Rinoa and the Five Dwarves


Once upon a time there was a girl named Rinoa. Nobody liked her. She smelt bad. She lived in a town called Timber because her rich father threw her out because she wouldn't shower. One day she was out looking for some food in the dumpsters behind the pub when she saw a handsome man with silky brown hair, cloudy blue eyes and a hot ass. She fell in love with this man. She pulled her soiled blanket around herself and walked up to this handsome stranger.

"Good Sir perhaps you are looking for company? For a small fee or a warm meal I could service you." She said in her sweetest voice which wasn't very sweet because she never brushed her teeth.

The handsome man looked at her and exclaimed, "Damn bitch, you're fucking rank! Go crawl back into the gutter whore."

As he walked away the girl started to cry. The magical dwarves were at that moment ejected from the pub for urinating on the waitress. They saw this poor wreck of a girl crying in the gutter. The lead dwarf walked up to her.

"Why are you crying?" He asked.

"I have fallen in love with a handsome man but alas he is repulsed by my haggard appearance!" She wailed.

The lead dwarf turned to his companions and they conversed in hushed tones. Turning back to the girl he said, "Dear girl we are in a position to help you."

"How can you help?" She asked wiping her tears on her soiled blanket.

"We can use our dwarf magic to make you beautiful if you come with us to our hut in the woods." He offered.

"Oh kind dwarf may I know the name of my salvation?" She asked bowing at their little feet.

"My name is Tom Cruise, King of the dwarves!" He proclaimed.

"Sir I am in your debt!" She said as she rose to her feet.

She followed the dwarves through the back ally's of Timber before they reached the forest. Walking through the forest they came to a small clearing.

"Where is you're magical hut?" She asked.

"Fuck bitch you're stupid." Tom said before they all jumped her. Ripping her blanket from her body, which was all she was wearing, they took it in turns to rape her and piss in her mouth. "What kind of retard believes in magical dwarves?" Tom said watching as one of his companions pushed his tiny penis into her anus. "Yeah you like that don't you dirty whore?" He said watching his friends anally penetrate her. "I want to see that bitch bleed!" He ordered another dwarf who was just finishing his bottle of beer. He smashed the bottle and used it to stab her in the stomach. "I'm gonna fuck that bleeding hole." He announced taking off his pants.

"You da man!" One of the dwarves said as he played with her titties.

Rinoa could feel her life slipping away as the dwarves made new holes in her body to fuck. 'Oh my handsome prince,' she thought, 'Surely you will save me!'

But he didn't. Nobody saved her. She died being gang raped by a group of drunk circus performers while her prince was having dinner with his fiesty blonde boyfriend.

The End