This was just an idea that wouldn't get out of my head so I though F#ck it, why not! Also, the beginning along with line cuts of the story is read by Marcus; the Weapons Dealer.

I do not own Monster Musume or Borderlands.

Chapter 1

...So, you've decided to come and listen to another of one of my famous customary tales I see. Well, your in for a special treat, because this time, we're about to enter into something that revolves on the lost chapter of one of the Great Vault Hunters that wrote history in Pandora, the warriors that helped defeat that obnoxious, annoying, sarcastic, a snarky customed smart a** with a facial flaw the size of your auntie's rear can; Handsome Jack. Course, this isn't your average tale of absolute insanity with loads of brutality and loot,

No...

This, is the story of how one of the Legendary Vault Hunters became victim to an...'unexpected' traversal event, one that would pretty much make no sense whatsoever, but if you look further back into the past; a time where bandits didn't plague the surface of Pandora, corporations and companies were yet to be established, prostitutes and drug dealers have yet to grow the balls to head out and do something rather than brag about it with their imaginary friends *Course that one was a bit pulled off but eh...I've heard worse*

But anyways, let's get back to the story. *ahem* Years ago, there were once a group of men who lived in the outskirts of Civilization. They were left without practically anything to live a life within society, no job, no money, no home, nothing but the tattered clothing on their backs. However, all that changed when they stumbled upon a strange stone like material, one which glows of a-uhh...um...eh well purplish color I suppose. So anyways, long story short, these men found Eridium, they took it upon themselves to start a clan which lead to bandits yada yada yada...in the end, they stored their precious treasure within the confinement of their clan ship, used it to sail all across the world in search of more Eridium treasures to which they believed are located. But alas, their Journey ended when a monstrous storm tore through the ship as lightning struck the helms and the outer decks, the raging tidal waves broke through the lower decks, causing the ship to sink and killing the entire crew, all within the night. Yet even in death, the clan's priceless treasure was still intact, sealed away within the main corridor of the captain's quarters; which was heavily fortified before the storm.

But over time, as the Eridium rested within the safety of the ship, the energy it emits causes the structure of the ship to decay and fall apart, but still held firm, until one day, a man of utter significance and tacnicity came, along with an arsenal of modern day weaponry made by yours truly *hmhm* but was now forced to put down one of Pandoras most vile, barbaric, most Devious of all scum the Borderlands has to offer, and it was at that very moment, fate had hatched a plan...

[Axton's P.O.V]

Honestly, I don't have any clue on how I ended up in this dump. First I was on my way to Hyperion to enlist on a job that could help me out on the long run in finding a Vault, but instead, I ended up getting blown up by the guy who supposedly hired me, got picked up by some annoying Claptrap robot thing and took me on this sh*tty 'Quest' into going to a place called "Sanctuary", and hell, I even have this weird *Yet hot looking* chick projecting herself inside my head and telling me to follow this pile of shit- scrap to this "Sanctuary" place. Normally, I'd move on my own, what with after what happened with my now ex-wife, but then I thought about how going on my own led me to this classical bullshit of an adventure, so I thought, 'F*ck it, if it gets me as far away from the robot as possible, then I'm in.'

So now here I am, with a backpack filled with some Rare guns that I've 'found' from several dead bandits and ones that were rewarded from contracts that I've taken during my time as a Mercenary, and now I'm going toe-to-toe with the big man himself. But I couldn't help but think, 'Damn, that's one huge ass motherf*cker, must've eaten a lot of protein or some sh*t' turns out the big lug head has a name, the same name I've been hearing time and again from Claptrap and this Hammerlock guy;

Captain Flynt.

Now that I think about, there's something about that name that sounded familiar, I mean besides hearing it from the other two guys, though I can't exactly wrap my head around it...eh, probably because I'm about to get into yet another major shootout, nothing new there. I looked at the big guy and saw that he was sitting in his own custom made throne, but what really caught my interest was the gun he was holding with his right hand. It looked to be a Massive Assault Rifle with large clips attached to each other, probably a Bandit version of an extended mag, and there looks to be no sights of any kind attached to it, so I'll be assuming he's more of a hip-firing type of guy. But for some reason, the part where the barrel is located had a large...thing that goes around the entire thing. Not sure what it's for, but knowing Pandora and its people it could mean a couple things; it's an attachment that's meant to enhance the weapons stats, 'maybe reduces recoil', a custom piece that adds Character for the bearer, or a cup holder. You know I'm just gonna vote for the latter and say it's dangerous and leave it at that.

Wasn't long till Claptrap started yelling and ended up giving away our position, and then all of a sudden, fire started bursting out of the large vents that were all over the deck of the ship. And that's when the big man himself got up to say hello.

"It's our new torture dolls boys, LET'S TURN UP THE HEAT!"

