At an abandoned house; Broodwing was sitting on a front porch.
"This sucks, I haven't had a single customer in 5 hours. There must be something up about it." said Broodwing.
Suddenly; a newspaper hit his glass dome.
"OH COME ON!" Shouted Broodwing.
He saw the paper and grabbed it before reading the front page.
"Mayor Kronk to unveil new high security prison." said Broodwing.
He became mad and tossed the newspaper away before walking into the house.
"That no good idiotic mayor, if he unveils the new prison, I'll have very little people to make bargains with." said Broodwing.
Broodwing then took out a blaster and blasted his TV.
"That mayor is such an idiot, I'm amazed that people even voted for him." said Broodwing.
Outside the building; Max was skateboarding on by, but overheard Broodwing talking to himself.
"Hmm?" said Max.
He snuck over quietly to the building and peaked into the house and saw Broodwing ranting.
"That mayor has got to go, this I swear." said Broodwing.
He then smiled.
"And I know what to do." He said.
He pulled out a sniper rifle blaster.
"He'll regret the day he was born." said Broodwing.
Max became shocked and put his head down from the window.
"He's going to kill Mayor Kronk." Max said quietly.
He tripped and Broodwing heard this.
"Must be my cat." he said.
Later at the mansion; Max was putting his Gosei Weapon Summoner and belt on and talking to Sonic.
"So Broodwing plans on killing the mayor?" said Sonic.
"Yep." said Max.
"You're going to City Hall to offer protection to Kronk." said Sonic.
Max nodded.
"And you expect me to take care of your nine month pregnant wife?" said Sonic, "Why can't you do that on your own?"
"WHERE ARE MY GODDAMN PIZZA ROLES?!" Roxanne yelled from another room in the mansion.
"That answer your question?" said Max.
Sonic realized Max was right.
"I see your point." He said.
"Okay, any day now, she'll give birth to the three kids." said Max.
Sonic groaned.
"She's ten days late. If I had a funeral, I'd expect myself to be there on time." said Sonic.
Max nodded.
"I know." He said and sighed. "I just hope one of my kids does not eat a lot."
Sonic laughed.
"Relax, I'm sure you won't have to worry about it." said Sonic, "You'd expect something like that from Owen and Shaggy's kids if they were to have any."
Max chuckled.
"Yeah, guess so." said Max.
He then left the mansion.
"PIZZA ROLES, NOW!" Roxanne yelled.
"Oh boy." said Sonic.
Later; Roxanne who was now nine months pregnant was sitting on the living room couch as Sonic was carrying a huge bowl of pizza pockets and set them down on the coffee table.
"There we go, pizza pockets, just like you wanted." said Sonic.
Roxanne was mad.
"IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME!" yelled Roxanne.
"Sheesh, this must be why no one wants to watch over a pregnant woman." said Sonic.
"I heard that." said Roxanne.
Sonic walked into the kitchen where Mordecai and Rigby were arm wrestling.
"I've got to get those kids out of her." said Sonic.
He sees G who is mad and Sonic is confused.
"What's with you?" He asked.
"Bite me Blue Rat. Roxanne kept me at my mall and ate all the food at the food court." said G. "All of them. She even ate the Robo Apes."
"She's late." said Sonic.
"That's your problem at this point." said G.
He walked off.
Sonic turned to Mordecai and Rigby.
Mordecai managed to push Rigby's arm on the table.
"You guys got to help me get Roxanne into labor." said Sonic, "This nightmare will end once she has her kids."
The Bird is mad.
"No." He said.
"Come on, I'm not asking for much, just to get this nightmare over with so that we won't have to be kept up all night." said Sonic, "I got an F on my Trigonometry test cause I was very tired."
"Not my problem." said Rigby.
"She ate Eileen yesterday." said Sonic.
The raccoon became mad.
"WHAT!? Okay, now we've got to get Roxanne to break her water." said Rigby.
"I'm not helping and that dog is not my problem. I'm not helping even if I am in this plot B." said the Bird. "So FIND SOMEONE ELSE NOW!"
Sonic went to the fridge and pulled out a bottle of Tobasco hot sauce.
Rigby saw the bottle.
"Dude, nothing like that." said Rigby.
"What, I heard from the TV show Friends that spicy food can make a pregnant woman go into labor." said Sonic.
"But don't use hot sauce like that." said Rigby.
He then pulled out a huge bottle of hot sauce that said 'MEGA VOLCANIC F'ING HOT SAUCE!'.
"Give her some strong stuff." said Rigby.
Sonic smiled.
"That's what I'm talking about." said Sonic.
The two left the kitchen and snuck into the living room.
Sonic grabbed a glass of root beer that was on the table and Rigby poured a little hot sauce in the glass before the hedgehog placed it back on the coffee table.
The two snuck out of the living room and Roxanne drank her tainted root beer.
She was mad.
"Unbelieveable, ten days late, I need to get these kids out fast, hopefully my water will break this minute." said Roxanne.
She then groaned in pain.
"What luck, my water just broke." said Roxanne.
Sonic and Rigby fist bumped each other.
"About time. Now lets get her to the hospital." said Sonic.
"Good call." said Rigby.
They approached Roxanne.
"Oh my god, what happened?" Sonic said acting innocent.
"My water broke." said Roxanne.
"Okay, let's get you up, and to the hospital." said Rigby.
Sonic helped Roxanne up to her feet.
However Roxanne is mad
"Took you long enough." said Roxanne.
"Hey, we're doing everything we can." said Rigby.
"THEN GET THAT BLUE BIRD FRIEND OF YOURS!" Shouted Roxanne.
Sonic walked off and returned pushing Mordecai and the chair.
"Hey, I told you not to get me involved." said Mordecai.
"To late for that." said Sonic.
Mordecai however growled at Sonic and Sonic ran away from him fast.
Later; the four were going down the road as Rigby was driving the Mystery Machine and Sonic and Mordecai were tending to Roxanne who was breathing heavily.
"Everything's going to be okay." said Mordecai.
"We'll be there as soon as we can." said Sonic.
Suddenly Rigby stopped the van.
The others became confused.
"Wait, why are we stopping?" said Sonic.
The three saw that Rigby stopped in front of a McDonalds drive thru menu.
"Yeah, I'll take a ten pack of McNuggets, a large Coca Cola, large fries." said Rigby.
Sonic groaned.
"For the love of god Rigby, Roxanne's having three kids which might have become four after eating Eileen." said Sonic.
"Oh right." Rigby said before turning back to the menu, "And three happy meals, and hopefully an incredibly hot cup of coffee."
Roxanne, Sonic, and Mordecai face palmed themselves.
"Well, might as well get a large shamrock shake." said Sonic.
"I could go for a Cheese Burger as well." said The Blue Bird
"You get all that?" said Rigby.
Sonic chuckled.
"This is like those Vacation films, only we're in a van from the sixties and I'm not Chevy Chase." said Sonic, "I did slip something in G's coffee this morning since he hates those movies. Even the one that had Ed Helms of Hangover fame in it."
With G; he was sitting on a toilet, trying to take a dump.
"Hopefully this won't be like the Elvis Presley incident." said G.
A loud farting sound was heard and G screamed very loudly before dying on the toilet.
Back in the van; Sonic chuckled while drinking a McCafe shamrock shake.
"Oh well, there won't be any negative consequences." said Sonic, "Just lots of positive outcomes like in those teacher trial sketches from SNL."
Roxanne screamed.
"GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL NOW!" yelled Roxanne.
The guys groaned.
"Fine." said Rigby.
He drove the van off.
"I shouldn't have even gotten involved." said Mordecai.
