Disclaimer: I do not own ANYTHING to do with Darkstalkers. If I did, I would have made a true Darkstalkers Anime series to go with the "Night Warriors: Darkstalkers' Revenge". What? You haven't seen it? Go get a copy!

Author Note: This is NOT your typical Darkstalkers fanfiction. For starters, the "real world" is the world in which Darkstalkers is a video game. Some of the events in the "Darkstalker Universe" may be from the games and the anime, but the rest was designed and created by me.


Episode 1: The Meeting

Two people are playing "Darkstalkers 3" on a large TV in a small living room. The room is filled with the sounds of fighting as the two characters wage total war on each other. The two gamers have picked Jedah to battle against Felicia and the Felicia user is up one to nothing in a best of three match. The Jedah user has pinned down Felicia in the far left corner of the screen and is moving in for the kill after being on the receiving end of multiple combos by the Felicia user.

"I'm gonna beat you this time!" yells out a young man. He whips away some sweat from his forehead before returning to mashing the buttons on a wireless Playstation 2 controller. "Your little cat woman is no match for "Jedah, the Demon King"!"

The player controlled Jedah jumps into the air and swings his super-sized scythe at a defending Felicia. The player does not realize that his opponent has just quickly pressed a series of buttons on his controller to activate Felicia's "Please Help Me" to counter the scythe attack.

Unable to block Felicia's kick, the Jedah user is forced to watch a small group of five other cat women appear and pound the hell out of Jedah's energy bar at the top of the television screen. The stunned Jedah rises to his feet and is met with Felicia's "Delta-Kick". This final attack seals her victory. Once Jedah's body stops moving, Felicia sits on the ground and nyans happily at her victory over the "Demon King".

"How many times to I have to tell you Jeff?" starts another voice. A large six-foot, two brown haired male stands up from a chair on the opposite side of the room and sets his controller down. "I can't be defeated using Felicia in ANY Darkstalker game!"

The defeated player leans over to shut off the PS2 and watches the system power down. "I have to admit Joe, you have gotten better at playing these 2-D fighters." He places the two wireless controllers on top of the prone gaming system before finishing his comment. "I can still remember how every time you played a fighting game you used to mash the buttons to win instead of using combos. Now you combo the hell out of everyone!"

"Yea well, I think we better get going." Joe states as he grabs his blue backpack and swings it over his right shoulder.

His navy blue short sleeve shirt is unbuttoned allowing a white V-neck tee shirt to show through. Joe reaches into the left pocket of his black jeans and pulls out a set of silver keys to lock the door to his room. As he removes the key, his younger brother Jeff is waiting for him at the back door.

"Come on Joe!" Jeff calls out to his brother. "I'm not going to be late for class because you had to get your video game fix at six in the morning!"

He looks at his left wrist that has a Pittsburgh Steelers watch on it. The time is fifteen minutes to eight as Joe jumps down the flight of stairs and runs out the back door to the car he barrowed from his parents for the day. Joe takes his position in the driver's seat and tosses his bag onto the backseat. The car roars to life as Jeff seats himself in the passenger seat. The vehicle travels down the road as the two brothers begin a new day.

(The "Darkstalkers' World")

Meanwhile, Felicia was lying under the covers of her bed and looking up at the ceiling of her room at "Felicity House". She closes her eyes and began to reminisce about the last few months of her life.

It has been three months since the supposed destruction of Jedah's evil plans. Even though the world witnessed the struggles of the Darkstalkers, there were still some groups of humans determined to exterminate all Darkstalkers good or evil. Many of her friends have vanished from the sight of humans and haven't spoken to her since Jedah's defeat. The other cat women who have fought alongside Felicia have decided to live with her at "Felicity House" once the peace was restored.

After the quick flashback, Felicia pulled the blankets off of her and stretched out her body. In order to keep the house going, Felicia kept her sister outfit folded in a small dresser so that she could venture into the local town, buy supplies, and talk with the children. Just as Felicia began to make her bed, a tall cat woman with a large ponytail enters her room with a worried look on her face.

"What's wrong Grace?" Felicia asks the eldest of the cat women.

"That witch Morrigan is here and wants to speak with you about something." answers Grace in a low but angry tone. "I still don't trust her."

Felicia lets out a small laugh at Grace's comment. "Just because she beat me in a fight doesn't mean you have to hate her Grace." She sets her pillow down on the bed as Grace walks over to her.

