It was a normal day in the world that was under the control of monsters. The monsters were gobbling up peeple left and right like the fatties they were. Humanity had lost hope ever since fairy tail took over. Wat was needed was a hero. Meenwile in japan a certain kid sneezed.
"STFU YOU WORTHLESS HUMAN!" Screamed akashiya moka to tsukune.
"don't tell me wat to do u dumb broad!" Tsukune said with wisdom. It had been like this since the girls revealed there true selves. Moka was in reality a giant bitch, kurumu was a dirty oh which shouldn't have surprised him given her species, mizore cheated on him with a 70 year old man, and he didn't care bout the witches cuz they ugly.
" U DISOBEDIANT FILTH, ITS TIME FOR U TO LERN A LESSEN"said moka with evil in her eyes as she lurked at his SnapBack with evil intentions. The bitch then snatched his snapback and stuffed it in her mouth and swallowed it like the loads she takes wen she says she going to earn money.
"U BICH ILL KILL U" tsukune said with rage. He then proceeds to pull out a dessert eagle and eats it. After he wasn't hungry anymore he punched her in the face and tossed her in a pool.
"AGDHDGJTGJXUHY" moka said as she died. Tsukune smirks and then he thinks of an idea. He's going to help humanity by giving the humans hope. He gets his spare SnapBack and puts on some shades as we'll as other swaggy attire. The swagmuffin then gets on his motorcycle and heads to da nearest city wile doing a wheelie the entire way as well as 37 backflips.
Wen he got to the city everone was lurking at him not used to seeing so much swag in one person. A female Orc goes up to him to try and bully him. Tsukune don't take shit from no woman so he bitch slaps her into a kitchen. A large gathering was around him now and tsukune brings da hope.
" Hey everone let's kill all monsters" tsukune eloquently states.
" Sure why not" says a dude
" I'm tired of being a bitch" says a man
" yolo" says a gurl
tsulune was very pleased and he thought its time to get er done.
" FREE SNAPBACKS FOR EVERONE!" Yelled tsukune as he made it rain with hats. The crowd cheered and started partying. Tsukune got his dick sucked 24 times that night. From that day on they were known as the SNAPBACK army.
2 months had passed and the SnapBack army now consisted of all of humanity and now they thought its time to get rid of monsters. They prepared for war.
it was w peaceful time in monster city where every monster lived. They had retreated here cuz they became intimidated by humanity's swag. All of the sudden they heard noise and lurked around trying to find the reason.
" Lurk over there" said an ugly monster. And they looked to see a frightening scene. All of humanity coming straight for them. They were swag incarnate, riding motorcycles wile wearing SNAPBACKS and sunglasses. The demons screamed like little girls and started to run.
"those cowards" tsukune said "charge!"
it it was a massacre as the SnapBack army destroyed the monster vermin. Gyokuru came to battle tsukune. Tsukune prepared a trap for her.
"u fat cow bitch" tsukune said and gyokure started to cry.
" WAAAAAAAAAA" she wailed and ran away where she was hit by a bus.
once the battle was over everyone cheered and declared tsukune the savior of humanity. After that day the world will forever remember tsukune as the god of swag. He owned 1,000,000 SNAPBACKS , 750,000 sunglasses , and 200,000 motorcycles wen he died. He was the ultimate swagmuffin.
