BYR: All the Chinese here is Cantonese, since the main character is Hong Kong.
(c)Hetalia - Himaruya Hidekaz
(c)Alice in Wonderland - Disney
Cover is mine


Young Hong Kong, looking no later than the age of 12, skipped one by one on the rocks across the creak. It was a nice day out, so China had decided to hang the laundry, dragging Hong Kong out to help. Being the young 'preteen' he was, Hong Kong went off into the bamboo forest, ditching his chores. China saw this coming and just shook his head, smiling. At least Hong Kong was getting fresh air.

"Come on, Chen!" Hong Kong called out to the little panda following behind him. The said panda squeaked, running up to the Chinese nation. Chen jumped, Hong Kong catching the panda in his arms. He patted the panda's head, little Chen squeaking with delight.

Hong Kong sighed, seating himself down and leaning on a bamboo shoot. He looked up towards the blue sky, pointing out to himself the small amount of little clouds. Yes, Hong Kong was that bored. He started daydreaming, wondering about his current peaceful, yet boring status.

Despite his constant poker-face giving the wrong impression, Hong Kong really would prefer it if everything was interesting; a wonder. If he could recreate the world, Hong Kong would defiantly make everything a wonder. Not much really caught his attention.

What defiantly caught his attention, was a little mint bunny flying right past him.

Hong Kong jolted up, sitting up straight, little Chen hopping off his spot on Hong Kong's stomach.

"What was that..." Hong Kong questioned mostly to himself. He looked all around. It was difficult to see something with a similar color, flying around bamboo. Hong Kong finally spotted it; a mint colored bunny with wings. Wait, wasn't England always talking about a flying mint bunny?

The mint bunny stopped onto a decently big rock, pulling out, out of nowhere, a pocket watch. "Oh goodness! I'm late!" It shouted, taking off flying again.

"Wait!" Hong Kong called out, jumping up and following the mint bunny. He always heard England talk to himself about a mint bunny, Hong Kong was curious if that was it. "Hurry up, Chen!" The little panda next to Hong Kong Chi-ed, both catching up to the mint bunny.

"I'm late! I'm late! I'm late!" The mint bunny cried in its high pitched voice. Hong Kong couldn't help but wonder what a little flying mint bunny would be late for; it was a flying mint bunny for crying out loud!

"Bloody mint bunny..." Hong Kong mumbled to himself as he continued chasing after the mint bunny, "I said 'wait'!"

"Can't wait! I'm late! Late! Late! Late!" It shouted back, ending its flight and continuing on foot into a hole.

Once reaching the hole, Hong Kong made an abrupt stop, Chen doing the same besides him. The Chinese nation couldn't possible just walk through; the hole was pretty small. Said preteen(ish) got on his hands and knees, looking inside the small hole. He could probably fit like so.

"Looks like we're going in, Chen..." Hong Kong turned to Chen and said. The panda just blinked at its owner. Hong Kong blinked back before turning back to the hole and crawling in. "Well honestly, after years of walking around here and all, I never really noticed this little hole..." Hong Kong said to the little panda behind him, still crawling forward.

The passage started getting smaller, so Hong Kong got on his stomach, army crawling the rest of the way. China would probably scold him later for getting his clothes so dirty... Even so, Hong Kong continued on, not at all knowing where he was heading. He didn't quite think about it until it was too late.

Unable to really see where he was crawling, Hong Kong fell over an edge.

"Crap!" Hong Kong swore a second after realizing his situation, from shock. He looked down (up?) towards his feet, seeing Chen looking over the edge. "Joigin, Chen!" Hong Kong shouted to his panda, not at all looking panicked.

Looking around at his surrounding, Hong Kong couldn't help but become more and more confused and curious. He'd fallen past objects like clocks, dressers, tables, and other weird things, that didn't seem like was falling at all. The objects were just floating. At this rate of endlessly falling, will he end up in America? Hong Kong wasn't sure.

What caught him off guard was landing in a rocking chair. Hong Kong had landed with his back on the seat and legs on the backrest, still looking at things upside down. Positioning himself corrected, Hong Kong noticed he wasn't falling quite as fast, just slowly floating down.

"What is this place..." Hong Kong mumbled to himself, still looking all around. He rocked back, looking up and seeing nothing but darkness. Due to the way a rocking chair is made, Hong Kong had no choice but to rock forward. At first, he saw that under him was matching what was above him; darkness.

