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They say to can tell a lot about someone by the way they walk.

Nerds walk like the Hunchback from the Hunchback of Notre Dame with their head hung low as if their nose is in a good book.

A git walks like they have something stuck up their ass, with their backs arched and noses in the air.

A womanizer walks with at least 2 women by his side clinging unto him for dear life.

Scorpious Malfoy was no different than the womanizer and the git.

Walking with an invisible rod up his ass and Antonia "Toni" Abbott and Julia "Jules" Parkinson rubbing his 'muscular' arms I was ready to crack it but Al was there to stop me.

"Don't do it Rose, you can't lose your Head Girl status before you step into Hogwarts." Al said having me in a body tackle.

"Al there are no teachers here I can do whatever I want." I said through gritted teeth starting to slip out of Al's grasp ready to body check Malfoy.

"Ok let me rephrase that, don't do it unless you want to be on the receiving end of my Mum's Bay Bogey Hex and who knows what Aunt Hermione Hex." Al's comment made me froze. Thank god I have Al. After 5 minutes Al deemed I was mentally stable enough to control my own actions.

"Come on, let's go talk to Dominique, Louis or some Weasley cousin." I said as we walked to the 'Weasley Platform Corner' where we had to walk right past the Malfoy show, I looked the opposite way while Al tightened his grip on my hand while my knuckled turned a spectacular shade of white on my other hand that was clasped around Crookshanks II's cage.

"Oi Pippi!" I heard Malfoy yell but I walked past with my nose in the air.

"Who's Pippi?" I asked Al when we were out of Malfoy's reach.

"How would I know bookworm!" Al said as we approached the Weasley Platform Corner.

"Hey Dom, where are the others?" I asked surprised to see only the one Weasley.

"In the Weasley Carriage, we knew you would be late so I stayed behind and waited for you guys." Dom said as we stepped onto the plane barely noticing the lack of children on the station. Now I'm not joking, but as soon as we stepped on the train, the train started moving. Inside the 3rd last carriage on the train was a mix of blondes, brunettes but mainly red heads playing Exploding Snap, sipping their Pumpkin Juice with a Weasley Twist (normally a dab of Firewhiskey for anyone 15 or above, no doubt Fred and James idea) and eating their Licorice Wands and Chocolate Frogs respectively. No-one ate Pumpkin Pasties because Uncle Harry hated them for some reason.

"Did you know the Weird Sister are going on a tour in Latvia!" Lily told Roxy as Dom and I joined them in the gossip circle (or in our case, more like square).

"Do they even have witches and wizards in Latvia?" Roxy asked.

"Of course they must if the Weird Sisters are going there!" Dom told Roxy as the latter and Lily looked at Dom. Noticing I was beside Dom Lily was ready to pounce.

"Rose! You should be at the head compartment waiting for your hot new Head Boy!" Lily scolded me. Although she was only 15, the girl was intimidating.

"Maybe it's Henry McLaggen" Roxy gushed. Henry McLaggen is a Gryffindor who had puberty on his side. Ocean wave blonde hair and emerald green eyes, he could make any girl worship his feet. Me included.

"I wish." I replied, since we found out Albus wasn't Head Boy, my second hope had been Henry.

"Well go and find out." Dom said and I did just that. Well not really I went to the Head compartment, sat down and waited. And waited. And waited. I think it was by the third hour of waiting that I finally got something out to read. Although I was dying to read Standard Book of Spells Volume 7 I knew Henry would probably not like that so I grabbed a copy of Witch Weekly and flicked through the issue. I didn't even notice the door opening as I was so engrossed in the How to tell if your boyfriend is a secret troll quiz.

"Ah Pippi!" A voice drawled as I looked up and saw a familiar bristle of blonde hair.

Ah Crap


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