CAPTAIN FLYNT

(Burn, Baby Burn)

Ohh...here we go...

[Normal P.O.V]

The hell bending barbaric Viking known as Captain Flynt, jumped down from his custom made throne and started to open fire towards the Tactical Vault Hunter. Said hunter responded with hot lead and started moving towards any cover he could find. As the shots flew through one shooter to another, it was then the Captain decided to call in some of his men to rough up their intruder a little bit. As the Marauders started fanning out, psychos charged straight at the Commando's firing position. He made quick work against them with his Elemental Hyperion Shotgun "Critical Crowdsourcing" by blasting a couple shells to their faces, while the rest died from the guns Electrocution Effects. However while his sights were still on the psychos, Marauders took the opportunity and opened fire, causing the Hunters shields to absorb more damage, but his shields were still holding up to a good 85%.

Deciding to change tactics, Axton switched to his assault rifle "The Attack Carbine," and ran towards the middle of the deck and deployed his personal favorite weapon.

"Chew'em up Turret!"

By saying those words, the commando's Sabre Turret came to life; Armed with a Targeting Laser, Duel Rocket Pods, and a secondary gun attached to the top of the main cannon along with ammunition belts. The Dahl Turret started mowing down several Bandits simultaneously. One by one, more bandits got torn to bloody chunks and pieces while Flynt started to get irritated...

Which in this case was a really bad thing.

The giant started walking towards Axton's position while at the same time taking in all the bullets and rockets being fired by the soldier's turret. Each step he made suddenly started to move quicker, his body beginning to shift left and right as he started reaching for something from his back.

Little did the Vault Hunter know, he was in for a big surprise.

As Captain Flynt charged closer to Axton, the soldier quickly started focusing fire on the big boss and opened fire alongside his Sabre Turret, but all it did was made Flynt charge faster as he brought out one of his favorite toys.

"Is that a f*cking anchor?"

"RRRRRAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH...DIIIIIEEEEE!"

With a massive war cry, the Bandit Captain brought down his Anchor Axe onto Axton, only for him to miss as Axton's relationship with Lady Luck stuck by him and was able to dodge just in time. Unfortunately, the same couldn't be said for the poor Turret as Flynt managed to destroy it. Axton on the other hand got hit by the aftershock of Flynts attack and was knocked back against the solid metal deck, but if one were to look closely, the metal itself was actually starting to get weaker. Luckily Axton managed to notice this and tried coming up with a quick plan, but Captain Flynt had already made his way towards him and grabbed him by the neck with one hand before holding him high in the air, just above his helmet.

The Bandit Lord chuckled as the Vault Hunter struggled against his grip, only to fail miserably.

After a few seconds of squirming, the Captain spoke.

"So, your the one that's been killing all my men, and help staged a mutiny on my ship huh? Heh... you wanna know something Grinder? Ever since I was a little boy, I have always had the time of my life stealing from pointless Slag jobs and beating the ever living hell out of innocent bystanders who come up to my turf. But ever since you Vault Hunters showed up, I've ended up losing MORE of EVERYTHING that I ACTUALLY cared about! Wanna know what that is!?"

What the Captain failed to notice, was Axton priming several Grenades within his hands as he talked. It was then Axton spoke, while at the same time answering the Captain's question.

"...nope."

*Click*Click*Click*Click*Click*Click*

With that, the Commando dropped all of his primed Grenades onto the deck and with a few seconds of dead silence-

*BANG*BOOM*BOOM*BANG*BOOM*

The area where the two were standing on blew up, but it also collapsed. Both fighters dropped deep down within an area of the ship that not even its newly found Captain had been in there...nor did he know about it. As they plummeted to the hard floor board, Axton was caught in a daze and was struggling to get back up, while Captain Flynt was just digging his way out of the scrap metal that was once part of the front deck of his ship that landed on top of him. As Axton got back up, his attention was immediately drawn towards a purple glowing light: a light which belonged to a certain rare material that he along with many others know pretty well; Eridium.

But what really got his attention, was a glowing orb that shined a more pinkish color unlike the purple emitting from the Eridium. Axton couldn't help but move towards the orb and took a long look at it; capturing the details of the unknown object.

The pearlescent mixture of pink, purple and blue was a sight to behold, almost as if it was made to visualize the deepest parts of the unknown, either that or when someone knocks you straight in the back of your noggin with a frying pan that's still sizzling with Eggs and Bacon for being a lazy sack of potatoes and not taking out the trash.

...

"Don't ask why kid, I don't want to relive those moments. Ahem...anyways-"

…..

When the Hunter touched the orb, he could already tell that it felt as smooth as touching the smooth armor plating of a perfectly new Runner Technical along with a free paint job. Something like what the Vault Hunter was now in the presence of would surely be worth 'something'.

