The author does not own Super Smash Bros, yada, yada, yada.
Marth was sitting on a plush blue chair in his large, elaborate castle-like room. The walls and floors were made out of white marble; a fancy mahogany gold-trimmed 4-poster bed with a blue velvet bed spread and a down pillow was in the top-middle area of the bedroom. Nearby were two doors, one leading to the balcony and another leading to the luxurious bathroom. To compensate for that medieval looking room, a flat screen TV was on the wall that was in front of the bed and there were delicious dessert makers with some ingredients in a pantry and refrigerator beside the makers. Marth looked at the camera to say a few things.
"Hi, welcome to my newest documentary TV Show, Fate of the Melee Rejects. I'm your host, Marth Lowell. I'm a newcomer in the second season and a veteran in the third season of the Super Smash Bros. tournaments. Because of my newcomer status in the second season, my games in the series, Fire Emblem has been gaining more attention in this world and I have a masterpiece of it in Japan." introduced Marth.
A montage video of Marth's accomplishments was shown on the TV. One minute later, the scene cuts back to Marth.
We will narrate the biographies of the Melee Rejects after they had left Super Smash Bros Melee or were rejected in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Some may have been murdered, some may have been successful, and some well, let's not talk about that." Marth said to the camera.
"I started this show four years after the third season started. A couple people may know this season as Super Smash Bros: Brawl. With the fourth season starting in one year, I always wondered what happened to the Melee Rejects. I checked the records in Master Hand's office and here's something strange: Two of the Melee Rejects were supposed to be in the Brawl Season, but they were cut from the season for an unknown reason. Now we got this sorted out, let's observe our first reject."
Marth and the camera crew are in front of the generator room. Buzzing noises can be heard from the room.
"We will document Pichu, after she left SSBM. She was a cute Pokémon who charmed the hearts of the female fans, at the cost of her low tier. "
Marth holds a picture of Pichu's headshot in Melee. On a aqua, black and white background, Pichu's arms and left foot were in the air. She has a smile on her face and below, it showed her name. Beside it was the Pokeball emblem used to show that she was from the Pokémon world.
"Rumors said that she was imprisoned by Master Hand and her tiny legs generate all the electricity. Let's check if the rumors are true, and if she did power the mansion all by herself."
Marth opens the door to the generator room and was shocked. Pichu was wearing a hard hat on her head, which was covering her ears. She held some papers in her hands as she gave instructions to her employees. Electric Pokémon were thunder shocking some button that generates electricity, the Water Pokémon were operating a hydroelectric generator, and the Fighting Pokémon were turning a handle to generate electricity or were using the fitness devices. Pichu noticed Marth and hopped over to him. She tugged on Marth's jeans to gain attention.
"Pi Pi Pichu! (Long time no see Marth! How are things doing in the Brawl Tournament)?" asked Pichu.
"Everything's OK back in the Mansion. There's a rumor saying that you power the mansion all by yourself. Is that true Pichu?" questioned Marth. He passed the microphone to Pichu.
"Pichu Pichu Pi Pichu Pi Pichu! (Part of it is true. I didn't want to join the Brawl Tournament because I've been in a lot of pain from the brawls. Master Hand gave me an alternate job, which was to be the manager of the electrical department that powers up the mansion. The Pokémon that is used in the brawls works here when they're not summoned.)" said Pichu.
"Pichu. (Let me give you a tour of the power plant and see how it's like to work here. I also speak Human too, so I'll speak to you in Human.)" she replied.
Pichu escorts Marth and the camera crew to her office. The office contains a tiny desk with posters of the famous Pokémon Trainer, Ask Ketchem, a few toys to play with and a cardboard box was used as a chair.
"This is where I mainly work. I hire and fire Pokémon, pay the bills and reject buyouts from Nintendo. I also summon workers there to interview them and give them their paychecks." said Pichu.
Oshwott comes in the room and Pichu gives him his paycheck. The Oshawott leaves the room. Marth and the camera crew follow Pichu and they arrive at that weird thunder shock button.
"This is the Thunder Button." Pichu introduced. "To generate electricity from this button, the Pokémon use an electric attack that sends power to some processing plant."
Pichu led the way to the hydroelectric generator.
