One day, as Kisshu does the usual, capturing of Ichigo, annoying the nuts out of her, and all that yada-yada, Ichigo has payback, and does something surprising. And…unwomanly? Mostly humor.

- A Smelly Christmas-

By:HelloGoodbye19

Disclaimer: I don't own Tokyo Mew Mew

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Ichigo growled when she caught sight of the perverted alien.

He floated just above her, a wide broad smile across his face.

"Kish what the hell are you doing here?" asked the mew girl, she flattened her ears back from disgust "Do you always like to follow a girl when she's about to go on a date?" She asked loudly, frustration filled in her voice.

Kish snickered lightly; she looked so cute when she was annoyed.

"Ah no, Kitty. That's not what I'm here today for." He said lightheartedly putting a hand up in dismissal.

"I came here to ask what you wanted for Christmas." He said as he dared float nearer to the violent girl.

She looked at him hotly narrowing her eyes in suspicion. "Just go away! That's all I want for Christmas!" she screamed meanly. She looked around, quickly to see if anyone was around, and at seeing no one, she transformed. "Go now, before I kick your ass!"

"Ah man, you're always so worked up!" he complained, though he was smiling. He teleported to the back of her, and scooped her up bridal style.

She shrieked in surprise and tried to get out of his grasp, but he held her tightly.

"Kitten, stress is such a bad thing…," he said slowly, he leaned in to kiss her… But, she was aware, and tried her best to claw his eyes out; "It's better to let it all out!" he pulled away, and laughed, as he floated higher and higher in the air, with her in his arms.

"It's fun holding you Koneko, it's just to bad you won't let me kiss you." He mumbled sadly.

Ichigo scoffed,

"Dang you Kish, I'm going to be late for my date with Masaya!" she screamed in fiery.

Even though she was none to happy about Kish holding her, she didn't dare fight him when she was this high up in the air. Cause cat instincts, or no cat instincts, she didn't like falling.

Kish sighed, "Masaya this, Masaya that, ya know he doesn't deserve you."

Ichigo ground her teeth. Here he was, going to do that same old speech about Masaya again.

He would be telling her, she should be with him, that Masaya wasn't right for her, blah, blah, blah.

"You know what Kisshu?" she intervened him, with a sickeningly sweet voice, which made her want to gag.

"What, my little Kitty-cat?" asked Kisshu timidly.

"This-is–what-I-think." She said quickly.

A loud sound irrupted from the little mew hero.

It shocked, Kisshu, herself, and all the birds, which started falling out of the sky.

A sweet cat-poopie scent filled the alien's nostrils, and he looked wide-eyed at the cat girl. She held an ever-so smug grin on her face.

"Merry Christmas Kish, a fart from me, to you."

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Hello! This is my second fanfiction! and I'm actually a Kish x Ichigo fan, but I could not resist the fart joke, I hope you enjoyed the story. And.

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