Spoofy: Bats and Birds

"And you say he did what?"

"He stood on the Bat-mobile's hood and sang 'His Cheeseburger' at the top of his lungs", the world's most powerful man replied sotto voiced.

"And where did you say he got this from again?"

"W-e-l-l, J'onn might have had something to do with it", Superman replied a bit sheepishly as he unthinkingly kicks at the air.

"You do realize that he is going to kill every last one of us, right?"

"At the time it seemed like the easiest way to get him to do it. No one knew that it would effect his quite so....potently, you might say." He said glancing around a bit warily.

"Well, Uncle Clark, he is going to kill us all anyway, so, guess what?" The voice from the shadow could almost seem to be smiling at this point. But of course, only a person paying attention would have notice that.

"Do I even want to know?" For the most powerful mortal on this planet, Superman was sounding definitely worried at this point.

"Oracle tells me it was all caught on tape."

" Oh brother......."

"Might as well die laughing, eh Supes?" With that statement and a evil grin Nightwing was off to make sure the whole Justice League received a copy of the afore mentioned tape. Not to mention setting it up with Oracle so that every computer in 'Stately Wayne Manor' showed it every time one was turned on...

Fin?

( Hardly...)