Author: Memories Left Abandoned
Prompt: "Ginny Weasley murders Luna Lovegood."
Challenge: The 1-2-3 Challenge at HPFC
Pairing: Harry/Luna, Harry/Ginny (shiver!)
Warning: Character death(you'd have to be a GENIUS to figure that out), slightly graphic-ness
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"I love you."
The words are simple enough; the meaning is priceless. It's been said a thousand times over; Luna's never said it before. Harry smiles hugely and kisses her lips.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" interrupts an almighty screech. Harry and Luna jump apart and glance at the intruder.
"Ginny Weasley," sighs Luna.
"I should have known," says Harry. "I've never heard anyone else who can scream like that."
Both girls look at him, Ginny beet-red and Luna pale white. Harry doesn't seem to notice.
"What the hell are you doing here?" he asks her.
Recovering, Ginny stands up straight. "I'm getting you back."
"Good luck with that," says Harry. "I'm not going back to you. You fucking cheated on me with Draco Malfoy."
"It was just a fuck!" whines Ginny, lips twitching a bit in memory of that night.
"And evidently so were you," says Harry. "I'm with Luna now. I love her, Ginny."
Luna's eyes widen and meet his, and his response is a large smile.
"I don't care!" whines Ginny, even louder now. "You belong with me, Harry! It's meant to be!"
"I thought so, too," agreed Harry. "And then you and Draco Malfoy made like bunnies and…had sex."
Ginny squints, not understanding.
"The bunny is notoriously famous for reproducing quickly," says Luna, and Ginny rolls her eyes in understanding.
"It doesn't matter to me! He doesn't matter to me! Why can't you see that?"
"Why can't you see that I'm with Luna? I love her!"
"You love me, Harry Potter. You fucking love me."
"I don't fucking love you, Ginny Weasley. I love Luna Lovegood."
"Come back to
me!"
"No!"
The redhead brandishes her wand and points it at Luna. "AVADA KEDRAVA!"
Before Harry can even react, Luna hits the floor, the look of shock stuck on her face. He hits his knees.
"Problem solved," says Ginny with a shrug.
"SOLVED?" yells Harry. "SOLVED MY ASS! YOU FUCKING KILLED LUNA!"
"I love it when you yell, Harry," says Ginny, taking a different approach. "It really turns me on."
"What?!" Harry's crying now and he can't control himself. "You killed Luna! You killed…"
He places his hand on her cheek, her now-cold cheek, and he presses his face into her chest, willing her to come back.
He doesn't even notice when Ginny grabs him and forces him into her chest, and she's leaning her head back in pleasure and moving his hands down her side, into her waistband—
"This is interesting."
Harry looks up, still crying, to see Hermione. "Hermione!" he cries. "She killed—she killed Luna!"
Hermione nods. "I know."
"How the fuck do you know that?" asks Ginny, pissed that she couldn't have her way with Harry.
"Remember how Voldemort was tabooed a few years ago? We did the same thing on the curse, so that we'd know when someone was killed right away."
"Fuck," mutters Ginny.
Hermione sighs and allows the other Aurors to control Ginny, who decides to scream the entire time she's being arrested, while she herself goes over to Harry and holds him.
"We were just getting started," sobs Harry, shaking. "And she took it all away!"
"I know," says Hermione, looking at Luna's body, splayed on the floor, chest half-soaked with Harry's tears. "I know."
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A/N: That's…a lot darker than I intended. The characters are OOC (at least Ginny is) because this was supposed to be funny… I guess I'm just not in a funny mood, lol. Whatever.