All the while, Flynt managed to get out of the pile of scrap and spotted the Vault Hunter. He was so pissed off he didn't even pay any attention to the Eridium treasure that was somehow hidden within his ship. Soon after he spotted his target, he charged at Axton with his Anchor raised to his side and roared furiously towards him.

"YOUR GONNA PAY FOR THAT WITH YOUR OWN F*CKING CORPSE YOU SKAGLICK!"

The roar followed by the yelling caught Axtons attention, but he instinctively grabbed hold of the strange orb from its pedestal, in case he would be able to escape with it.

'Ah sh*t' was all that came to his mind.

'I'm in deep sh*t right now. I can't summon my Sabre Turret since my Action Skill is still cooling down, and I already have my hands full with the orb. Hell, even if I dropped it and brought out one my guns it'll be too late. Ugh...out of all the sh*t that I've been through, I could never seem to get a break. No matter what I do I'm always at the receiving end of being yelled at or having to listen to someone b*tch about my so called "actions" in field operations. And now I'm about to get hammered by an overgrown badass with a motherf*cking Anchor thing inside a sh*tty scrap heap! God, for once in my life, Just ONCE, I just want something good to happen in my life!'

As if God heard his plea, his wish came to light...well at least from the orb he was holding. The strange orb started glowing brighter and brighter, so bright it engulfed the entire room...along with the whole ship.

All that remained was the frozen mount that used to hold the Legendary Ship of the Seekers of Eri.

...

"The Seekers of Eri?"

"That's right child, remember the legend I mentioned earlier in the story? That would be them."

"But wasn't the ship called The Soaring Dragon?"

"Yes, but that was after Captain Flynt and his crew claimed the ship as their own. And they were none the wiser of knowing what it really was."

"Oh I see, oh sorry, please continue Uncle Marcus."

"Thank You."

...

[Somewhere in a Forest of God Knows Where]

Deep within a peaceful yet luscious green forest, animals were settling in their natural habitats, which in this case was either on the grass, somewhere in the trees, and probably some cave nearby I don't know.

I am not an expert when it comes to Mother Nature.

Anyways, everything was quiet and tranquil...only for it to be completely ruined by the sound of a giant old rusted ship skidding all across the forest, all while coming to a complete stop, but left a devastating path of destruction in the process. If the animals weren't fleeing from the scene out of fear of the massive dragon-like sea ship, then they'd be pretty pissed off by the ones sailing it-er-crashing it. Speaking of which:

"Agh...Note to self, Bring a god*nm helmet next time..." said a disoriented Commando.

[Axton's P.O.V]

Ah...okay, time for a quick verdict.

Limbs?

Check.

Pulse?

Check.

Gear?

...check.

D*ck?

*few*

Check.

Well good news is I managed to survive the crash, which somehow was caused by what I'm assuming to be from the light that came from that orb. Whatever caused it to do that or how it did is far beyond me. I looked around to see the extent the crash may have caused inside the ship, or at the room I'm currently in. But as I turned my head, my entire body froze. Somehow every single muscle of my body just came to a sudden halt, because what I saw now in front of me, we're the eyes of a deranged archaic sociopath;

Captain Flynt.

In situations like this, you're gonna need to keep a cool head if you wanna have the slightest chance of ever getting yourself out of these kinds of situations. Since I'm more experienced in these sort of things, I did the best valuable option;

"SON OF A B*TCH!"

I 'professionally' back away from the assailant in a 'slow' manner and was able to get a better look at him.

...

"Just to clarify, he actually jumped back screaming like a Stalker being kicked in its scr0tum before hitting its puberty."

"Wait, Stalkers have those?"

"I believe so, but we're already getting side tracked, so let us continue."

...

Turns out the guy was just laying on top of a bunch of scrap while his head was angled directly towards me, and he looks to be unconscious, since I haven't been able to inflict hardly any damage to the son of a b*tch. But since he's knocked out, this could be my chance to kill him...though then again if I hadn't been able to kill him before, then what are the odds of him just waking up from my shots?

...pretty high I'm guessing.

Then I started to notice something was missing, turns out the orb I had with me was gone. I searched all around the room looking for it, while keeping a low profile and keeping it nice and quiet so I don't wake the 2 ton Bandit that's in said room with me. But I had no luck. Eh, oh well, you win some you lose some.

As the I looked for a way out, I discovered that all the walls surrounding the entire room were sealed tight and that one of the walls looked to be heavily fortified by the same kind of metal, only there were parts of it that looked to be angled in several directions, 'make-shift barricade I guess'. Besides that, I couldn't just blow up the floor boards and escape through a makeshift hole, cause if I did that, the explosion would wake the big guy, and I still don't like my chances of survival with him around so that's out of the question.

