Hello this my first story. This was originally suppose to be a "20 ways to Anger Zetsu" but I like the way it turned out. I would like to thank CrimsonAngel1992 for reviewing my stories (^^). Anyway please enjoy!
I don't own Naruto or any of it's characters, but Masashi Kishimoto does.
1. Wait for Zestu to go into the kitchen, then ask him if he's hungry.
2. Whatever his answer is, tell him to have a seat at the table because you're going to cook for him.
3. When he sits down take his order (and write it down).
4. When he's done telling you, regardless of what he ordered, stare at the order and look troubled.
5. Then, in a cheery voice, tell him that you want to use the freshest ingredients and it might take a while cause you have to run it over first.
6. Proceed to your car and drive to the nearest gardening center.
7. Purchase a bag of fertilizer.
8. Drive back (feel free to do #9 early by stopping by a cow ranch and adding some cow pies to the mix).
9. Open the bag of fertilizer.
10. Take out a nice plate/platter and set the bag of fertilizer on it so that the opening is on top.
11. Serve the fertilizer to Zetsu.
12. When he stares at it tell him that you found the freshest ingredients available and it's his favorite and to dig in.
13. When he starts to protest; break down in sobs saying that he doesn't like your cooking even though he didn't even try it and you worked so hard to make it.
14. When he finally eats the damn bag of fertilizer; ask him if he thought it was delicious and if he enjoyed eating it.
15. Ask him until he says 'yes'.
16. Later on tell the rest of Akatsuki that Zetsu enjoys eating poo and thinks it's delicious.
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