Disclaimer: I do not own The Jonas Brothers or Elvis Presley. I don't own any of the real stuff in this story.
Nick Jonas turns on the TV. He changes to Channel 16 Action News.
News Reporter: Just recently, The Jonas Brothers have broken up and gone their own ways. All of them got their own houses even 16 year old, Nick. EVERYBODY thinks he's way too young but he states; "I can't even stand seeing my brothers faces again."
Nick changes the channel.
Nick: I've already heard enough of these freakin' reporters talking crap about us. So what if we broke up???? It doesn't involve them, why do they care?????
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Kevin: Allie, will you marry me?
Allie (Kevin's girlfriend): Why would I? I'm not going to! Kevin, I'm only 20 and you're 21! You're WAY too old for me! It's over!
Kevin dials up Frankie's emergency cellphone.
Frankie: What's the emergency?!
Kevin: Allie broke up with me. I thought it was going so well! She was a GOLDDIGGER!
Frankie: That's the BIG EMERGENCY?
Kevin: Yup.
Frankie: See you later. (In the background: I thought I would get to save a life.....)
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Joe: I'm so alone....... I need a girl.
Joe turns on the TV. An add comes up. It's for a Saab convertible.
Joe: Or a car......... Girl or car?.... CAR!
He dials the number on the TV screen. 1-800-555-565-5555
Guy on the other end: Hello this is Bob speaking. You've reached Saab Dealerships. How may I help you?
Joe: I want a car.
Bob: Obviously.
Joe: A red convertible would be Nick or, I mean nice....... hehe.....
Bob: Will you hold?
Joe: Obviously.
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Nick is at his house and gets a call. It's Selena.
Nick: Hey......
Selena: Were you watching Channel 16?
Nick: Yeah, I was.......
Selena: Oh. Well, I wanted to say I don't think this should be any of their business as much as you do.
Nick: No, believe me, you don't.
Selena: Oh. Well bye. And I'm really sorry about what happened between us.
Nick: Okay. See you soon, maybe. Bye.
Selena: Yeah.......
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Kevin is an emotional mess. His life is currently too boring for it to be in this story.
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Joe is still on hold. Two hours in the making.
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Ok. Back in the 1950's now. 1958 to be exact.
Elvis(Presley that is): Uh huh huh! I'd like a hamburger pretty lady.
Diner Lady: Ok, "The King."
Elvis: Oh, you're too flattering, pretty mama!
Elvis(After he gets his sandwich): Yum.... oh, I feel a little twitchy. What's in this burger?
A time portal sucks him in. All that's left is his belt. He gets into 2009 with his pants falling down.
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Nick, Kevin, and Joe live in Dallas, Texas. Not together though. They thought it was big enough for them to not see each other around. They were WAY wrong. One day, they're all at the grocery store. They need to eat too! They run into each other and this happens:
Nick: I need bread, tuna, JOE?
Joe: What? Why are you here? I've been here millions of times since we've made our "little decision" and I never saw you here!
Kevin: Who's yelling? NOOOOOOO WAY!
Joe: Yeah. That's what I was gonna say. Why do you always do that?
Nick: STOP!
Joe: ….... Anyway, WHY?
Kevin: Me? You're the one always doing stupid stuff!
Joe: NO! I was the funny one!
Nick: Umm.... I really don't want you guys to be here so if you please leave I woul-
Joe and Kevin: NO!
Soon they all get kicked out.
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Nick meets Elvis first. He is so mad. He wants to rip his hair out but he can't because it's so curly and beautiful. They bump into each other on the sidewalk.
Nick: Oh! I am so sorry. I really didn't mean to bump into...... Oh........my...........Gosh. You're ELVIS FREAKIN' PRESLEY!
Elvis: Uh huh huh. But please, I would prefer it without the freakin' part. Just Elvis, Elvis Presley.
Nick: And you're really him! Not an impersonator! Wow......
Elvis: Uh huh huh.
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This is where John Lennon comes in. For just a few seconds. Nick and John see each other and Nick needs someone to talk to.
Nick: I met Elvis. He's dead.
John: I don't believe in Elvis. He didn't even remember my name. That butt head!
Nick: Are you John Lennon?
John: Yeah, so?
Nick: You're dead too!
John: Ok then...... (mutters) Wack job.
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Kevin's turn! He meets him a little more weirdly. Well, let's see. Kevin is at the "I Want A Date Company."
Lady behind the counter: Hello. I'm Bertha. How may I help you?
Kevin: Umm.... Well...
Bertha: Comon'! What's your problem with your love life?
Kevin: Oh! I had a golddigger girlfriend and well, I asked her to marry me and, well she said, she said no.
Bertha: Said no. Wow. Ok. We have a girl with the same problem, Olivia.
Kevin: Ok. Let's see her.
Bertha: What we do here is call the person first and you get to talk to each other.
Kevin: Let's try.
Olivia: Hello?
Kevin: Hi. Umm.... this is Kevin Jonas.... I want a date.
Olivia: Oh. Umm... me too!
Kevin: I know. Hehe... Well, do you want to come down to I Want A Date Company and meet me?
Olivia: Yeah.
Kevin: Ok.
Olivia comes and Kevin and her fall completly in love. Then it happens:
Elvis: I want a date in this year uh huh huh. 2009. Sounds goooooood............
Kevin: AHHHHH! Elvis?
Elvis: Yes. Elvis, Elvis Presly.
Kevin faints and Elvis orders a fried PB&J sandwich from the diner next door.
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Joe's Elvis meeting was weird. It was by mail. Here is the E-mail Joe got:
To:Umm...
From:Elvis
Subject:.....
Is this that Diner down the street from that one hotel? I want another friend PB&J sandwich. Thanks.
Joe walked to the hotel down from a Diner, went to the room that was supposed to be Elvis's, and knocked. He went in when he got the signal and saw Elvis. He was surprised and now the not on purpose "trap" was set.
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Ok, here's the story. If you want me to make the second chapter then you better read and rewiew. PLEASE! THNX!
