It was a normal day in the Smash universe. Link was making out with Zelda in the courtyard, Mario was fisting Peach, and Megaman was shoving his microsd penis into his pet mechanical dog.
Villager was walking around talking in the sweet scent of the forest. Noticing that there was insufficient number of trees in the forest, he began using his down-b to plant some more. Happy with his results, he travelled back to his quaint residence in the Smash hotel to gather some food for a picnic. He also snuck in a bowling ball for saftey measures.
Villager began his trek back to his newly built forest. As he left the hotel he was met with Rosalina shoving Luma up her vagina. Watching this made Villager's tiny penis become erect. Blushing, he ran to his secluded forest so that no one would notice, especially Donkey Kong because gorilla sex is violent and it scared Villager.
As he reached the secluded forest, he set down his picnic basket and sat down. He looked towards his grown erection and wondered if he should eat first or deal with it. As he was pondering this decision, he didn't notice Mr. Game & Watch creep up behind him.
Mr Game & Watch tapped Villager on the shoulder. Villager jumped up and turned around surprised grabbing his bowling ball on the way. He dropped the bowling ball on Mr Game & Watch.
"Oh, my!" exclaimed Villager. "I am so sorry!"
But Mr Game and Watch didn't hear him as he grew furious. He started to begin his final 's eyes grew wide and he shivered in fright. Suddenly, Mr Game & Watch exploded into an octopus. Villager tried to run away but Mr Game & Watch immediately picked him up.
"P-please! I didn't mean to!"
But Mr Game & Watch didn't care. He ripped off Villager's clothes and began to shove as many tentacles as he could into all of Villager's orifices. Villager cried out but it had no affect on Mr Game & Watch.
30%... 70%... 120%... 150%... 175%
After a few seconds, Mr Game & Watch's final smash was over and he went back to his original state. He said nothing as Villager fell to the floor and walked away.
Villager sighed.
I guess gorilla sex would've hurt less than that, he thought.
"FALCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOON PUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!"
Captian Falcon burst from the bushes and landed the last hit onto Villager sending him into the sky.
