Yu Yu Hakusho: The Pulling Affair

Kumara: PULL IT! HARDER! HARDER! . "

Hiei: I can't. It's stuck. -.-

Kumara: Why did you do that in that 1st place?

Hiei: It was an accident.

Kumara: Yeah sure. Like stuffing long, sharp things into people's ASS!!!

Hiei: blushes SHUT UP and let me try again. Hold still, it might tickle…

Kumara: OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile, baka-kitsune(me) and hyperjetix28 were coming closer to them not knowing Hiei and Kumara were there…

Hyper: Hey Baka, do you hear something?

Baka: Yeah…sorta like Hiei and Kumara fuc- OO' OMG!! YOU THINK SO?!!!!

Hyper: --' I don't know.

Hyper and Baka: Hides behind the bushes and starts eavesdropping

Hiei: OOOMPH!!! Finnaly! It's out!! o I told u I could pull it out!!

Hyper and Baka: HIEI JAGANSHI AND YOUKO KURAMA!!!

Baka: HIEI!! HOW COULD YOU! STICKING DICKS INTO PEOPLE'S ASSES!!!

Hyper: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS!!! looks at his ass EEEEEEEEEEE!!!! YOUR ASS IS BLEEDING!!!

Kuwabara and Yusuke: pops out from no where

Kuwabara: WHOA HIEI!!!! I DIDDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A STEEL DICK!!!

Yusuke: AWESOME!! IT MUST BE AWFULLY SHARP!! Can I see it? puppy eyes

PLEASE!!

Sasori (Akatsuki member): blasts out from underground See!! I told you I'm not the

one with fake dicks!!!!

Hiei: JAO ENSATSU KOKURYUHA!!!

Kuwabara,Yusuke and Sasori: gets cremated by Hiei's dragon

Hyper and Baka: IT'S OVER! GO CORK SUCKING FOR ALL WE CARE!!! stomps away destroying everything that's in their way

Kurama: O.O I'm lost

Hiei: Girls freak the hell outta me..

Kurama : Why did you throw your kunai anyway?

Hiei: sighs I saw a youkai trying to bite your butt. I aimed at it but missed….so yeah.. Why diddn't you dodge anyway?

Kurama: I was taking a shower when those fangirls barged into my bathroom. I was running from them with only a towel 24 hours straight…

Inner Hiei: drools Wish I was there continues fantasizing Kurama on bed

Hiei: nose bleeds Common! I'll buy you an ice-cream to cool your ass

down.

Kurama: Great!

Hiei: stops for a moment How do you cork suck?!! 0.0