A/N: Hello, people! I'm on a Durarara kick this week! New idea. Don't worry, this is a YAOI story.
I don't own Durarara.
I have no beta.
ENJOY!
Shizuo Heiwajima never liked violence. He never wanted to hurt people. He never wanted to lose his mind. He never intentionally tried to do damage unless he was attacked or he was looking at Izaya Orihara.
However, today was the day he legitimately wanted to hurt someone who didn't hurt him first. That in fact, had never hurt him in the past. The very first time he wanted to do damage to a complete innocent.
Since they didn't have a direct hand in what happened, they were technically innocent and he knew this very well. But he wanted to pin the blame on someone and since Izaya was nowhere to be found, he had to settle on this person. His friend. His creepy, lab coat wearing friend. His creepy, lab coat wearing friend who was in love with a headless female of some species not yet 'truly' discovered. Said friend was about to be pummeled.
"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
The long and drawn out sound of his friend's name coming from his throat, terrified the bespectacled man. Shizuo briefly realized it didn't feel as good to scream Shinra's name as it did Izaya's.(A/N: If you know what I mean! XD )
"N-now Sh-shizuo, y-you don't w-want to d-do anything d-drastic, d-do y-you?!" Shinra yelled in horror as he moved around the large table, hoping to put some distance between them.
The former bartender scoffed and grasped the table with a firm hand, flipping it out of the way and not caring that it smashed into the wall and left a dent in its wake. He was still going for the underground doctor. Said doctor was going to pay.
"W-we might b-be able t-to fix th-this!" the smaller man squeaked as he pushed chairs in between them, trying to keep far from the irate bodyguard.
"MIGHT?!" the blonde roared.
Shinra cowered as he was backed into the corner and had nothing to defend himself with.
"YOU'RE SAYING THAT I MIGHT BE ABLE TO BE FIXED?! YOU DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW?!"
"I'm sorry!"
Before Shizuo could actually get his hands on the scrawny little bastard, his movement was suddenly impeded. He couldn't move. What was going on?!
He struggled against the unknown force that was holding him back from pounding Shinra's skull in, but to no avail. He just couldn't move anything but his head.
Celty appeared to his right and he suddenly understood what was going on. She had intervened.
"Celty! Thank goodness you're here!" Shinra said, dodging under Shizuo's outstretched arm in order to throw his arms around her shoulders. "He's been trying to kill me for the last five minutes!"
She began to type something on her PDA and showed it to him.
He blanched, "I didn't do anything!"
"YES HE DID!" Shizuo yelled, still pissed off. "LOOK AT WHAT HE DID TO ME!"
Shizuo would never understand how Celty could perceive everything around her even though she didn't have a head. But he wasn't questioning it in that moment because as she looked closer, she could definitely 'see' what was wrong with him.
Her fingers blurred on the PDA and she shoved it in Shinra's face.
"No! It wasn't me! He just drank that milk in the fridge!"
She typed some more.
"I didn't think I'd have to label it!"
More typing.
"I know it's his favorite drink!"
The tapping of the keyboard filled the silence.
"B-but I-I-"
"AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!" Shizuo yelled, getting annoyed and renewing his struggles. The black mass holding him still gave away a little and he saw Celty jump in shock. She then moved her hand in a complicated looking maneuver, making the shadows tighten around him even more.
He growled.
She typed for a few more minutes, most likely berating Shinra for his careless actions. Seriously, why didn't he mark it as an experiment? He knew Shizuo liked strawberry milk. You don't put an experiment in the container of a drink you know your friend likes, leave it in the fridge and tell them to get whatever they want for a drink when they visit your house!
"I know, I know!" Shinra sighed. "I'm sorry Shizuo!"
"Piss off!" the blonde hissed.
Celty's PDA was dangling in front of his face.
{Please calm down, Shizuo! We'll make Shinra fix this, don't worry! At least you're still good looking! :) }
"'Good looking'?"
Shinra nodded, "Yes. If I wasn't enamored with my sweet Celty, I may even be interested."
Shizuo glared at the doctor, making the man cower.
{We'll go get you some new clothes. How about that? Get you away from Shinra for a while?}
"Fine."
Celty did not release him immediately. Actually she carried him, still wrapped in the black mass, outside the apartment. Once they were in the garage, she released him and he shook himself off. Shinra was a lucky bastard. If Celty wasn't so smart, he wouldn't be alive.
