Hoenheim was sitting in a large, purple, cushiony armchair in his study reading a book. Young Ed and Al were both lying down on their stomachs on a large rug next to a fireplace, doing coloring books together.

Hoenheim looked up from his book.

"You know, boys, all three of us have been in your mother's vagina at one point."

Ed and Al stopped their coloring and stared at each other, disturbed and confused. Hoenheim looked back down at his book, turning to the next page.