A/N: If anyone can correctly guess the manga in which Lucy is reading I'll give you a virtual cookie via PM, hurrah!
"Oooh" Lucy cooed, before sitting comfortably on her bed. "He's nipping her neck, Plue! Shigure is so handsome!"
"P-Pun!"
"But Akira is just adorable." She sighed, "Who would you choose to be the perfect boyfriend?"
"P-Pun! Pun.."
She sweat dropped. "I am sad." She noted, placing her manga down. "Talking to you as if I understand everything you're saying. I'm turning insane, if I wasn't already.. You watch, next I'll be stripping like Gray."
An unknown laughter brewed from underneath her.
"What was that Plue? An intruder?"
Plue danced.
She face palmed. "I'm an idiot." She concluded, "You're going to be the least helpful spirit in this situation."
Plue deflated, before leaving for the Astral World. "Pun.."
"Maybe I should summon Taurus." She tapped her chin. "Wait.. why am I discussing my battle plan in front of the intruder?"
"There's no need to!" The voice squeaked, "Besides, that bull of yours is weak."
She blinked. "What?"
"Wait. Natsu? Is that you?" She sounded angry. "And don't you call my spirits weak! They grow stronger as I progress!" She proudly stated.
He shrugged in response, although she couldn't see it.
"Let's be simple and get to the point." She talked slowly, "What. Are. You. Doing. UNDERMYBED?"
"It's er.. comfy?"
Pathetic excuse.
It would have been less suspicious if he had told her he was using the toilet.
"Well. Can't you sleep on your own floor?"
She was ignored. "What's this pink squishy thing abandoned under here?"
Lucy scoffed. Then blinked. Then realised Natsu was referring to her frilly pink, and forgotten about bra. Then finally, she freaked out.
"Bra, Natsu. A bra. A woman's necessity. Wait a minute. WHY ARE YOU FONDLING MY BRA?"
"It's huge!"
She blushed.
"Can I try it on?"
"No." She firmly stated. "That would be wrong."
He put it down, then attempted to crawl out of hiding. Instead, he jolted upwards and smacked his head straight into her bed.
"Ow. Lucy?"
She twiched. "If you weren't under my bed in the first place, never mind in my apartment, you wouldn't of just headbutted my bed."
"Lucy!" He whined, "It hurts!"
She felt guilty.
"Let's lie you down" She suggested, "That must of been a hell of a bang; your forehead is turning huge."
"It doesn't look that bad!" He protested, ignoring her insult. Though he wasn't complaining about stealing her bed.
"Sleep it off." She ordered. "I'll grab you some ice."
He mumbled.
"And." She added, before turning away. "Don't think you can come storming in here, demanding comfort and violating my services. I am a woman of many talents. And one of those is removing unnecessary mages from my apartment."
He groaned. She sighed, then headed for the kitchen.
When she returned, she guessed he was already asleep by the deafening noises she heard, all which belonged to his loud snoring. She carefuly placed the compacted ice onto his forehead.
"I've found myself a new heater." She whispered, "And don't worry, I won't tell Erza you trespassed." Then she climbed in beside him.
He smiled. Guess she'd forgotten about his enhanced hearing.
