EGGSCRUTIATING
Challenge of the week: Use a pun. Early morning in the bunker; Sam's hungry and Dean's in one of those moods …
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"Sam, what d'you want for breakfast?"
"Omelette with toast, thanks Dean."
"Eggsellent idea, I'll get cracking."
*sigh*
"Want hen-ny cheese in it?"
"Dean, it's too early …"
"Aww, poor Sammy can't take a yolk."
"Wish you'd take a hike."
"Tut, tut, Sam, you need to lighten up a bit, come out of your shell."
*groan*
"egg-scuse me?"
"Dean, make the coffee."
"Jeez, you're in a fowl mood."
"I want my coffee."
"In the pot – ova there."
"Ugh, right. Thanks."
"Hey, Sam, d'y want two eggs in your omelette?"
"No thanks Dean, one will be un oeuf".
"Huh! Think you're smart, Bitch?"
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