The rocking chair rocked a bit too forward and Hong Kong slipped off, a quick and small 'Ai!' escaping from him as he continued falling again, head first. Again, he showed no signs of panic whatsoever.

Squinting down at something that was showing up under him, Hong Kong saw that it was a pink and purple checkered floor. Well, there's the ground.

Hong Kong readied himself for impact, still watching the ground steadily. He watched as the ground got closer and closer, waiting to reach the ground at the right time.

Which was now...

Still free falling, Hong Kong flipped. He landed agilely, landing with his body crouched down on his knees and arms by his side. If it were anyone else besides Hong Kong, they probably would've splattered all over the floor. Martial arts was always handy to know.

"Oh goodness! I'm late! Late! Late! Late!" Hong Kong heard, looking up to see the flying mint bunny.

"Ai!" Hong Kong shouted, trying to get the mint bunny's attention. "Get back here and tell me where I am!" He shouted, still keeping his emotionless face.

"Can't! I'm late!" The mint bunny shouted back, continuing on flying to wherever it was going. The mint bunny was really starting to piss Hong Kong off.

The Chinese nation took off, chasing after it. The hallway he ran down was pretty narrow, but enough room to run through. There were also weird decorations hanging on the wall, but Hong Kong paid no attention. All his attention was on the flying mint bunny.

As he chased the mint bunny, Hong Kong arrived in a larger than normal room. He didn't see the flying mint bunny anywhere. When he turned back around, Hong Kong, again, saw more darkness. When he turn back forward, Hong Kong finally noticed the flying mint bunny, but something was off.

It was tinier.

Continuing after the smaller mint bunny, Hong Kong saw it run through a pretty small door. He got down on his knees again, attempting to open the door.

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Quit pulling my nose!" The doorknob yelled. Hong Kong did so, jumping back a bit from the abnormality. "What? No apologies? How rude!" The doorknob huffed.

When Hong Kong focused more on the knob, he saw it had a face; the knob as a nose, key hole as a mouth, and eyes above its nose. He also noticed little glasses over the doorknob's eyes, making it seem every familiar.

"Austria...?" The doorknob raised a brow with what seemed like glaring eyes.

"Well I am Austrian made, but my name is Roderich. Now run along, little boy." The doorknob huffed again. Hong Kong kept his steady poker-face, but a tiny vein popped up.

"Just let me through. I'm after the mint bunny." Hong Kong said, trying to pull the knob again. This time, he failed to do so because Austria pulled away.

"Oi! Do you really think you'll fit in me! It's highly implausible!" He said with another huff, slowly getting on Hong Kong's nerve.

"Don't you mean 'impossible'?" Hong Kong said back.

"Rude and stupid. Nothing's impossible." The vein from before grew larger.

"Why you..."

"Why don't you drink the tea on the table and see what happens?" Austria said, snobbishly. But what table? Hong Kong didn't see any table.

The Chinese nation turned back around and saw something floating towards him from the dark spot. It was a table and chair; the kind you find in a fancy backyard garden.

"What tea-" poof!A little tea cup and pot popped up. "Oh..." Hong Kong picked up the tea cup warily, looking all around it. Next, he picked up the pot of tea. It was a bit light, so there must not be that much. There was also a little tag on the handle that read, 'drink me'.

"China-Gousaid not to put stuff in my mouth if I don't know what it was..." Hong Kong said aloud, not exactly sure who he was talking to. At the same time, he picked up the lid of the tea pot, examining the tea inside; Jasmine tea.

Hong Kong shrugged. Well, he knew what kind of tea it was. Plus, he was a nation, what could harm him?

The young Chinese preteen poured the tea, giving it another quick sniff when bringing it up towards his face. With another quick shrug, Hong Kong drunk the tea. It tasted like regular Jasmine tea and he was still standing.

Hiccup! Hong Kong jumped a bit, dropping the tea cup. When he landed soon after, he noticed he was a bit shorter. Hiccup! Hiccup! Hiccup! With each hiccup and jump, Hong Kong got smaller and smaller, until he was just the right size to fit through the door. That's when the hiccups stopped.

"Alright, I'm small enough. Now let me through." Hong Kong shouted, running back to Austria.

"Uh uh uh~" Austria said in a sing-song tone, an arrogant grin on his face. "I'm locked~" The vein on Hong Kong's head grew even bigger.

