"If I ask you to be my girlfriend, will you say yes?"
"If I said no, will you be sad?"
"Maybe..."
"Then I'll say no."
"But why?"
"Because I've a bet with Albus stating that to win, I have to make sixth year miserable for you."
"If I ask you to be my wife, would you still reject me?"
"No, but you have to get me an engagement ring first."
"Wait for a moment."
"..."
*huff**huff*
"Where did you go?"
"To a jewellery shop."
"So, you forgot about about your family heirloom - you know, the emerald ring?"
"Oh yeah, I guess I did."
"You are an idiot."
"Can I be your idiot?"
"That depends..."
"Will you marry me?"
"What do I get first?"
"The Malfoy fortune - once you marry me, of course."
"No, no - what entertainment do I get out of this? I have no care for your money."
"Albus squirming while we be affectionate and whatnot? I'm glad you don't."
"Then, yes, I will marry you!"
"Great!"
"Oh, and Scorpius?"
"Hmm?"
"Prepared to meet the in-laws."
"Mr. Ronald Weasley is going to murder me!"
