A random day at shinra

By thesakuraclow

Disclaimer: I do not own final fantasy VII or anything this is just my idea and my class project

It was a normal day at ShinRa labs, Hojo and Lucrecia were in the process of finishing the lab reports for project S when Vincent Valentine came in with a picnic and a bottle of red wine.

"Hey there Lucrecia, you wanna join me for a picnic?" Vincent said embarrassed

"Sorry Vincent, I can't. I have to finish up this report. How about you meet me at the golden saucer this evening for dinner?" then Vincent nodded his head yes and left the room.

"Where are there?" Hojo said nervously

"They're coming Hojo." The Lucrecia went back to work.

Down in the ShinRa training room, Sephiroth was breathing heavily. His friends ' Genesis Rhapsodus, angeal Hewley and Angeal's puppy, zack fair were in pain from having ran from Kalm to Midgar.

"Sephiroth… could… we please stop…and relax for a bit, before we start sword …." Zack said falling to the floor and passing out.

"Hey anyone wanna help?" Genesis said walking up holding a can of whipping cream and chocolate syrup.

"Genesis what is your problem? You what Hollander says about those things??" angeal said

"Yo sephy wanna hand me that peanut butter?"

"And what are you planning? It's not another prank Hojo thinks is it?"

"Nope zack. Just hand that to me and I'll show you." First they removed his clothes Then Genesis took the peanut butter and spread it all over his body, and then he sprayed the whipping cream all over his face and hair and poured the chocolate syrup everywhere. Then Sephiroth, Genesis, and angeal left zack there and ran up to Hojo's lab.

While Zack was sleep tsung just happened to pass by. When he saw zack laying there in boxers coved in whipping cream, peanut butter and chocolate syrup. He had a random orgasm so bad you could see the boner in his pants.

" my god that's so hot and kinky and so much hotter than the Aeris Tifa yuri I was reading." The Reno came by with handcuffs and a book of sexual positions, he seemed to be excited about something. Just then cissnei came by. She seemed to be lusting for something like ecstacy or virile.

"Hey cissnei how are?"

"Fine it's just Reno is not being mature about anything and i have a headache that's intensifying"

"ah why don't you take the day off"

"thanks" then she walked away.

Back in the lab hojo had a vixen out and took it into a shinra meeting. Hey what are we learning today?" hojo said with an evil smile.

"hojo please sit down. Today were goanna learn about sex, abstinence, and boundaries. Now please sit down and listen, "then they listened for three hours.