"She wanted to absorb your life-force Felicia." States Grace in a serious tone. "How the hell can you be so forgiving to someone who could have killed you?"

Felicia looks up at the ceiling searching for an answer then looks at Grace. "I guess that's the way I am." Felicia says with a smile as a large sweat drop runs down the back of Grace's head. She leaves the room to go welcome Morrigan. Minutes later the front door to Felicia's house opens and a cheerful Felicia greets a stunned Morrigan.

"Someone's feeling rather happy…or is it ditzy?" questions the aqua haired Succubus. She continues to stand outside the doorway as if something is holding her back. Felicia notices that Morrigan hasn't entered and becomes worried.

"Morrigan is something wrong?" purrs the concerned cat woman. "Is it about Demitri?" Morrigan shakes her head to disagree and removes some of Felicia's concern. "Then what is it?"

Morrigan looks up at the sky above Felicia's house searching for something. Felicia walks outside and copies Morrigan by staring at the clear blue sky. A large crow flies over them and prepares to leave its "mark" when Morrigan blows the animal into oblivion with her "Soul Fist". Felicia frowns while the charred remains of the crow smashes into the ground, turning into a small pile of ash.

"Morrigan, if you're here to start trouble…" sighs Felicia. "…I'm going to ask you to leave."

"The reason for my visit wasn't to remember about the past." Morrigan states as she throws her hair behind her. "I'm here to relay a warning from Demon World."

Felicia scratches her head in confusion. "What kind of "warning"?" She shrugs her bare shoulders at Morrigan's statement and yawns loudly. "If there was any danger, I would have smelled a change in the air or something. Besides, I'm not the inexperienced fighter you fought against before Jedah's arrival."

"Will you listen for a change?" screams Morrigan. Her loud voice rings through Felicia's ears, who covers them in fear and tries to recover. Morrigan calms down to finish her reason for being here. "There is a strange aura forming in the sky above your house. It is nothing we have seen since Jedah was defeated."

Felicia's eyes begin to enlarge at the sound of Jedah's name. "You don't think he could be coming back already, do you Morrigan?" Her fears about fighting so soon after the Jedah incident raise a silent alarm in her heart. "Pyron is returning, is that it?"

"No, this energy is different from both Pyron and Jedah." Felicia sighs a breath of relief as Morrigan answers her questions. "But, just make sure you keep your distance from any strangers that don't seem natural."

Felicia's ears begin to sag at Morrigan's motherly advice. "I'm not a child Morrigan…" A small vein at the back of Felicia's head began to bulge. "…I can tell who is lying and who isn't."

"Well just make sure you don't put too much trust in someone you don't know." With that said Morrigan jumped into the air and converted her causal clothes into her loosely fitted succubus outfit. She flew up into the air and using her key, Morrigan opened the gate to the upper Demon World and left the Earth.

Felicia began to think about Morrigan's warning about the strange energy surrounding her house. She looked up into the air and saw only a few clouds passing by. The wind blew Felicia's hair around playfully as a small cat girl runs up to her. The young cat girl is not noticed by Felicia and decides to pull on her tail hard.

"Nyan! Felicia, is it time to eat?" questions the tiny cat girl.

Felicia places her large paw on the girl's head and laughs. "Ok Pico, I'll go get breakfast started. You go set the table and call the others." She watches the little cat girl run back inside the house as the wind begins to kick up.

Now I can smell something coming… Felicia says to herself as she walks back inside the house. But, is it a change for the good? Or is there something else?

(The 'real world")

"Achoo!" Joe sneezes onto his laptop. His keyboard and screen is now covered in a light film of body fluids. He pulls out a handkerchief and tries in vain to wipe his computer clean. "Dammit, I guess I'll have to clean the whole thing after work."

(End of Episode 1)


Trailer for the next episode…

Joe: Hi there! My name's Joe and I'm supposed to be sleeping in my own bed right now...What did you just say?

Felicia: You heard me…I said you're in "Felicity House". Is something the matter?

Joe: This can't be true… it has got to be some sort of dream…or is this all some sort of trick Jeff planned cause I owned him in the game? I'll kick his ass…if I ever find a way home that is.

Next time on Darkstalkers: A Chaotic LifeEpisode 2: Joe's Arrival

Joe: Where the hell am I?


Author Note: That's it for this Chapter/Episode. R&R and maybe I can get the motivation to write faster.