"Are you Mad?!" He had asked me, as i was standing at the edge of the world. I turned to look at him.

"Yes, yes i am." I replied with a smile. He looked at me for a second, then smiled right back.

"Then what are we waiting for?" He asked. He reached over, and grabbed my waist. I was safe. I looked at him for a moment, and only that moment.

Then, we jumped. We jumped off the cliff, into the swirling vortex.

Ok, you may think we're crazy. You may be thinking we're committing suicide. You may only be thinking about the fact that there's a swirling vortex, at the end of the world.

Let me explain as best as i can... without driving you insane or have you doubt the laws of... everything.


I am the daughter of the Mad Hatter. But, i'm a little different. I am a Mad Ductress. Not duck! Duct! Like Duct tape! I make things out of Duct tape.

My name is Makayla Hatter. I have long redish brown, curly hair that goes down to my waist. I'm kinda short, and i have flat feet! I wear white and purple leggings that i like to put chains and safety pins on. Over my leggings, i wear a black skirt. Its kinda old and torn. I wear a black corset that has purple frills and stitching, and a black puffy sleeve jacket that goes below my breast. I also wear knee high black boots. To finish my look, i have a purple top hat, with black on the edge, and on top and under is purple tye dye tape. Oh, my hat is made of tape! And i have a zebra print bow surrounding it. It also has safety pins and feathers on it.

My friend... ya, friend... Anyway, he's the son of the white rabbit. His name is Blanc de Hotot Rabit. Thats French. Its also a kind of rabbit.

He wears a collared white shirt, a black tailcoat, a tie, and black dress pants. (Kind of like Sebastian from Black Butler). Now, heres where it gets cool. He has rips on his tailcoat, and pants. His clothes are littered with safety pins and pins. He also wears a black top hat with holes for his ears to poke out. Oh ya, he has those. And a cotton ball tail! Its too cute! Oh, and he is very tall. (Like Sebastian!) But, his dark brown hair is messed up.

And now... Here's our story.

Hey! I wanna help too!

Blanc? I'm telling the story! Not you! Now, go down a rabbit hole or something!

Oh come on Makayla! I was there for... most of it.. too! You gotta let me help out! Please!

(*Sigh*). Fine. You can help with the story. Just... don't exaggerate about it.

Me? Exaggerate? I'm insulted! I don't exaggerate... much.

Oh boy... So, lets start with the story! I bet their bored with this conversation already!

Oh! Sorry about that all!

Oh! One more thing about Blanc! He isnt French! His mother was, but moved to britain! Thats right! Blanc speaks in a british accent! Just a note for when you're reading the bolded parts that are him.

Really. Why tell them that?

Oh stop whining! Lets just get on with the story!

Right!

It all started when Alice left Underland. Well, thats what everyone thinks. Tell me something. Why would anyone leave Underland? Its amazing.

So, heres what actually happened. Alice left, did the whole no marriage thing, and then went on the boat. And, who did she find? Absolom, thats who. The butterfly, remember?

So, he came to visit Alice. This was all part of the plan of course. When they got further out to sea, and in the middle of the night, Absolom appeared, and grew enormous! Alice jumped onto his back, and they flew into a blue cloud.

Don't tell the whole thing! So, the blue cloud led to Underland! Alice never wanted to leave, so they made the sneaky plan!

When she arrived, Underland rejoiced! Their savior had returned and now their lives could be

happy, and everything could be swell.

NOT!

Wait! I havent got far enough for that!

Oh, sorry!

So anyway... Where was i? Oh ya! The savior had returned! So, everyone gets on with their lives. My dad and Alice hooked up, Blanc's dad and a human girl had him, and... well ill introduce them later.

So, everything ok with the world. My dad opened a killer hat shop, my mom fought for the white queen... Everything was ok.

A few years ago. Thats when it all started. Things have been turning Evil. No one knows what it is, but if you touch it, you're Evil. We found the antidote, but the evil is spreading at an alarming rate.

My... my mom was instructed to investigate this Evil. She left immediately. No ones seen her since then.

Its been spreading too fast. And with the Evil, comes Madness. We found that if you were already mad, it didnt turn you Evil. Just had a weird side effect, depending on the person.

My mom was mad. At least, kinda. So, why did they take her? Why take my mom?

Ok... so, after we made that discovery, we knew what we had to do. We had to stop the Evil, and save Alice.

We just had one problem. How were we going to defeat this enemy?

Thats when we went to the craziest, most insane being in all of Underland.

The March Hare

He was the crazyest person in all of Underland. And the wisest. Ya, i know people say that Absolom is rumored to be all knowing and the wisest. But,thats not true. It the March Hare.

I think we can actually put it in story format now.

Oh... I guess we can! Sorry its been like this the whole time! But, as Blanc has mentioned, we are going into story mode!


"The March Hare? Are you serious?" Blanc asked, while putting supplies into a sack. We were preparing for the long and dangerous rode ahead of us. We would do anything, and go anywhere, to end this Evil.

"Yes, i am serious! He's the wisest in all of Underland! My dad told me!" I cried, as i finished the last stitch of Blanc's coat. He had gotten a rip in it when he was running over. When he got excited about something he tended to run rather fast. And that usually resulted in him getting tears in his clothes. I mean, he already had tears that he purposely put in his clothes...

