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How Heero and I would kill Relena.





Heero:Hello ladies and gentlemen, today we will be showing a presentation of how me and my friend Heero 195 would kill the ugly ho known as Relena Peacecraft *Lightning Strikes*

Heero 195:Ok, the presentation starts in 5...4...3...2...1...ACTION!!!!!

The presentation starts which is a very corny ,homemade movie that is in black and white.

The movie shows Heero walking up to Relena.

Relena:Hi Heero!!!!!!

Heero:Hi Bitch.

Heero gets a dynamite stick and gives it to Relena.

Heero:Hold it for me please.

Relena,since she is so retarded,falls for Heero's plan and keeps the dynamite in her hand.

Heero:This should be interesting.

4 seconds later:BBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Audience starts laughing.

Heero 195:Now it is my turn.......

The movie shows Heero 195 walking up to Relena and handing her a gun.

Heero 195:Relena, do you want to play a game????

Relena:Yeah

Heero 195:OK,I am going to borrow that gun from you and shoot you in the face.

Relena:Ok


Relena gives Heero 195 the gun and Heero 195 shoots Relena and she falls down dead.

Suddenly, the door to the theatre opens and a very angry Relena steps in.

Relena:Heero what are you doing?????

Heero:Oh No!!! It's the witch!!!!!!!!!!

Heero 195:I am sorry but due to very violent circumstances, we will turn the camera around so you viewers will only hear,but not see the bloodshed that is about to occur.
A/N:Yes the presentation is being aired on national television.

Gunshots and screams were heard, Soon followed by a loud *THUMP* of a body falling to the floor.

Heero 195(Back on TV):Yes I know that you viewers are wondering what happened so I will tell you that Relena Peacecraft is dead for REAL.

Upon hearing this, the entire world went to party.

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Well that does it for another lame fic by me but i hope you enjoyed it!!! Oh, and please don't be mean and leave a review!!!!