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Summary: -Tala has had enough of Kai and Rei doing nothing about there obvious attraction for each other and takes matters into his own hand's. Warning this story includes alcoholic twister, strip snap and much much more! Kai x Rei and Tala x ?

Key

"..." speech

'...' thought's

/.../ Psychic Waves


Title: - Operation Broom Closet

Tala's POV

'Damn it I can't take it anymore, there staring at each other... again... It's like a bloody tennis match, Kai looks at Rei, then looks away, Rei looks at Kai, then looks away. It's been going on for the best part of an hour now...I may have to hurt one of them soon...Or both...I wonder why i can stash the body's. Confused? let me explain...Rei has a thing for Kai, Kai has a thing for Rei only they don't seem to want to acknowledge it. I mean they must know how the other feels about them... They can't be that thick? Can they? For god sake when will the torment end! I can't watch the TV anymore they're too distracting. Something has to be done' Tala thought finally breaking at the very un-nerving sight before him suddenly a small concluding smile found it's way to his face 'Hehehe... I know exactly what to do'

Kai's POV

'Oh shit, Tala's got that look in his eye's again, you know the one that means hes got something evil and sadistic planned... The one that means me having to dress up as a cheerleader and sing the hokey cokey... Damn it that was a very stressful time... Who knew cheerleading skirts were so damn tight, sure it looked so much better on me than those preppy blondes you usually find wearing them, but it was still tight. Anyway back on track... I wonder what he has planned this time, what ever it is it can't be good for my reputation, or my health for that matter. I just know this is going to result in years of therapy and a hell of a lot of coffee, hold on just one cotton picking second, why hasn't Tala made me coffee. This is inhumane and cruel I need coffee. I think I'm going to hyperventilate ... I know! I shall attempt to send him psychic messages telling make me a god damn cup of coffee!... Ok here we go.' /Tala, coffee for Kai... Kai needs coffee... Coffffffeeeeeeee... Kaaaaaaaiiiiiiiii... Goooooooooo... Makkkkkkkkeeeeee... Now you stupid ass hole/

Rei's POV

'Hmmmmm. I wonder what's wrong with Kai he looks like he's stressed... Back massage! No, down Rei down, control yourself. This is not the time or the place for that. Remember Tala is watching you're every move. If he even sniff's the slightest hint of attraction hell start the plotting stage of how get Kai and myself to do unspeakable things together' Rei takes a second to ponder over said unspeakable thing's then snaps out of it...'No!Get a grip'

"Yeah a grip of Kai"

"Who said that"

"It is I, Your inner conscience, you may call me Kiwi"

"Kiwi?"

"Yes Kiwi"

"Why Kiwi?"

"Why not Kiwi?"

"Because it's stupid"

"No it isn't"

"Hold on, why am i having an argument with my Kiwi... I mean conscience!"

"Because your crazy"

"No I'm not"

"Yes you are"...

Tala's Pov

'Ooooookkkkkaaaaayyyyy this is odd, Now they've seemed to have ditched their antics of tennis stare and instead Rei looks as though hes about to run out the room crying and well Kai, Kai looks strained, as though hes trying to pass a pineapple. if you've ever seen someone try to pass a pineapple you'd know what I mean And now suddenly I have the overwhelming urge to make a cup of coffee and give it to Kai...I wonder why.'

Normal Pov

Tala get's up and wonders into the kitchen still puzzling over his sudden urge to make a cup of coffee for Kai but still manages to continue his evil scheming, as all evil schemer's do. Where as back in the lounge Rei finally decides to ignore his newly discovered inner conscience (until it has something civil to say) and looks over to a now smug looking Kai.

"So...Kai, ummmm...how's the budgie doing these days?"

"What budgie?" Kai asked looking rather confused

"You know ... that budgie you have" Rei replied looking as confused as Kai if not more so

"I don't have a budgie"

"oh"...

There was a long awkward silence between the two that was only broken when a large BANG resided from the kitchen followed shortly by the smell of smoke and Tala's screams of dismay.