"Finished your jacket." I said absent mindedly. Blanc walked over and admired my work. People always did that, but he did it differently. He stroked the stitch, stretched to make sure it didn't pop out, and gazed at in in admiration and surprise. He always told me i was as good as my dad at this.

"Excellent work, yet again." He declared, before putting on his favorite tailcoat. I smiled as i watched him jump around. He really loved that coat. Wait.. was that the one that i?...

"Blanc." I stopped him. He stopped and looked at me, his attention on my wholly. "Isn't that the jacket i made you last year?" I asked, tugging on the jacket. His pale face turned red. "Er... maybe." He looked away and started fiddling with his gloves.

I kinda blushed too.

"So, the March Hare..." Blanc broke the silence. I nodded. "Ya, he lives alone near the end of the world." I explained. Blanc stopped for a moment. "The end of the world?" He asked, completely shocked. I kinda giggled.

"Not the real end of the world! The town!" I laughed. He laughed too.

"Ok, we need to get serious." Blanc straightened himself. I nodded, and went to the bags and sacks we had packed. We had a bag for food, a bag for water, a sack for lighting fires, a bag that holds 3 tents, a bag that holds extra clothes, a bag that has fixing tools, a bag that has toiletries, and a box of medicine.

"I think we got it all." I stated, looking at our loot. We really were ready. I walked over to the mantle above our fireplace. On it, was a sword on a display holder. It was the sword that mom had used to save all of Underland. Why hadn't she taken it with her on this dangerous mission? I will never know. Maybe she thought this was no big deal, and it only need a normal sword. I don't know. I lifted the mighty blade, and heard a gasp from Blanc. Everyone knew that the sword chose its holder. So if it didn't choose me, i would be defenseless.

But it did. It had a glow to it, and then transformed. The hilt looked like an upside down teacup on a small serving plate. Sticking out of the cup was a giant spoon that was the handle. The blade looked pretty much the same, except instead of white dots going down it, there was tea pots. You kinda had to really look at them to tell.

"Woa." Blanc stated, his breath taken away. I had to agree with him, it was pretty cool. And it was exactly how i would've done it! Actually, i had a drawing of the exact same thing! I wanted a sword just like it.

Blanc brought a pocket watch from inside of his coat. I could swear it was empty when i fixed it.

"We had better get a move on if we want to save all of Underland." Blanc smiled, then put away the watch.

I nodded, and started to put all the bags and sacks in a backpack. Thats right. One backpack. For my birthday a few years back, i got a backpack that had no bottom. You could put anything you wanted into it, and just ask it nicely for what you want when you want it back.

Blanc did the fancy, 'After you' thing. It was kinda cute. I curtseyed, and then excited my house. It was a giant teapot. I liked it. Oh, i guess i should tell you how old i am! Im 15 and Blanc is 17. When people in Underland turn a certain age, they get their own home... But its right next to their parents.

I turned to Blanc. "Are we really doing this?" I asked. He nodded. "I believe we are. We really are going to save all of Underland from Evil." Blanc said softly. I nodded, then turned to face the road. We were really leaving home to save everyone i care about and love.

Blanc walked up next to me, holding a map. "So, we take this road for about a day, then we switch to a different road... All in all its gonna take about 3 days to get to the town." Blanc explained, folding his map.

He was basically just talking to himself. He knew i was lousy with directions. I barely knew where the store was.

"Then, lets get walking." I stated, and started down the road. Blanc sighed. "But i don't wanna walk! I wanna run!" Blanc said with excitement. I sighed. "Blanc, you know i cant run as fast as you!" I reminded him.

He nodded. "So, why don't i carry you? I could carry you as far as the forest! Then, we would need to walk." Blanc explained, his face getting some color.

I smiled. "Ok then, but not too fast." I scolded. Blanc laughed. "Ya right." He laughed again, then scooped me up into his arms bridal style. Now both of our faces were glowing red.

Then, Blanc ran, and he ran FAST. I never knew this was the speed he could go to. And, i loved it! The rush was amazing! I laughed with joy as we sped past people. Blanc looked down at me, and smiled at me. Now i knew why he loved to run!

After 5 hours of running, Blanc began to slow down. When we came to a stop, he looked down at me. "I'm running out of fuel here!" He declared with a crazy grin on his face. I nodded, and he set me down.

I brought my backpack out. "Food Bag." I commanded, and the bag shot out of it.

I rummaged through it, and brought out a muffin. Blanc took it greedily. "Mmmm! I wove yourf homemwade mufwins!" Blanc said with a full mouth. "Ew, Blanc! Dont talk with your mouth full of food!" I scolded. "And thanks."I giggled.

After he ate 3 more muffins, he declared he could run again.

After 4 more hours, we came to the forest. The Dark Forest. Spooky, right? Also the place where Evil is most common! But, it was the only passage to The End Of The World Town.

Blanc put me down uncertainly. "Are you sure we have to go in there? 'Cause, there's Evil in there! And we don't know how it'll affect us!" Blanc stuttered. I nodded. "I know... But its the only way to the March Hare." I declared.

I turned to face him. He looked really scared, even though he was trying to hide it. "Its going to be ok! We'll make it, and take whatever comes!" I declared, feeling brave. Blanc started to look more unafraid, but still uncertain.

"Well, lets go!" He then said, surprising me. I thought he was gonna clam up and i would need to drag him in. Like a rabbit. But, he was being really brave. I was proud, and impressed.

I followed him as he walked into the forest.