So now, I guess the only exit that's available is up from the top deck where we fell. Luckily for me I spotted a bunch scrap that's hanging from above just enough for me to climb my way out. Guess the Gymnastics training are about to pay off. As I made my way out of the Captains ship, I decided to take the scenic root and walk around the inside part of the ship, because there was no way I'm gonna be jumping from this height and die.

While walking through another part of the ship that I haven't been in, which consists of indoor hallways, I couldn't help but notice that one of the side doors located in one of the halls I was walking through were open. Now usually I wouldn't care less about something like that if it weren't for the thing I was able to spot through the cracked door. I moved in closer to make sure I wasn't seeing anything, but apparently I was right; it was Atlas tech. Since working for the Dahl Corporation, I've heard that Atlas Tech was hard to come by these days ever since there leader was taken down by god knows what. And over the years, anything Atlas related started disappearing and it became so rare that finding any remains of the corporation could be as valuable as refined Eridium, if people actually cared about it.

Looking at it closely, I could already tell that it's a Satellite Uplink System; considering I've been using the ECHOnet for a while and was shown what they look like because the stuck up hire ups said it was part of following protocol. What I'm curious about is why a Bandit would want to do with something like this, or how he managed find one of these. If something like this is hauled up in here, I wonder what other Loot this guy had on him.

"Uuugggghhhhh …"

…I seriously hope that sound was from the ship and not what I thought I heard it from….*Creaking Noise*

F*ck this shit I'm outta here.

[Normal P.O.V]

And with that, the 'fearless' Vault Hunter decided to let the sleeping hazardous maniac alone in his ship and decided it was better to leave the ship before the maniac woke up.

After setting foot on the ground, he noticed something strange from the get-go. They were no signs or any traces of snow anywhere, just a luscious green forest, filled with many beautiful plants and animals alike...which was another problem entirely. There didn't seem to be anything worth killing, and by that, everything seem so peaceful, not a single creature or obstacle that looked like it would want to kill him in any way.

'Okay...So maybe I did die, and wound up in heaven. Though I figured it to be more, I don't know, cloudy-er.'

With a nonchalant shrug, the Commando decided it was best to just proceed on forward and see just where he had gotten himself to.

[2 Hours of Nonstop Traveling Later]

After a long session of continuous sprinting, the Vault Hunter was finally able to spot something that he's been looking for since he left the ship.

'Aw, thank f*cking Christ, now I can finally get some decent chow and not have to eat MRE's anymore.'

With that thought in mind, Axton ran towards the Holy City of Civilization. Though in hind sight, it would've been strange having to see a city that's well kept without any signs of being worn down in any way. A city with no signs of violence *Pandoran Violence at least* would have brought more questions to a Pandorans surroundings, if it weren't for the fact that they don't pay attention at all most of the time.

As the Commando was nearing his destination, he came to notice that some of the people he'd passed looked at him funny, although what he failed to notice was that the people were jumped by the sight of the soldier carrying his weapon at the ready, some decided not to question it nor get themselves involved so they just pretended nothing happened, while the rest were too frightened and didn't know what to do and stood there as they watched the soldier pass by.

'Geez, the Hells up with these people? It's like they never seen a vault hunter before. Ah, their probably one of those settlers who are off the grid and don't have visitors or any action, can't tell if I'm either Envious or Disappointed at that. Meh, whatever. Right now the only thing I should be focusing on is getting some decent chow in my gut!'

[Somewhere Downtown]

"Ugghhh...I'm so Bored~"

"Come on Zombina, you've been complaining for the last hour, and we came all the way here to get a break from all the papers Smith left us to deal with, again."

"Doppel is right, you should at least try and relax with the time we have now, otherwise, finishing all those documents would lead to more misery."

"Gah! I know that Tio, but we've already been going to the exact same cafe for weeks now, and it's all we ever do whenever we get out of work! It's really starting to get old, damnit!"

"Ummm~ Oh, maybe we should head out and search for a new place we could spend our free time in...how does that sound?"

"Anything's better than just sitting here all day, I mean come on! This place doesn't serve anything meat related at all! What is wrong with people today!?"

As of that moment, the group of Female Elite Agents went out in search of entertainment, little did they know, they'll be getting something that may be too much even for them to handle. *Hehehe*

...

"Okay child, it's time for Uncle Marcus to take a break, I need my beauty sleep."

"Beauty sleep?"

"You callin me ugly kid?"

"...no."

"That's what I thought."

...

Okay so there's that! Again, I'm doing this because the idea wouldn't leave and that it was fun writi-er-typing it. If this stories adequate enough for more than uh...just say so I guess. But if it doesn't, I'll probably update anyway. So anyways leave a review/favorite/follow and we'll see what happens next.

Also, sorry about the censors, turns out Torgues shareholders thought it be funny to add censors onto this, but don't worry, I'll deal with them!

Peace!