The ex bartender pulled off his sunglasses and placed them in his trouser's pocket. His vest and white dress shirt were torn down the front, exposing his new accessories.
Breasts.
Two extremely large breasts stood out from his pale chest. He was also missing something big and important to him in between his legs. To finish it off, his hair was now waist length, since it had grown suddenly and his face was girlier. The problem with that, was that he was a girl now and his head was now two different colors!
He was a bottle blonde. His hair was dyed. But now his hair from the crown of his head to his newly rounded shoulders, was brown while the bottom was blonde. Two-toned. Ugh.
Celty held out her PDA. {Would you like me to cover you up?}
"Sure," he agreed, thinking of the time she made him those gloves to protect his hands in that fight.
Black encased his torso and suddenly, his torn clothing was replaced with a black tube top, he was sure that was what they were called. He didn't care for fashion all that much. Kasuka's chosen clothes for him were all he needed.
He looked down, annoyed that he couldn't see his feet anymore. The damn things were fucking heavy! He found himself respecting women a lot more if they carried things like these around all the damn time!
{You'll need to get measured too.}
"Measured?" he asked, completely lost.
{Your breast size. I'll take you to a women's apparel store and you tell the service lady in the undergarments section that you don't know what size bra you wear. She'll help you.}
"Women have to go through this shit?"
{Yes. She'll be able to help you get the right sized clothing as well.}
"Fine then."
Shizuo sat on the back of the motorcycle, wishing he/she/it, whatever he was now, had a smoke. He needed nicotine!
Celty dropped him off in front of some store with a lot of pink in the window.
{Here you go. I'll be back in half an hour.}
Shizuo took the proffered wallet and waved as he entered the store.
He looked around, trying to find the bra section. Though he wasn't one for shopping, he at least knew the basics. Bras, panties and then normal clothing. In that order.
He found the woman he needed near the back of the store and explained that he didn't know what 'size' he was. She looked him up and down, her eyes getting really wide.
She then asked if his breasts were real.
He didn't even know women could get fake ones. You learn something new every day.
"Yes."
She rushed off and came back with two other women in tow. As they all spoke in hushed whispers and while that was going on, Shizuo was taking in the fact that he was huge!
Like, half a foot or more taller than them. It was rare to come across women in Asia who were five and a half feet tall, let alone one inch over six feet! He towered over them. And he also noticed that his...'breasts' were larger.
The women surrounded him and one of them had a flexible tape measure of some sort.
The next ten minutes was spent with him being shoved into a changing stall to try on all manner of bras, white dress shirts and black vests. He was still going for his normal dressing style.
His 'breasts' were too damn big. Like an anime. How many normal women had a 52 FFF bra size?(A/N: Think like, Rangiku Matsumoto from Bleach. That thin but his new breasts are that big.) He couldn't see beneath them, which meant that he would have to constantly check mirrors to see if he got anything on his clothes. Being a woman sucked.
By the time he was finished, he had five white dress shirts, five black vests, five mid-thigh length black pencil skirts, five pairs of black panty hose and two pairs of black shoes. Flats and wedge heels, or whatever the women told him they were. He didn't care, so long as he had clothes that fit.
To accompany the clothes, he got a new pair of sunglasses, in black. If Izaya saw him, he didn't want the bastard to make a connection that he was Shizuo. Celty would have to help him pick out a new name. Dammit, this was like cosplaying. Annoying.
When he finally left the store, he noticed that Celty wasn't here yet and he got an idea. He was holding Shinra's wallet. Payback was a bitch.
After a quick stop in the nearby pharmacy, Shizuo left feeling good. Three bottles of black hair dye and a box of blue colored contacts were in his bag. The blond hair of his was a dead give away in Ikebukuro and drew the attention of everyone. Black would let him blend in. And if he took his glasses off at some point at Izaya saw his eyes, he didn't want the bastard to see his real eyes and ask if he was related to himself or not. Ugh!
Celty was parked in front of the store she had dropped him off in and the people around her were pointing. He rushed on over, hopped on the back and they took off into the darkness of Ikebukuro.
