Lawyer With Ladybug Wings

Disclaimer: [Insert witty and sarcastic disclaimer here], and any similarity to anything is purely coincidental... Seriously my friend said this is similar to a parody by someone called Bob Rivers but the lyrics are a little different so we'll see if I get sued or not...

A/N: This a tribute to lawyers who don't get paid and The Smashing Pumpkins, an amazing band people either remembered as:

1. That band with the creepy bald guy with a nasally whiny voice and a huge ego
2. That awesome band that incorporated goth with pretty much any other rock genre into a perfect blend of alternative and had that really cool song with the cool name that was in that piece of shit Batman film (the one with the nipples).
So yeah a parody of Smashing Pumpkins song Bullet With Butterfly Wings...
Oh and to Derry (coz I know you're reading this) WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY MELLON COLLIE VINYLS YOU SUNNOVA BITCH DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND THEM IN JAKARTA! And you also owe me lunch coz I told you that Beck is Glee-able

My boss is a vampire, takes my pay
He's my employer, has me working every day
And what do I get, for being his slave?
Two bucks an hour
That's not even change

And although I know
Work has been real slow
So has my cash flow
Need more dough

Despite all my rage I am still getting minimum wage!
Despite all my rage I am still getting minimum wage!
And my boss will say that my loss is always his gain!
Despite what I say I am still getting minimal pay!

Finally paid me
Only four minutes ago
But now it's all gone!
Nothin' left to show
And what do I want?
I want a raise!
But what do I get?
A decrease in pay...

All my money's spent
Got no benefits
But I must pay rent
I can't quit !

Despite all my rage I am still making minimum wage!
Despite all my rage I am still making minimum wage!
And my boss will take so much more than I'll ever make!
Despite all my rage I am still making minimum WAGE!

Tell me that this can't be true
What the hell am I to do?
Tell me now this can't be true, yeah
I am in a crappy mood!
Tell me now what can I do oh yeahhhhhhh...

Despite all my rage I am still making minimum wage!
Despite all my rage I am still making minimum wage!
And my boss will say what is my loss is always his gain!
Despite all my rage I am still making minimum WAGE!

Despite all my rage I am still making minimum
Despite all my rage I am still making minimum
Despite all my rage I am still making minimum wage!

Tell me now this can't be true
I feel like I'm getting screwed
Now my bills are overdue oh yeah!

And I still believe that I must have more pay!
And I still believe that I must have more pay!
Yeah I still believe that I must have more pay!
Yeah I still believe that I must have more pay!

So tell me what you think coz I originally intended to do either 1979, Zero or The End Is The Beginning Is The End but I figured that 'Bullet' would be easier...