Goodbye, Brian (rewrite)
(based mostly on "Goodbye, Brian My Love")
Originally written by Villains' Bad Girl
Edited by LDEJRuff
Editor's Note:This is based on a now-abandoned idea by Brian4Life, who blocked the original author, Villains' Bad Girl, who refused to take down "My Sacrifie". Anyway, this is part one of three of a complete reboot that Brian4Life had abandoned all hope for. The plot of this fanfic is mostly based on that of Villains' Bad Girl's fanfic, "Goodbye, Brian My Love", but Brian4Life wanted her to reinstate one thing from FG1206 - "Life of Brian" and change a few things. Anyway, I hope you like this reboot idea.
Chapter 1 - Time with Brian
Chapter written by Villains' Bad Girl
and edited by LDEJRuff
Barbara sighed as she watched the puppies run through the kitchen. They were growing up so fast. They were only six months old, but they were already acting like 10 year old human children. She gasped as the puppies tossed a ball around the house.
"Kids, if you're going to do that, take it outside!" she said.
"Okay, Mom", Ollie said as he, Marcus, Briana and Jenny went out to the backyard.
"Mom, where's Dad and Stewie?" Briana asked.
"Somewhere", Barbara answered. "You go play, I'll go get them."
She got up and walked up to Stewie's room. The two of them had been spending a lot of time together, doing a lot of time travel and whatnot. Barbara opened the door and covered her eyes as Stewie's time machine gave a flash of light. Brian and Stewie walked out carrying a load of guns.
"Guys, what the hell have you been doing?" Barbara asked. "What is all this?"
"You wouldn't believe what we just went through", Brian said. "Stewie here thought it was a good idea to give native Americans guns. So what are you going to do with all those guns?"
"I don't know". Stewie answered. "Sell them to some ****** up kid?"
"Stewie!" Barbara gasped.
"So", he started. "You guys hungry? I could go for some lunch."
"Yeah, I guess so", she sighed rolling her eyes.
"Didn't you just eat like two hours ago?" Brian asked.
"Yeah, but I could use something to snack on."
The three of them went downstairs into the kitchen where the puppies were running around, tracking mud all over the floor. Marcus and Ollie tossed their ball back and forth across the room.
"Kids, what did I say?" Barbara said.
"Okay, okay, we're going", Marcus said as he and Ollie went outside.
"Hey, Dad", Briana said taking a seat next to Brian.
"Hey, kiddo", Brian smiled.
"Dad, I was wondering, if you're not too busy, that we could maybe go shopping later?"
He looked at Briana surprised and looked at Barbara who was fixing Stewie lunch. He hadn't spent that much time with the girls in weeks. They were going through that stage where they wanted their own privacy.
"Why don't you ask your mom?" he mumbled nervously.
"Honey, don't you think you should spend some quality time with your daughter?" Barbara said. "At least she's willing to."
"Yeah", he said. "Okay. After lunch we'll go out."
"Thanks, Dad!" Briana said as she hugged him.
Barbara fixed them all lunch. They sat down and watched as Barbara sniffed at her ham sandwich. She loved those kind of sandwiches, but for some reason, she looked unsatisfied. She got up and got some cheese, mayonnaise and mustard to put on her sandwich.
"Mustard?" Brian said. "Mayonnaise? I thought you hated that stuff?"
"I do", she said. "I'm just real hungry."
Brian just shook his head thinking how weird Barbara was acting today.
"Okay, I'm done!" Briana said. "Come on, Dad. Let's go!"
She pulled Brian's hand and pulled him out the door. Barbara smiled and took a seat next to Stewie.
"Well, you're eating an awful lot lately", he said.
"Yeah, so?"
"Are you sure it's all just for you?" he asked.
"What?" she asked.
Stewie giggled knowing what was going on with Barbara.
Editor's note: Yeah, I know that Stewie's line in response to Brian's question has changed, based on the DVD version of the episode. I'm just glad that they changed the word from the F-word to "messed" in the televised version.
