Yu Yu Hakusho: The Pulling Affair
Kumara: PULL IT! HARDER! HARDER! . "
Hiei: I can't. It's stuck. -.-
Kumara: Why did you do that in that 1st place?
Hiei: It was an accident.
Kumara: Yeah sure. Like stuffing long, sharp things into people's ASS!!!
Hiei: blushes SHUT UP and let me try again. Hold still, it might tickle…
Kumara: OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile, baka-kitsune(me) and hyperjetix28 were coming closer to them not knowing Hiei and Kumara were there…
Hyper: Hey Baka, do you hear something?
Baka: Yeah…sorta like Hiei and Kumara fuc- OO' OMG!! YOU THINK SO?!!!!
Hyper: --' I don't know.
Hyper and Baka: Hides behind the bushes and starts eavesdropping
Hiei: OOOMPH!!! Finnaly! It's out!! o I told u I could pull it out!!
Hyper and Baka: HIEI JAGANSHI AND YOUKO KURAMA!!!
Baka: HIEI!! HOW COULD YOU! STICKING DICKS INTO PEOPLE'S ASSES!!!
Hyper: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS!!! looks at his ass EEEEEEEEEEE!!!! YOUR ASS IS BLEEDING!!!
Kuwabara and Yusuke: pops out from no where
Kuwabara: WHOA HIEI!!!! I DIDDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A STEEL DICK!!!
Yusuke: AWESOME!! IT MUST BE AWFULLY SHARP!! Can I see it? puppy eyes
PLEASE!!
Sasori (Akatsuki member): blasts out from underground See!! I told you I'm not the
one with fake dicks!!!!
Hiei: JAO ENSATSU KOKURYUHA!!!
Kuwabara,Yusuke and Sasori: gets cremated by Hiei's dragon
Hyper and Baka: IT'S OVER! GO CORK SUCKING FOR ALL WE CARE!!! stomps away destroying everything that's in their way
Kurama: O.O I'm lost
Hiei: Girls freak the hell outta me..
Kurama : Why did you throw your kunai anyway?
Hiei: sighs I saw a youkai trying to bite your butt. I aimed at it but missed….so yeah.. Why diddn't you dodge anyway?
Kurama: I was taking a shower when those fangirls barged into my bathroom. I was running from them with only a towel 24 hours straight…
Inner Hiei: drools Wish I was there continues fantasizing Kurama on bed
Hiei: nose bleeds Common! I'll buy you an ice-cream to cool your ass
down.
Kurama: Great!
Hiei: stops for a moment How do you cork suck?!! 0.0