Shizuo Heiwajima, now named Shizuka Hei(A/N: Shizuo means 'quiet' and Shizuka also means 'quiet'. Heiwajima means 'peaceful island' and Hei means 'warrior'.), had never been so pissed off after just walking through the city. Seriously, were all men pigs? He was groped four times in the last hour alone, putting each man through a wall soon after. Catcalls and innuendos left and right. He didn't do shit like that with women, so what the hell was wrong with the men of Ikebukuro?!
Or was it the fact that they weren't real men? Shizuka knew for a fact that Shinra, Kadota and his gang, Kasuka, Simon and even that bastard Izaya, didn't pull shit like that with women. What the hell?
He shifted his now black hair over his shoulder, getting it out of his face. Maybe he should put it up in a ponytail or something.
Shizuka looked around, noticing how much taller he was than everyone around him. He should have worn the flats instead. The four extra inches on the wedges made him stand out even more. Damn his height!
He reached into his pocket and pulled out a cigarette, along with his new lighter. He lit the end and took a long drag, relaxing at the flavor. Nothing like a good cigarette to get his mind off things.
He sighed as the wind blew and carried the puff of smoke away.
The former blonde crossed the street and headed for Russia Sushi. Since he didn't have work, which Shinra had to inform Tom that he wasn't 'well', he had nothing to do but walk around the city. So, sushi time it was.
Shizuka let out another girly sigh. Simon was up ahead, waving flyers around.
"Long time no see! You like sushi? Sushi good!"
Shizuka took the moment to admire Simon's height, now that he was a lot closer in height to the large man. Simon had to be over seven feet tall. The guy was gigantic, dwarfing Shizuka's six feet, five inches easily.
He shrugged, "Sure."
"Enjoy!"
Shizuka entered the establishment and sat at the bar in front of Simon's boss. He ordered some sushi and tea. He then took the sweetener for the tea and poured half in the drink and the other half on the raw fish, seaweed and rice combo. He proceeded to eat it that way, ignoring the man's unnerved look.
"Well that's certainly an odd way to eat sushi!~"
Shizuka nearly stiffened at the voice, but managed to hold himself back. He didn't even turn to acknowledge the bastard. Maybe if he pretended to be deaf, Izaya would take the hint and leave Shizuka alone!
"Hello?!~"
Don't react! Don't react! Don't react! Don't react! Don't react! Don't react! Don't react! Don't react! Don't react! It's so much easier to ignore him now that I'm a girl!
Truly it was. At the moment, Shizuka didn't feel like putting the asshole's face through a wall. He was annoyed, but not enough to cause violence, which he hated. Did women have an easier time managing their anger than men?
If that's the case, maybe this whole being a girl thing won't be so bad.
He continued to successfully ignore the bastard for the remainder of his stay and when he got the bill, he paid, stood and signed the only Japanese Sign Language he knew, in hopes that the fluffy coat wearing asshole would get the hint. 'Thank you'.
He then stalked from the shop without a backwards glance.
His hopes were dashed when the bastard skipped up beside him, a takeout box in his one hand. With his other, he did something and Shizuka had no idea what he was doing.
Izaya twirled in front of him, cutting off his gait. "Don't you know Sign Language?"
Shizuka sighed, knowing that there was no way around it. "I was hoping you'd shut up if I didn't respond," he stated bluntly as he checked his nails.
Izaya placed a hand to his heart and gave him a hurt look that he just knew was fake. "I only wanted to get to know such a lovely lady."
Shizuka couldn't hold back a scoff. Yeah right. Like that was all Izaya wanted to do. More like he wanted to get information so he could stalk the giant. Creep.
"Not interested," he mumbled, walking around the shorter male and continuing on his way. He felt proud that he was able to reign himself in and not inflict damage on anyone or anything in the area. Victory. He waved to Simon as he passed him and nodded to the man's invitation for more sushi later on.
As he was walking, he heard Izaya ask Simon, "Simon, have you seen Shizu-chan at all lately?"
"Shizuo not been around here in days."
Shizuka cursed inwardly. Now the flea would be bugging everyone he knew about him! Dammit!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Shizuo fell off the bed and grabbed for his cell, dialing Shinra's number in haste.
"Shizuo, what's wrong? It's five in the morning," the idiot answered.
"I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU SHINRA! I'M BLEEDING OUT OF PLACES THAT SHOULDN'T BE BLEEDING!"
A/N: First chapter is done!
How was it? Let me know!
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Ja ne! :D
