places, the first is the ace chemicals abandoned factory, rose then said "go on" while releasing and applying pressure.

"the second one is… Carl's Grissom's old penthouse…. Ahhhh"

"And the last one?" rose 'asked' now digging deeper into the man's eye socket almost poking is eye out, the man simply whimpered from the pain.

"Gotham….. Museum of Art, now let go you crazy bitch, let go of my eye please"

At that moment rose , in her ravager persona released the man and after a short while kicked him right dead center in the balls while wheezing for air, the other guy not giving a crap about his 'pal' ran for dear life before she could reach him, sighing in a small sense of frustration she said

"you can stop hiding, I know you're out there"

As if on cue the shadow like figure inquired "do we know each other"?

"only by reputation" was the only response he got.

Intrigued as to why she was looking for the joker he asked the only logical follow up.

"why?"

Again with a single response as an answer "because I was hired to"

Now her curiosity peaked as he started leaving "not going to fight me or interrogate me yourself?"

Stopping he only answered briefly "consider it a gesture between two professionals, also if your staying long a visit to the museum is in order" rolling her eyes she walked back to her bike while taking a wireless Bluetooth to contact her dad and superior officer.

"Ravager to death stroke come in."

"Receiving transmission, go ahead with your progress report".

I'll transmit the following coordinates in a while tell our employer target's search perimeter has been narrowed down to three possible location and one in particular with a high success rate… ravager out"