"Here we are at the Hydroelectric Wheel. Pokémon use their water attacks on this giant wheel to turn it around and generate electricity. The generator makes enough power to power a house for a day."
Pichu was about to lead them to the next stop, when a Machamp and a Hitmonlee were beating the crap out of each other. The Pokémon looked like they were injured, but they just kept fighting.
"I'll get Chansey and Audino." said Pichu. "Marth, put on some commercials, NOW!"
Meanwhile:
Ness, Lucas, Toon Link, Diddy Kong, Red and the Ice Climbers were parked in front of the giant 100 inch flat screen TV watching some cartoons while waiting for dinner. After the cartoons were finished and the girly sitcoms like Alaska Nebraska was going to be aired, Ness grabbed the TV remote and flipped it to the next channel, which had Fate of the Melee Rejects on. At the time they flipped the channel to this show, the Machamp and the Hitmonlee were battling.
"GO HITMONLEE!" cheered Lucas, Popo, and Toon Link.
"YOU CAN DO IT MACHAMP!" yelled Nana, Red, and Ness.
The cheering scared the adults, but it ended when Marth aired the commercials.
"Head on, apply directly to the forehead. " said the voice as the model demonstrated it. The model had golden blond hair in ringlets and wore a frilly pale pink dress. On the back of her hair was a large red ribbon. She looked around the same age as most of the kids.
"Head on, apply directly to the forehead." it said again.
"Head on, apply directly to the forehead." The voice grew louder every time.
"Head on, apply directly to the forehead!" The voice said again, louder.
"HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!" it said over and over for what seems like eternity.
The kids noticed that the model didn't look happy while rubbing that lip balm-like substance on her forehead. What looked like tears came out of her eyes. But she kept rubbing it on. The sound of a gun cocking was heard, so the model stopped crying and grinned. The model resumed rubbing it on, possibly fearing for her life.
"So that's the job that Paula told me about. WHY PAULA WHY?" sobbed Ness.
After the horrifying commercial, Toon Link's ears were bleeding, staining the pure white carpet. Zelda, who was reading a teen magazine (it had pictures of the Smashers in it), escorted him to Dr. Mario. The show resumed, making the remaining children eager.
Marth was still with Pichu at the hydroelectric wheel. Behind them, Chanesy and Audino were seen patching the fighting Pokémon up. A few glasses of milk and a plate of chocolate chip cookies were behind them. Pichu ignored them as she led them to the Pokémon-powered power station.
"This is the handheld power station. It's disguised as a real gym and Pokémon visit it to use the facilities for free. They're actually paying by helping us generate electricity."
Multiple Pokémon can be seen riding exercise bikes, running on treadmills or using the other exercise devices. A variety of Pokémon, big and small were stretching or swimming in the gym pool. Pichu walked over to some cafeteria and urged Marth and the camera crew to follow.
When they got there, Pokémon, big and small were having their lunch breaks and talking in their Pokémon language. Teenage civilians were volunteering for school credit by serving up the food to the hungry Pokémon.
"At our final stop, this is the Pit Stop. Pokémon can eat their food and buy some extra food if they have any Pokedollars. Our food is made by the celebrity Pokémon breeder, Brock and shipped to us every day." said Pikachu. "They are made with the finest ingredients and make some Pokémon never want to eat normal Pokémon food again."
The scene cuts to Marth and Pichu outside the generator room.
"That wraps up on our show about Pichu's fate after Super Smash Bros Melee. During the tournaments, she was a tiny Pokemon who was in the G tier and shared the last spot with Kirby, but she grew to be a strong, reliable leader among the electric industry. See you next time on Fate of the Melee Rejects." concluded Marth.
Pichu and Marth waved to the audience as a sneek peek for the next episode was going to be aired.
Meanwhile:
The kids (with Link's ears patched up) were watching the sneek peek for the episode about Mewtwo.
"The sneek peek is so epic! I'm tuning in to the next episode!" cheered the Ice Climbers.
When the credits rolled, they ran off to Master Hand's office to see if they can reserve the TV every evening.
For this story, I will not take requests. Every chapter on each character has already been planned out and will remain firm for the rest of the series. It will cover Pichu (this chapter), Mewtwo, Roy, Young Link, Dr. Mario, and the Ocarina of Time Triforce Trio.
