Hey guys! These are just short dialogues of interviews of the gods. They were first made to be disclaimers but now they are turned into short, unique dialogues. Enjoy reading!
The Olympic Interview
"Sky and Sea"
Today since I am too lazy to do the disclaimer, I will have *drumrolls* Zeus! *cue shouts in the background* Okay, Lord Zeus and Lord Poseidon to do the disclaimer.
Zeus - Greetings, puny mortals. You must count yourselves absolutely lucky to be graced with my awesome presence. It will be quite electrifying. Now, this dumb, irreverent, annoying—
Me - Hey! Listen here, Thunder Thighs, I didn't ask for you to come and do the disclaimer just to hear you insult me! I knew Poseidon was waaaaay better than you!
*Poseidon pops in*
Poseidon - Ohhhh yeah! Sea beats all! Can't you know, Frizzy Beard?
Zeus - Now wait just a minute, you Stinky Pile of Drooling Seaweed, the sky is there for you to LOOK UP TO!
Poseidon - So? There isn't much of a view! Only thunderstruck birds dying. Now, that's a show.
Zeus - Oh yeah? Air disasters are much better than sea disasters.
Poseidon - Mother Rhea always liked me best!
*Zeus and Poseidon fighting*
Me - *groans* 3000 years and they still act like kindergarteners! I don't own anything.
Zeus and Poseidon - HEY! I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING THE DISCLAIMER! Let's team up and pulverize her puny mortal soul!
Me - Eeeep! *types furiously—"AND THE GODS VANISHED WITH A POOF!"* Whew! Saved myself from becoming a pile of ashes.
*thunder rumbles*
Me - Uhh! Gotta go! See ya later, people!
*runs away and go into hiding*
