Inspired by The Hole by TomSka, who to my knowledge is the person who first came up with The Hole. All rights are due to them. I also happen to not be Stan Lee, and therefore not the creator of the Doctor Strange series.

Doctor Strange because the Sanctum is crazy and literally anything could happen.

Wong just casually strolled into Stephen's bedroom, where, he was levitating above the floor looking relaxed, reading a book and drinking a mug of tea.

"Stephen, have you seen my copy of the greatest album of all time?" Wong asked.

"Dangerously in love?" Strange asked, turning a page.

"Yeah," Wong answered.

"Pretty sure it fell in the portal," Strange said.

"Which portal? OH MY GOD!" Wong looked down, seeing a huge blue glowing gaping hole in the middle of the room right under his feet. "How did that get there?"

"Well, I woke up this morning," Strange took a long and noisy sip of his tea, "and then there was a portal."

"Didn't you try closing it?" Wong was starting to freak out a bit.

"Yup."

"I'm guessing it didn't work?"

"Nah, my talisman fell in."

"Did you call the other Masters?"

"They fell in the portal." Strange seemed entirely unconcerned.

"God! How deep is that thing?" Wong exclaimed.

"Infinite and utterly dull." Strange answered monotonously.

"Where does it go?" Wong asked.

"Dunno." Strange said.

A large golden glove with a blue stone on one of the knuckles came through the portal. Strange casually summoned a gun and shot at the arm until it went back down through it.

"WHAT WAS THAT?" Wong screamed.

"Portal person." Strange shrugged.

"... What drugs are you on and where can I get some?"

"Silly man, you're already on drugs. I slipped some hallucinogen in your tea." Strange drank the rest of his tea, down to the very last drop, and then dropped his mug in the portal.

"THAT WAS MY FAVOURTITE MUG!" Wong screamed.

"Yeah. Now it's in the portal," Stephen said.

"... Is the portal real?"

"Yes."

"Then why aren't you worried?"

"About the portal?"

"Yeah."

"Honestly, I'm more worried about the door."

"What door?" Wong looked in all directions, finally finding a door on the ceiling. It suddenly opened, and a huge tentacle came through, snatching Stephen.

"That oNE!" Stephen said as he was harshly yanked through the portal.

Wong very slowly closed the door. "I don't need to bear witness to hentai."

And then he woke up in his bed.