A/N: This is a possible solution as to why Sesshoumaru is standing in the middle of a field and also why he doesn't move as Kagome runs straight towards him. Also, I tried not to make Sesshy too OOC, but I'm not sure I pulled it off. Oh well.
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. Or Fairly Odd Parents.
Tears. He could smell them clearly in the air and they were closing in on him.
Hmmm. They seemed to be coming from the Inuyasha's miko and she was running.
He sniffed, unnoticably. She was apparently running into things as well. How foolish.
Sesshoumaru sighed. He'd been having such a fine time just standing here.
What was he doing standing there? Well, the stars were very bright and a midnight tryst was in order. The demoness he'd arranged this meeting with was exceptionally late, however.
He'd have to remember to dispose of her next time he came across her.
-thump-
Wow. The miko just ran straight into him. Couldn't she have ran around him or turned or slightly dodged at least? Did the human honestly expect This Sesshoumaru to move in avoidance?
He looked down at the crying girl with a "Hn." Sesshoumaru was glad she'd managed to somehow avoid stabbing herself with his armor. Cleaning off the human's blood would be easy, but getting the smell out? A thousand times harder.
He wondered if should stay and wait for an apology or recognition even. Giving Kagome a quick look over, Sesshoumaru noticed how the things she'd ran into had torn into her skimpy outfit, showing off even more skin.
Especially at her curves, somehow. Hmmm, well, his partner was late and the miko would be good to mess with the hanyou.
What could possibly go wrong?
A/N: I don't really like putting it as "going wrong," but Fairly Odd Parent's wont let me put anything else after that one episode. -.- Ah, well. Later.
