This fic was written about two years ago, and I've been avoiding . But just recently, I've been watching Fullmetal Alchemist again, and I got reminded of this weird fic...hope you enjoy it as much as we enjoyed writing it!

WARNING: It's very long...or maybe it seems that way because I have to type it out....Oh, and there might be a little Roy x Edward, but not enough to scare the pants off of you...never the less, it still qualifies as 't'...

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At the doorstep of Roy's house

Ed: rings doorbell

Roy: Who is it? opens door Hm. Hello, Elric. stands expectantly

Ed: What are you doing in there? Waiting for me? How precious . . .sarcastically

Roy: What do you want Elric?

Ed: Al, Hughes and I are going into town to party and we wanted to know if you wanted to come with us. getures to the car, Al and Hughes wave

Roy: ...I have better work to do...I don't know Frowns

Ed: Oh come on, I know for a fact you finished all your work at the office...or is Hawkeye here?...

Roy: No, I'm here alone. leans on doorframe Why do you care?

Ed: backs down I-I don't...are you coming or not? flustered

Roy: smirk increases Sure, why not. closes door, and heads for the car Where are we going anyway?

Ed: Suprised at the change of character The bar at the other side of town, the old one...Nellie's I think Hughes called it...opens car door and gets inside with Roy

Al: Good evening Colonel Mustang.

Hugh: slaps Roy on the back What's up Roy? drunk already

Ed: Easy Hughes, save some space for when we actually get to the bar.

Al: Hughes had a few drinks already.

Roy: I see that. amused

Ed: Had a fight with the wife.

Hugh: We're celebrating you guy's freedom! hiccup

Al: Kind've. . . pats armor

Roy: These boys are allowed in this bar, right Hughes? places hand onto Ed's head like an arm rest

Hug: Oh yeah, I know the owner (Nellie) and it's the most slack bar in the entire town! When I have a boy with Gracia, I'm gonna take him there for his first drink!

Ed: pats Al's armored body Freedon from marriage he meant, Al it's okay. . .

Roy: Ed's going to be free his whole life leans a bit more

Al: Thanks brother sounds happy

Ed: turns to Roy Ouch, Mustang, that hurts. But if you don't make a move on Hawkeye, you'll be free forever too.

Hugh: Good one Edward! high five

Roy: hits Hughes and steals his gin Shut up Hughes.

Al: laugh

Hugh: My gin! Not my gin! pauses and takes out some rum from under the seat

Ed: Hughes! sigh... leans on Roy It's been a long day.

Roy:looks forward, but his eyes glance down at Ed and takes a swig of gin Want some Fullmetal?

Al: Uhhhhhh. . . .nervous

Ed: What the hell. . .takes a drink That's disgusting! Pulls away from Roy

Hugh: giggles

Roy: Can't handle your alcohol, Elric? I expected more of you.

Al: We're here!

Hugh: punches the air Yes! And our we go gentlemen!

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R&R to your hearts content...I decided to separate it into a couple of parts...just so it didn't turn out to be an enormous fic....plus i like torturing people by making them wait....;