I couldn't wait until this evening to write something else, so I had to come here and write a crossover. A ridiculously overpower crossover that would promise, no, cross on its heart and hope to die, that it would completely destroy the world as we know it.

Well, enjoy! ^_^


Light Yagami. A weird name. But it was original, I had to give it that. My father passed away a few months back and my mother left us, my sister and I, to cope with her depression alone. Of course, she hasn't come back. I was spending most of my days doing what any normal kid would do, keeping up with school and working part time to keep up with the rent and our stomachs. It was kind of an ordinary life, as I had locked my Death Note away and never touched it since. Of course, that annoying-ass shinigami Ryuk (did I mention he was a pain in the ass?) never left, and he told me that he never would until either a, he got his Death Note back, or b, it was time for him to write my name in his. I wasn't ready to completely give it up yet, as I may have further use for it in the future, and I sure as hell wouldn't write my own name in that book. So, I guess I was stuck with him.

"Light, did you get me more apples?" He came slinking out from my room where he had stayed while he ate his last batch.

"No, Ryuk, those were supposed to last you all week. What have I told you about-"

"LIGHT!" Misa Amane, my girlfriend, came storming out of the living room. She clobbered me in a big obnoxious hug, as was usual for her, and I hugged her back to be polite.

"Hello, Misa. You realize I was just around the corner, right?" I peeled her off of me and discreetly put the last apple behind my back for Ryuk. His face contorted into a look of surprised happiness mixed with insanity. He bent down and ate it right out of my hand like a bird.

I shook my head with disappointment at what had come to be recognized as normal around here.

"What is it, Light?" She looked up at me, and I just shook it off and told her it was nothing. However, I didn't see my sister anywhere. Usually she was on me before Misa.

Telepathic as always, she said, "Sayu's still in school. She's on the debate team. They have a tournament Thursday, so she stayed behind to study questions."

"That makes sense. She is my sister, after all."

"Haha! Light, you're so funny." She snuggled back into my chest.

"Um, Misa, I hate to rain on your parade, but I kind of have to put these away." I held up the bags of groceries that were slowly turning my arms into mush.

"Oh, right! Here, I'll help you!" She took one of the bags and dropped it immediately on the ground. "Ow! That thing's heavy!" She grabbed one of the handles and started dragging it to the kitchen counter. That's my Misa for you.

~Later~

I was sitting at my desk finishing homework when I heard a knock on the door

"Coming!" I said. I half expected it to be some door-to-door salesman selling brooms or something.

"Yeah?" I opened the door and there stood the strangest looking saleswoman I had ever seen. Her light green hair reached down past her waist and, being the cold night it was, she was wearing a red and black checkered jacket with dark skinny jeans. Her hazel eyes looked straight at me as she said, "Hello, Light Yagami."

I could feel Misa's killer gaze from her bedroom window burrowing deep into the poor girl standing before me.

"Whatever you're selling, I'm not interested."

"Not even if it's free?" Her warm and soothing voice wrapped around my like a blanket.

"Who are you, exactly?"

"My name is CC. I have come to give you-"

"A good time? No thanks, I already have a girlfriend." I tried slamming the door, but the girl put her arm up faster than I could pull it shut, and while trying to close it, I practically broke the handle off.

"As I was saying, I have come to give you a power only known to those who have used it or who have been used by it. I am aware that you have a Death Note in your possession."

A look of pure shock crossed my face and I wondered how in hell did this girl know about my "little secret?!"

"I see the shinigami standing behind you. However, what I am willing to give you is a power that can control people without killing them. You can have the power to kill, and the power to control together. It is a combination that people could not even dream of."

"Oh yeah? And what is this 'power?'" I took my hand off the door and crossed my arms loosely.

"I and some others refer to it as the power of kings. It condemns the holder to a life of solitude and loneliness, however your shinigami may be able to keep you company over these lonely years."

"And what does everyone else call it?"

"Geass."