BAMF

A/N: This is a prompt that I filled for Lauraluvscasey. If I get enough reviews telling me to continue I will make a second chapter of some Faberry sexy times. I hope you guys enjoy. READ/REVIEW. I love constructive criticism. That wasn't sarcasm. B.T. DUBBBBS.

Quinn POV

I am just that awesome. At least in my mind. Okay well let's get serious here, I am awesome. I don't take shit from any one. Hell I honestly don't give a shit about what people think about me. Yet here I am at the top of the social food chain. And honestly I'm enjoying the view. I enjoy the fact that I can have anyone I wanted. Anyone, with the few exceptions of some "people" who would find some of my "habits" questionable. So I like to smoke pot. And cigs. And drink. Okay so I like to get fucked up. But people can't complain when I get fucked up and still manages straight A's. Granted I basically did jack shit and aced the tests. But that doesn't matter. The point is Rachel Berry is a fucking prude. A hot prude. A sexy as fuck prude. But a prude none the less.

I sure do like to make a scene though. So I have decided to return to glee club. Although the only reason is because a certain sexy prude said she wanted me back. I will not pass up a chance to see her literally glow when I walk through that door. God I am such a sap. And since I'm returning I'm going to return with a BANG. And by that I mean I am going to sing a song that is literally going to get me kicked right back out. Yes I may be an asshole but it is all for the art form of good entertainment. And I am damn entertaining if I do say so myself. And for those of you who think I am full of myself… FUCK OFF. Anyway...

Back to the matter at hand. Me barely being able to contain this itch I have. Alright. I can barely contain the fact that Finn Hudson's face is a magnet for my fists. I think it's been what. Oh my god I lost track. Hold on…

"Hey Puck?" I know he is downstairs somewhere. Now I got to stand the fuck up and walk down there.

"Puck what the fuck are you doing down here?" Wow that is the most terrifying smirk I have ever seen.

"I did it Quinn. I learned the guitar for the song." Okay now my grin is wider than his and I am scaring myself.

"That's Fan Fucking Tastic but I have a question. How many times have my fist accidentally found Finn's face this week?" He actually looks like he is counting.

"Well I count seven, but I did here about a couple that I wasn't there to see so I have no idea."

"Thanks for nothing."

"Bitch."

"Cum-Dumpster."

Yea he never wins the name calling wars that is obviously my domain. Anyways it is not like I try to find reasons to punch Finn but he just makes it really easy and not all punch end at his face… Only because people ask questions when bruises are visible.

So here I am about to walk into the choir room to perform this song. God Mr. Shue is going to kill me. Attempt to kill me. Get close to killing me. Some sort of an attempt is going to be made on my life after this one. Because I literally walk in already letting my fingers fall on the cords of my guitar.

"Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, terd, and twat"

Okay so at this point Mr. Shue is attemping to grab my guitar when Puck finally manages to intervine.

"Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, terd, and twat"

Now that Puck has the Shue-meester restrained Sam and Mike have joined in.

"Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, terd, and twat"

I finally take a chance look at Rachel and she literally looks like her Jaw has dislocated and she might actually. Yea that looks like drool. See I am simply that awesome.

"Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, terd, and twat"

Now this is important. I very not so subtley turn to Finn who has obviously not been impressed by my performance nor the fact that Rachel is having the complete opposite reaction to it. I bend down a little so that I am I level with him as I sing the last part.

"I fucked your mom"

Well shit that was Finns fist connecting flush with my Jaw. The last thing I see is Finn getting hit by who I don't know. The last thing I hear is Rachel pure and innocent voice.

"I didn't know she could play the guitar."

A/N Song is Blink 182 "Family Reunion" Hope everyone enjoyed. Please Review.