Blooper 1:
Peg Boggs knocked the door of the old mansion but there was no one answering, so she decided to enter anyway. She knew there was someone living in there because she saw a human face in the window when she was at the door, "AVON calling, I bring cosmetics" she said, until she saw the person who was hiding in the attic and got scared.
_Don't go –said the person-. You entered to my home, I don't know you and you bring cosmetics. How can I know if that is a dangerous thing?
Peg kept staring at him while he said that.
_And –he continued-, I don't know if you came there for a good or bad reason… I like you!
After hearing that she didn't know if being scared or happy.
Blooper 2:
Jim was listening reggaeton in a very high volume in his cellphone, ignoring he was disturbing everyone in the house. Nobody liked that "music", but he just ignored them, until the day Peg said him the truth.
_Please, listen to your music in low volume. Or listen something that sounds better –she said, a little angry.
Jim wanted to ask in a not-very-charming voice, but…
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH
When that sound ended, Jim looked at the place where it came from and saw Edward with his hands in the window's glass with a big smile on his face.
_That sounds better –laughed Peg-, thanks, Edward.
Blooper 3:
Edward wasn't a vindictive person, so he decided to give Esmeralda a chance. He knew that if she could know him better she would know he was a friend and not an enemy.
Once he saw her in her garden cutting the grass, so he climbed a tree near of her garden.
_Hi –he greeted.
She turned off the machine, surprised.
_Who said that? –She asked, a little scared.
_Here, I'm up here.
Esmeralda put a happy face as nobody in the neighborhood has seen before.
_ Is that you, lord Jesucrist? I can't see you, stop hiding behind that cloud. Send me a sign.
Edward didn't know what she was talking about; nobody has ever told him about religion.
_ Hi, neighbor –greeted Edward.
Esmeralda looked at him not so happy, and then she looked at the sky.
_ Sorry, lord, but with that sign I better became an atheist.
Blooper 4:
A dark and scary night, Edward and Kim were watching TV without knowing that something would happen. A cruel and scary animal was watching them from the ceiling, the creature decided to go closer to them, they obviously noticed its presence.
_ A SPIDER! –Screamed Kim- Kill it!
_That's a really ugly thing –said Edward while staring at the arachnid.
_Emmmm… Edward –said Kim, with a very scared voice.
He looked at her, with his eyes big as two balloons.
_It's on your head.
_ HELP MEEEEEE –he cried.
A slapping fight started. Kim tried to kill the spider off Edward's hair, while he was in a panic attack.
Finally the spider fell and Kim stomped it strongly. Then she felt how blood started to fall in her face, she runned to the bathroom and looked in the mirror, she saw all the cuts that Edward made her.
She went back to the living room and scolded him.
_You should control your hands, Edward –she said, angry.
_Look who is talking –he said, while turning around to look at her, with his face full of slapping marks.
