"If I don't put a disclaimer at the beginning each chapter, will you die?"
"It would be extremely painful"
"You're a big company."
"For you."
[I own nothing.]
Tonight like every other night, I was having a civil and intelligent conversation on the politically incorrect board of 4chan.
'Nig-'
"God, I'm so fucking funny..." I murmured to myself while chuckling.
I kept shitposting and calling people racial slurs according to their countries flag until the thread I was on died, seeing as there was only uninteresting shit I started playing the guitar to pass the time, there was heavy rain falling outside, some lightning could be seen from the gaps between the closed curtains.
I put my headphones on and started playing the guitar to pass the time.
After a few minutes, a thundering sound reverberated in my apartment and the lights suddenly went out.
SPLATT
"For fucks sake, are you fucking kidding me?" I said in frustration to no one.
My apartment was now in complete darkness.
I took my phone out of my pocket and turned the flashlight on.
I started to approach the window with the guitar still hanging from my neck and my phone in my hand.
The last thing I could see when I parted the window's curtains was something bright and extremely hot coming straight at me.
I woke up but what I saw wasn't the white roof with the antiseptic smell that I was expecting but pure and disgusting insanity.
Everywhere I looked there was gore, meat and other things that bleed, puked or were simply screeching.
"What..." I exclaimed not believing what my eyes were showing me.
As I was looking around I heard the most guttural and heavy screech I had ever heard in my whole life.
I held my ears trying to cover them as hard as I could but I could feel them beginning to bleed.
The pain I felt was immense and I couldn't hold my voice from screaming out.
My screams seemed to have attracted several creatures, they seemed to be changing every second that passed, in their hands something that looked similar to a medieval signal horn but made of disgusting flesh.
Suddenly the creatures parted and made way for something else, the only thing able to be seen was a vibration in the air similar to the distortion that appears when there is a heat wave, accompanied by it was a beautiful and terrifying symphony.
"͡҉́w̴̛͘͜h͢͟͡a̕͢͡͠t̸͜͡ ̛́̕͡à̵̶͢h̵̨͘ ̵h͏̷̨̛͜ǹ̛͜͏҉a̷̢͘̕͟h͟͞͞ ̵̛̕͘͜ļ̴̢͟į̵̸͢ķ̴̸̕͟e͝͏ ̸͘͘͝f̷̧̛͢͞a̶̡ḩ͜f̴̶̵͢͠ ̵á͝ḩ̶̵̸ ̸͜g̀͏͏̷̴é̛͝b҉̶͞͏?̕͟͠"̕͜͜
The distortion surrounded me and somehow seemed to speak to me, but those words were so heavy and maddening that I could barely understand them, I started hitting my head against the floor made of hard flesh in the hope it would stop the sounds.
"̵̨̀͘͝ỳ̶͢͝o̢͘̕ų̨҉ ͘͢͡a̛͡h̀͠͏̶̧ ̵͜͞͠͝a͏̸̕h̛͢ò͞ŕ̢̀̕r̵͝͠'̨̕͢͜é̷̕͢o͞g̴̛͘͘ ̴a҉̵̕͡r̶̢ę̛ń̷̕͏̕'̴̢̛͘͠t̶̡̧͟ ̷̵̨ỳ̀͘̕m̶̷̢̡ǵ̶͟͢͝'̵͟͝?̴̧̡͠҉"̧̨͟͞͝
"STOP! STOP! STOP!" I screamed at the distortion to stop "speaking".
"͜͝͡y̶̶̵̡͝o͡u̸ ̀̕͜͜͜ḿ̸̕g̀ȩ͘p͘͜͟҉ ̶͡p̴̢̀ò͝t̶̡e̢͏ń̸t͜҉̧ìa̴̸͝҉l̀҉҉͠ ̵̀͜l̕͢͞'̸̛͘ ̸҉͘͟͟a̴҉͘ḩ͜ ̶̶̀̀n̨͜͜͜i̵̧̛͘͡l̕g͝͏̴́h̶̶̛͘͡'͡͞r̀̕͘͝i̧͡n̷̡̡͟͢ą͘h̸͢ ̵͜o̡t̶̢͞ ́c͏̷̵o̴̷u̧̡͘͢r̸̸͟͟͠t̢͟͠,́̕҉ ͘͢͡m͢͜g̷̸a҉͝҉̀͟h̵̛́̀'̴̡̀͠è̢h̷̵́͠y̛̛͟͞ę̶̵͟ ̵͟y̵͜҉a̸̴̕͞͞ ̷́y̕͏m̷̸̡̨͠g҉̨̕'͞͠͠ ̢̛̀͘͘h̵́͡a͜͡f̸̢̡͘͞h̡͝͏ ̶̧̢̧͠l͏̶̷͘͞i҉̵̢t̀́͏́t҉̴̵l̀͡e̷̕̕͠͞.͡҉͘ ̴"̶̧̢͞
The distortion came close to me and started to slowly flow inside of my chest and coming out my back.
A scream erupted from my mouth as I felt pain similar to a hot rod of iron getting inserted in my chest and travel to my spine only to then spread all across my body.
"̨̀́s̷͟͟ę̵̀e̴͘ ̵͝͏̡͠y͜͠m̷̶̀͢͡g͏̨͟'̸̀͡͠ ̷͠s̴̶͠o҉̨͘o̶̵̢͢͡ņ̷͢͠͝.̴҉̷́ ͏̸͝"͞
And with those final "words" I felt my brain collapse.
Let's pretend that's how lightning works and that I know anything about music, okay?
Okay.