"Oh, go fuck yourself with a bloody chair!" His voice loudened through his monotone voice. He kicked Austria, making him yelp in pain. "What'm I suppose to do now...?" Hong Kong growled a bit to himself.

"Well, you little brat, just get the key on the table." Austria growled, nudging towards the table. Hong Kong looked up towards the table, seeing nothing through the transparent table top.

"There wasn't any key up there." He said while he was turning to the table. Hong Kong squinted. He really didn't see anything.

Poof!~

A key popped up on the table, clanking as it landed on said place.

Blinking a couple times silently, Hong Kong then face-palmed. This place was really starting to annoy him.

"Well, there's the key." Austria said with a huff. Hong Kong glared at the doorknob before grumbling a mixture of British and Chinese swears to himself, walking back towards the table.

Hong Kong attempted to climb back up the table, but only kept on sliding back down. The table leg had no grips. When he landed on his bottom for the seventh time, Hong Kong gave a frustrated sigh. In the background was a laughing doorknob.

"You are truly entertaining." Austria managed to say in between his laughs. "You could always try the box." And like a whole bunch of other objects, a little, fancy box popped up in front of the Chinese nation.

Hong Kong stared blankly at the box. Really? What is this place? Warily, he opened the box, wondering what was inside. With a brow raised, Hong Kong took a piece of what was inside, out. It was a White Rabbit candy.

The young nation shrugged, unwrapping the candy and popping it in his mouth. The candy was hard at first, but soon gotten soft. Hong Kong chewed on the sweet candy, realizing he was growing even bigger than he was before. He was a giant!

As a giant, Hong Kong started hearing a muffling sound. He looked towards where it was coming from, noticing that his foot was right up against the little door, aka, Austria.

"Come again?" Hong Kong asked, moving his foot away. Austria started sputtering.

"I said to get your foot out of my knob!" Austria yelled. "Ha, and now you can't fit through the door!"

Austria was really getting on Hong Kong's nerve and he was losing his patients. Actually, he just lost it. Hong Kong brought his hand to his back pocket, about to pull something out.

"Bloody doorknob... Can't you just keep your mouth shut..." Hong Kong silently growled. Austria looked towards the Chinese nation's hand, seeing matches and firecrackers.

"W-what are you doing with those?" He nervously asked. Hong Kong inwardly smirked. He was going to teach a certain Austrian doorknob a little lesson.

Austria watched in terror as Hong Kong lit the match, nearing the fire to the fuse. He sputtered demands, commanding the nation to get the fire away from the firecrackers. Hong Kong only ignored him, lighting the firecrackers.

"Stop!" Austria shouted, Hong Kong just nearing him with the lit firecrackers. "Get that away from‒" The doorknob was cut off when Hong Kong shoved the firecrackers in his keyhole-mouth, running as far as he could away from it (which wasn't that far since he was so big).

"Bombs away!" He said a bit loudly from where he was.

Before the firecrackers went off, Austria spitted it out, flinching his face away when they went off.

Boom! Pop! Pop! Boom! Crackle! Crackle!

The firecrackers sparked, making deafening, loud crackles and booms. All the sparks caused smoke, raising up to the ceiling.

"Oh, now you've done it!" Austria yelled. The sprinklers went off, quickly filling the room with water.

Hong Kong watched as the water rose up to his shins. All he did was blink at it, though inside, we was asking a lot of questions to himself. At this rate, will he just drown? How will he get through the door now? Were the sprinklers even there before?

The preteen Chinese Nation snapped out of thought when he heard Austria flaming mad and yelling.

"Stupid brat! Look at what you've done!" He shouted, spitting out water right after. "Ugh! Stupid teapot! Get out of my face!" Austria added, nudging the said pot away with his face.

Teapot? That's it!

Quickly, Hong Kong grabbed the teapot. He looked inside, seeing there were still a little bit of tea left. The Chinese nation drank the tea right from the pot, a strong hiccup arriving right after. Hong Kong shrunk instantly, landing in the empty teapot.

The teapot floated towards the fumed Austria. The Austrian doorknob stretched his mouth even wider as he continued trying to yell. Strangely, it was wide enough for Hong Kong to slip through while still being in the teapot, the water shoving him through when trying to escape through the keyhole like it was a drain.

"Joijin, bloody git!"


Notes:
-Joijin - Goodbye
-Gou/Gougou - Big Brother
-White Rabbit - Chinese candy


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