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Chapter 1version 1.0

"Thanks for joining us, I'm your host, time traveling Mark Saotome from the year 2023. Today are guest is Chibi-Ranma Saotome, age 6, Ranma Saotome, age 16, and Ranma Saotome, age 26. Give them a hand," as Mark says this, he waits for a second before noticing something. "Oh, that's right. We don't have a studio audience."

In the mean time, a child , a teenager, and an adult all come out from the back stage area. Once they are seated, the guide faces them.

"Welcome, how are you all today?"

"I'm great!" Chibi-Ranma said. "I've been training with my father and it's been real fun!"

"Fun? Ha!" Teenage Ranma said with a grunt. "Just wait. I'd say you only have three days tops before he tosses you in a pit of cats."

"What are you saying? My father loves me!"

"The old man loves something and it ain't you."

"Sorry kid, but the rude teenager is correct," Adult Ranma commented. "I know it's tuff to hear this, but your father isn't the best person, but if you can avoid the Neko-Kun training, everything else he does will be worth it."

"Oh yeah! Everything he says. What about Jusenkyo?" teenage Ranma retorted.

"That? Oh it turned out to be great too."

"Excuse me?" Mark interrupted.

"Sorry," all three Ranma's sang.

"Now, I'll skip asking the rest of you how your doing and move on to the hard hitting questions. Ranma, starting the with the youngest and moving to the oldest, tell me what you've been doing lately... and no interrupting each other."

"Yes sir," the three Ranma's once again spoke in unity.

"Father and I have just left mother on a training journey. We're going to see the world... of course, I hope there isn't much fighting involved..." Adult Ranma slaps his head.

"I almost forgot..." then he stopped. "Mark, you mind if I tell the kid something?"

"Um, sure since you asked politely."

"Ranma, when your dad makes you do the Neko-Kun, just go along with it. It might seem a little scary, but it's not... It's real fun..."

"What'd you mean fun!" teenage Ranma yelled as his mouth was covered.

"Do you want to end up a momma's boy?" Adult Ranma whispered into teenage Ranma's ear.

"What do you mean?"

"I mean do you remember the time before you left your mother?"

"Kind of... Oh, that's odd," teenage Ranma stated as he remembered how wimpy he was.

"Well, I was able to figure out that the Neko-Kun helped us break out of the shell. Besides, in about four years you'll discover a way to control your fear of the four legged hairy monsters... cats," teenage Ranma jumped as Adult Ranma said this.

"Ok, you made your point."

"So, Ranma, anything else going on?"

"Nope. It has been very slow lately."

"Ok, next."

"Let's see," teenage Ranma started. "I've been engaged to about thirty different women, I'm being challenged by every idiot with Martial Arts knowledge, and I'm living in the House of Weird."

"Wow, is there anything else you'd like to add?"

"Nah, can't say I want to."

"Then on to the last person."

"Thanks Mark," Adult Ranma calmly stated. "As I told Ranma, got over the Neko-Kun, and I'm currently dating a few different women and men."

"Wait a minute!" teenage Ranma interrupted.

"Hey, Mark said no interrupting."

"I'm sorry, but did you say your dating men?"

"Yeah, when turned twenty-two, I started noticing my girl side was reacting odd to certain guys. After talking to a few other women, I figured it out. After two more years, I fell head over heals for this gorgeous hunk. Of course, he just broke my heart..."

"I hate myself..."

"Sounds like you've really changed during your adulthood," Mark said calmly.

"Yeah, I mean ,after I found out my curse was permanent after I turned twenty, I tried to live with it. Soon, I discovered I really was both a man and a woman when the feelings became so different. I was in a lot of pain when I tried to deny my feminine half. Once I accepted it, my whole life became like a bed of roses."

"I think I'm gonna be sick," teenage Ranma said as his face seemed to actually be turning a shade of green.

"Trust me, once you've accepted your female side and start treating it right, you'll understand what I'm talking about. And don't worry about mother. Seems she swings both ways too even with out a curse."

"What?"

"Hey guys, we've got a kid here. No adult talk," Mark nervously said.

"I'm not a kid! I'm just a very young adult," Chibi-Ranma replied. This caused the other two Ranma's to slap their foreheads and groan.

"We'll be right back after this commercial break." The band began to play the music and the screen faded to black.

(Chapter 1 is done. I want to add a bit more 'adult' conversations to this, but I'm not certain if I should. I don't want to offend anyone, so for now, I'm leaving this as is. Let me know by review or by email [ ]

Thanks again for reading [ideas on how to improve this story would be great!])