Title: Annoyance

Summary: Sulu is annoyed and Chekov is upset; so what has Kirk done this time?

Disclaimer: I do not own and never will.

Warning: Slash, don't like don't read, but its light so I don't see the problem.

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"Hikaru". Chekov whined.

"No Pavel". Sulu replied.

"But vhy?" Chekov questioned.

"You know vhy".

"Oh Hikaruuuuuuuuuuu". Chekov whined again before thrusting his bottom lip out.

"Stay over there". Sulu demanded. "Don't look at me like that Pavel. You won't win".

"But i vant a kiss Hikaru".

"Well serves you right for eating garlic".

"It vas only a little garlic".

"Little dosen't even cover a fraction of what you ate".

"You could eat some to". Chekov suggested.

"Are you insane?"

"Vell - you could". Chekov's shoulders sagged in defeat.

"Pavel - what have we learned today?"

"Not to eat garlic".

"And ..."

"And not to let the Keptin conwince me into a garlic eating contest".

A thought struck Sulu.

"Hey Pavel".

"Da?" Chekov answered, a little bit of hope in his voice.

"You think you've got it bad, Kirk's got a hot date tonight and I know what's not going to be happening".

Chekov sat with a puzzled face for several seconds before realising what Sulu was getting at. A huge smile spread across his face.

"See - things aren't that bad are they now".

"The Keptin vill be in a bad mood tomorrov".

"Let him be; for putting me in a position of not being able to kiss my Pasha, he damn well deserves everything he gets".

End.