Apple was an ordinary pear. Apart from her name. All the other pears laughed at her and called her names. Nasty names like orange, or lemon. But one day Snoop Dog came along. "Apple" he said, "If I can be a Lion, you can be an apple." So apple closed her eyes, counted to 3, and wished to become an apple. But alas! The wish hadn't worked! Apple was now a banana. But Apple loved to eat bananas. That is called canabananalism. So Apple wished again, but when she opened her eyes she was only half apple! She wished again, she was part carrot! She tried and tried and tried until Apple became a mixture of ALL the fruits. Then apple was eaten by a fat blonde man in a Hawaiian shirt. "YUM!" he said as he swallowed apples grotesquely deformed pulpy body. Then MCR came along, with Harry Styles! Apple leapt out of the blond man's mouth screaming "OMG HARRY STYLES!111!" The blond man turned into Snoop Lion, who said "Larry is real. See I told you apple- you can be anything you want to be- and meet Harry Styles." Then Mikey from MCR turned into a llama, bit Frank, who then punched Harry Styles in the face. The end.
