"If I ask you to be my girlfriend, will you say yes?"

"If I said no, will you be sad?"

"Maybe..."

"Then I'll say no."

"But why?"

"Because I've a bet with Albus stating that to win, I have to make sixth year miserable for you."

"If I ask you to be my wife, would you still reject me?"

"No, but you have to get me an engagement ring first."

"Wait for a moment."

"..."

*huff**huff*

"Where did you go?"

"To a jewellery shop."

"So, you forgot about about your family heirloom - you know, the emerald ring?"

"Oh yeah, I guess I did."

"You are an idiot."

"Can I be your idiot?"

"That depends..."

"Will you marry me?"

"What do I get first?"

"The Malfoy fortune - once you marry me, of course."

"No, no - what entertainment do I get out of this? I have no care for your money."

"Albus squirming while we be affectionate and whatnot? I'm glad you don't."

"Then, yes, I will marry you!"

"Great!"

"Oh, and Scorpius?"

"Hmm?"

"Prepared to meet the in-laws."

"Mr. Ronald Weasley is going to murder me!"