HELLO PEOPLE. -waves- 8D
HOKAY. First off, I don't own Naruto. If I did, I would't of killed Deidara. TT-TT And Sasuke would be a cross-dresser. 8DDD
Second, I have dyslexia. x-x Spelling sucks. BE WARNED. A lot of OOCness.
"Kisame... I still need a job."
Kisame looked up from a magazine he seemed to be so interested in.
"What?" He asked.
"A job, Kisame. Remember? When I was..." Itachi paused. He then muttered quietly: "Delivering pizzas with Tobi..."
Kisame chuckled and went back to his magazine. "That was funny..." He giggled.
"It was not! And I was FIRED because of Tobi! I still need money!" Itachi yelled with an anime anger vain.
"Well, what do you want me to do about it?" Kisame asked, turning the page and instantly getting a nosebleed.
"...What are you reading?" Itachi asked, looking over his shoulder.
Kisame was reading a book on fish.
Itachi sweatdropped and snatched the book out of Kisame's hands.
"...Anyways... I need a job." He muttered, crossing his arms.
"Why don't you work at another pizza place?" Kisame muttered, eying the magazine.
"Thats the last thing I want to do-- Isn't this your mom?" Itachi asked, looking at a magazine page.
Kisame looked over his shoulder. His face flushed. "UH-- UH-- UHH-- NOPE! NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE IN MY LIFE! Ha, ha..." He laughed nervously.
Itachi immediately threw the book out the window. Kisame gasped. "NOOOOO! MY MAGAZINE!" He yelled before diving out the window.
"KISAME. We're on the fifth floo-- ah, he'll find out..." Itachi muttered.
"Deidara, do you know where I could get a job...?" Itachi asked.
Deidara looked up from his clay sculpture.
"You could work in McDonalds, un." He grinned.
"I mean it, stupid!" Itachi growled.
"SENPAI! OTHER SENPAI!" Someone called.
"Hi peppy..." Itachi muttered, sweatdropping.
Tobi waved even though he was two feet away from them.
"TOBI KNOWS WHERE ITACHI-SENPAI COULD WORK!" Tobi called, twirling.
"And that would be...?" Itachi sighed.
"AT THE TOCO PLAC--" Tobi was interrupted by Deidara's fist crashing on top of his head.
"We're serious, Tobi,yeah!" Deidara yelled.
"Tobi is in pain now..." Tobi announced, his face in the ground.
"You could work at a restaurant..." someone muttered. Deidara and Itachi turned to see Pein.
"I'm not really good at cooking..." Itachi muttered.
"But Deidara is." Pein muttered.
"Leader-sama! You-- you can't be saying-- that I should help him, un!?" Deidara yelled.
"Thats what I'm saying. So do it, or your not getting your Christmas bonus!" Pein yelled pointing a dramatic finger at Deidara and walking away... dramatically.
"I guess I'm stuck with you, yeah..." Deidara muttered.
"CAN TOBI HELP!?" Tobi screamed, a huge grin under his mask.
"NO!" Deidara and Itachi screamed in unison.
Well, this is the first chapter. o3o
No flames please. x-x Puppy doesn't like flames...