"Stupid fucking coffee machine...Third fucking time this month...I'm going to smash you into tiny little pieces, then collect all those pieces and jump on them until your dust, then I'm going to incinerate you MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

"Um ... Tala? you know it can't hear your threats don't you?"Rei asked nervously from the doorway, Kai only sighed at Rei's choice in goading Tala into one of those odd conversations you get when talking to Tala. The fact that Kai only knew that Tala was capable of such a conversation was reason enough to worry about his friends state of mind.

"Ah, but it can my dear Rei, trust me, it can! That coffee machine has a mind of its own .. so, I'm assuming that if it has a mind of its own it must be able to somehow understand me and this concludes that it can hear my threats and is currently quivering with fear as I plan it's painful demise" Tala explained as though Rei was a very small child and Tala was explaining something really quite simple, lets say two plus two for example.

"Great rationalization Tala, there is however one slight flaw in your devious plan... At present your coffee machine just blew up and anyway do you actually belive that crap you just sprouted or do you just say it to sooth your already troubled mind?" Kai asked slightly cheesed at the fact he would no longer be able to have a nice cup of coffee. Tala let out a small sigh showing no sign's of actually listening to Kai, instead he looked at both Kai and Rei in turn remembering his earlier plans and smiled.

"Fine, it just makes me feel better, happy?" Tala said humoring his friend but still pouting none the less.

"Ecstatic Tala" Kai replied in his usual sarcastic tone

Tala's POV

That's it Kai laugh it up after tonight you will be praising me as the almighty Tala. I will get you and Rei together even if I have to revert to playing dirty...And I mean that quite literally. Operation Broom Closet is now in effect. First thing's first I have to get Kai and Rei completely and utterly hammered.

"Yeah yeah, now ... who's for vodka!" Tala asked, a small smile playing on his lips.

Suddenly his small smile grew as his two younger friends (I'm basing this on the last season so Kai & Rei are 16 and Tala is 18) looked at each other with an almost scared look on their face's. Tala knew what was coming Kai is going to try to come up with some half witted plot and Rei is going to try and run screaming from the room after mentally working himself up that something bad is going to happen...'This should be fun' he thought smugly readying himself to pounce on Rei if he tried to split.

Kai's POV

'This is bad, very bad. Tala only shares his alcohol when he's up to something. I must think up a good excuse to get out of this. Hmmmmmmm now which excuse should I use from my list' Kai ponders for a second before determining which believable excuse he could use.

Normal POV

"I can't i only just had coffee it will play havoc on in my stomach"He says trying to hide his smug smile at thinking he got out of this one. His Smile however does not last long as Tala smiles back at him.

"But Kai you didn't drink any coffee remember my machine broke down" Tala said to innocently to be believable

"Oh yeah how silly of me"Kai said in defeat. For the first time Kai looked at the offending machine and noticed a 'not too' conspicuous base ball bat placed right next to the coffee machine. Kai's eye's glistened with unvoiced hatred for his older friend with only one thing running through his head 'you planned this'

Kai's attempts at sending death glares that would send even the fearless of people running was wasted however as at that present moment all Tala's attention was on Rei as he could see the first tell tale sign's of panic in his golden eye's.

Rei's POV

'Oh no not alcohol, I know were this is leading! This is all going to end up with me becoming a sex slave to Boris (shudders at the thought) I'm too young to die! I must find a way out of here before it's too late

"I DON'T WANT TO BE A SEX SLAVE"He yelled at the top of his voice turning a full 180' and running full force into the door frame and flying backwards onto the floor.

Kai just looked at Rei wondering how he came to that conclusion before bending down and helping him up to his feet not before sighing heavily as the begging of a headache began to throb against his skull.

"I'm sure Tala isn't going to make you into a sex slave Rei, right Tala..."Kai trailed off as he turned to face Tala who was currently rolling on the floor tears flooding from his eyes, apparently he had found the incident highly amusing.

Kai let out yet another sigh as his headache intensified and shook his head and tried to think of the best way to redirect the current topic of conversation before Tala got any idea's.

"Soooooo were's the alcohol"


So that's the end of chapter One. Please read and review so that I know weather this is worth continuing. Thankies -