The Andromeda Files.
Summary: Discover the Black family and their twisted lives from Andromeda's point of view.
This is all Bella's Fault.
No, let me rephrase that. All of this is Bella's AND Sirius' fault. Don't know what I'm on about do you? We'' let's just say that I accidently happened to find out about Bella and Sirius, then, thanks to their big mouths , I had to explain why on earth I was talking to a certain muggleborn ( only my parents didn't say that. They said mudblood) guy by the Name of Ted Tonks and, after my very reasonable explanation, which I had to tell a little white lie, I get called a blood traitor. Tell me about it! Ok, ok, I mean you can't fall in love with, (I'm such a hypocrite! Wait until Bella gets wind of this) but, I mean, at least I'm not committing incest. INCEST! Isn't that against the law or something? Apparently not according to my all-knowing, all-powerful buffoon of my father. I'm babbling aren't I? I have the tendency to do that. Let me just tell you the story to save us both time and breath because I can go on and on and... Note to self: STOP! Sorry, well, here goes nothing...
It all began at Sirius' and Bella's leaving party. They had both passed their N.E.W.T's with flying colour (my dad said that Bella had gotten the brains from him. Please, he hasn't got two dead brain cells to rub together!) So he and my equally idiotic uncle decided to honour the occasion. The decorations clashed, let me tell you. Sirius' red and gold with Bella's silver and green was a fashion disaster. Sirius', like yours truly, was placed in Gryffindor "were the brave at heart dwell" and Bella, older than me by a year like Sirius, like everyone else in the family, was placed in Slytherin. But anyways, Sirius and Bella had been close before the houses separated them and now had grown to hate each other. Me and Regulus, on the other hand, got along just fine, even if we weren't in the same house. Sirius would always call Bella a hooker but it didn't bother her. I mean, she isn't one. She doesn't get paid for it; otherwise she'd be filthy rich. She just likes it, she told me anyways. Sirius, Bella said, was an incompetent imbecile who couldn't satisfy himself, let alone other people. But according to the flocks of girls I've had a private chat with, my cousin is very well endowed and excellent in that faculty. How'd of thought that Bella would be one of those girls in the end. More of that later. Back to the party, Father had invited everyone to my grandfather's house, Grimmauld Place, where my uncle, Sirius and regulus' dad, currently resided. The house was splendid but packed. Family and friends filled in by the minute, but of course me and regulus went on a manhunt. I remembered Narcissa, my younger sister, making her way outside with a boy in Sirius' year, by the name of Lucius Malfoy and Then Bella and Sirius disappeared. Talk about disappearing act.
"Where are they" Regulus, Sirius' handsome younger brother, who also happened to be my cousin, said. We'd looked all over the ground floor, garden and even the shed, but there was still no sign of them. I pulled his hand and said "let's go check upstairs" squeezing my way through the crowd who, by the way, getting extremely drunk and in some cases, making out. Yeah, making out! Ew, gross! After finally making our way through what felt like a mosh pit and up the stairs, we continued our manhunt. We checked every room, finding nothing but beds and furniture. Our final destination was Sirius' room. I opened the door and just as I was about to enter, I saw something that I would never forget (and what also got me into this mess anyways).
"Holy Crap!" Regulus yelled as he saw what I hoped I was dreaming. My throat became dry and I couldn't believe my eyes because... Shock! Horror!
Bellatrix and Sirius Black were together in bed.
A/N: Well, what did you think? Next chapter should be up soon! Please r&r!
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