A very random Fanfic.

A loud thud.

"Will!" Jack yelled through the trees that surrounded the house that he, Will, and Elizabeth shared. For now.

Will came stumbling out of the dense palm trees, carrying a sword aloft.

"What, Jack?" he said tiredly.

Jack swaggered up to Will in a let-me-get-this-straight way. "Where's my dagger, you scalawag?"

Will rolled his eyes. "Up on your desk in the study, remember?"

Jack held up a fist, which clearly said, "I already checked there. And everywhere else in the godforsaken house."

"Well, I don't know where it could be, apart from the rum cabinet." Will rumpled his already very mussed hair.

"Why the king's britches would my dagger be in the rum cabinet?"

rumrumrumrumrumrumrumrumrumrumrumrumrumrumrumrumrum...

Elizabeth grasped the dagger sharply as she smashed the rum bottles into bits.

"Only 3,450,252 bottles to go!" she screamed crazily, smashing three more with one blow.

rumrumrumrumrumrumrumrumrumrumrumrumrumrumrumrumrum...

Jack groaned.

"You let her near the rum?"


Just a random fanfic. Nothin' big. Let me know how you likes!

E.S.