Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Gaara and Hinata. I don't even own any pie! But I want to!
Mmmmm…pie…. -drools-
Gaara's POV
This is the life.
I have the picture perfect home.
The ideal blue sky.
The perfect glass of limeade.
And the faultless fiancée.
I stretch out my right arm to reach the table, so I can get my-
Where is it?
I turn over on my side and crack one eye open.
Where the hell is it?
Grrrrr…
Both my eyes open. Wide.
I need it.
Now.
…But where could it be?
My POV (as in moi, your wonderful authoress!)
Whoever had taken it was going to pay.
Gaara stood up from his favourite orange and red striped deckchair with an air of calm around him.
Took a look around.
And then went ballistic.
He started using his sand to throw chairs and tables around. He even picked up the refrigerator and chucked it out of the window!
There could only be one culprit. But would she really do something like this?
Gaara's POV
"Hinata!" I call out for her.
"I'm I-in the kitch-chen!"
I had to get to the kitchen quickly. Before I started twitching.
"Have you seen it?"
"S-seen what?"
"It."
"W-what?"
"It."
"Huh?"
"It."
"Gaara, y-you're really g-going to have t-to tell me more about th-this 'it'"
"You know…" Could she really be that clueless?
"It."
"G-Gaara!"
"Th-th…th-the…"
No! Not the stutter!
She doesn't know?! How am I supposed to tell her?!
I don't know. But she should know really…after all, we are getting married…
"Th-the?"
"The bear!"
I told her!
"Th-the bear?"
"YES THE FUCKING TEDDY BEAR!"
Suddenly her eyes open wide, and I can just about see the tears starting to well up in them.
I wonder if I was a bit too insensitive.
"I-I-I'm s-sorry!" she sobbed, her knees starting to tremble.
"Sorry for what?"
"F-for taking th-the bear." She blubbered, falling to her knees.
She took Ralphy? What did she do to him? Where, oh where could Ralphy be?
No Gaara. Stop worrying about the teddy bear.
Your bride-to-be is having a breakdown! Support her!
"It's okay! Really!" I say, crouching down and taking her in my arms. Oh Ralphy!
"I-It's n-not! I-I thr-rew it aw-way!"
She threw Ralphy away?
Ralphy…
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Stop Gaara. Don't worry about the damn bear! Worry about Hinata!
"It doesn't matter! It wasn't that important!" Oh Ralphy! Dear Ralphy!
"B-but you'v-ve h-had it si-since fo-fore-ever!"
I have had Ralphy since forever!
"No worries Hina."
"R-really? Y-you'll forgive m-me?" -sniff- -sniff-
She's just TOO cute for her own good! How could I not?
"Yes! Of course!"
"Yay!" Yay! Hinata's happy again! I'm happy again!
I smile at her.
"I love you so much! Thank you! I'm gonna make you a huge pie now!"
Did she just say pie?
I haven't had pie in ages…
But Ralphy…
Pie…
Ralphy…
Pie…
Ralphy…
PIE!
"Thank you Hinata. Much appreciated." I'm gonna get me some pie!
She jumped out of my arms, full of cheer and ran off, shouting things back at me like, "You're such a nice person Gaara!" or "I love you!" or, my personal favourite, "I'm gonna make pie for you every day until I find your bear!"
I guess this isn't very surprising though…last week she turned my underwear pink…and the week before that she almost set the house on fire.
Oh well.
This is still the life. My life.
…Pie AND Ralphy! Could it get any better? I think not!
A/N: Yay! Gaara's gonna get Ralphy back! Yippee! By the way, if you seriously didn't get it, Ralphy is Gaara's teddy!
The pie thing…I just had a vague flashback about something that happened during my life involving pie while I was writing this so I just added it! How can we all NOT love pie?!
Gaara got OOC real quick. I didn't think it was that quick, but then I read it over, and he's closest to himself for the first couple of lines…scrap that, the first line, then his personality just goes…KABOOM! I think the pie flashback made me do it…mmmm...pie...-drools more-
I put in a bit of my own POV because I thought that that bit wouldn't sound as good if it was from Gaara's POV. And I also wanted to write the bit in brackets, I was a bit bored at that point, it lifted my spirits!
Review please!
CheeseboxRocker xoxoxox
